Post-gym feels thread

>be me just this evening
>hit the gym
>feelin the pump as I walk out
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>agreed to meet with a qt at her house right after before I leave for school
>gonna fuckin smash
>get to house and tell her I'm right outside
>tells me to wait up because someone "who shouldn't be here" is inside and needs to get them out
>tfw apparently it's an ex bf
>she tells me to wait so I move my car down the street and wait a bit
>30 minutes later
>tells me he walked out but is waiting for me in his car
>mfw I don't even know this guy
>at this point decide to fucking bail
>tfw he sees my car and starts trailing me
>give a signal to turn but then cancel
>tfw he does the same thing so he's definitely following me
>drive to police station
>he drives off
>tell the police literally everything
>drive back home with my cortisol levels through the roof and no pussy

So much for that pump lads. I hope your post-gym feels are bit better than mine.

>waiting 30 minutes for a girl

how fucking desperate are you fucking virgin

I was honestly mostly worried about a potential murder taking place inside desu

Why?

It is not your fucking problem.

Are you gonna run in, be a white knight and get killed as well?

>implying I even went into the house as you suggest
No, that's why I reported it to authorities with guns.

Then why did you wait 30 minutes?

for da pussi obvi

.....because pussy??

Ya know how it hijacks rational thought

Unrelated 3rd party talking here btw

You must be pretty fucking desperate to stick around for 30 minutes.

I would have dipped after 10 minutes max.

I obviously still wanted pussy but also to assess the situation. During those 30 minutes she slowly revealed what was going on through text and I hadn't found out it was a crazy ex till after 20 minutes or so.

how many orgasms do you think she had in those 30 minutes?

easily 3

>And you have to be pretty fucking shitty to just leave someone in danger even it is some random slut you're looking to smash. Wouldn't go in and put my own safety at risk, but had to let the police know.

>officer, I've been cucked

What are you a coward? Why not just go idgaf and walk up and tell him he ain't welcome here, and to piss off? Big deal if hes angry. Why are people so afraid to get beat up these days?

Sure dude just get shot/stabbed off you go

>implying a crazy motherfucker wouldn't weapons

>carry

Yes, cuz people just shoot everyone they see over anything they are mad about.
You watch far too much tv. Also most people cant aim for shit when they are pissed off anyways. Guns or knives aren't all that scary. Most people just hold them so you'll listen to them talk and they feel more confident. Worst case scenario they point a gun at you and you just have to not panic and get yourself shot. Most people that dont just go shooting at random, tend to not want to really kill anyone.

>worst case scenario they point a gun at you
No, worst case scenario they fucking shoot and you die.

Pre gym feels:
>stomach felt weird in the evening
>spend hours on and off toilet
>think I shit everything out but stomach still hurting
>supposed to go to gym tonight, but don't want a sick stomach to prevent a bench pr

>you've watched too much tv
>guns and knives aren't that scary

Chances of that are so slim its more likely they wont have a weapon or of they did would feel the need to pull it. Especially if you keep your cool and just tell them to piss off. If you need you can settle it with hands or you'll have to call the police. Also if you see a gun be drawn you can respond accordingly.

>not your fucking problem

IF something DID happen, they'd have seen he was the last person she contacted and he'd have become a suspect.

Also pretty sure I developed a hemmoroid for the first time in my life

What are you eating dude

user the cqc expert

It doesn't need to escalate. But if they feel the need to fight just discuss it first, and if you are where you can use the mutual combat law then just go based off the law. But its usually best to just tell them to just go and don't back down if they keep talking shit. Basically treat them like a child not wanting to go to bed.

>a suspect

nothing more, so nothing to worry about

>Lifting
>See engagement ring on the floor
>Bring it to the desk
>Just by sheer coinquidink I run into the girl on my way out
>I found your ring.
>She just says okay and runs off.
>Can't get grils to talk to me.
>Pic related.

>going through all that risk for a slut
Just think about what's to gain by doing this, and what's to lose.

In the past ~30 hours I've had almost my entire caloric intake for Saturday and Sunday
>oatmeal + whey
>beef jerkey and a quest bar
>chicken, broccoli and carrots
>sirloin with wheat pasta, pesto sauce and broccoli

Averaged about 1500 calories

>haven't fapped in a couple days because busy
>at home watching Olympics with family
>the asses on those negress sprinters getting me hard
>the little boy bodies on the Chinese and Russian gymnast getting me diamonds (Mustafina had that rack though)
>watching beach volleyball now, parents went to bed
>literally leaking precum on the couch

Being home is so comfy

Based kerri

>She just says okay and runs off.
Methinks twas not her ring, user. Definitely should follow up and see if she goes back to that gym.

lel

Realized I was doing stiff legged deadlifts instead of conventional

Fucking hell m8 was I able to lift a whole lot more weight now. My grip can't actually hold the weight now

Wow dude, your a complete bitch.

You're so jaded it hurts man.

How? Did you not read/ watch any deadlift form information, all of which tell you to bend your knees?

Don't stick your dick in crazy bruh

In a stiff legged deadlift, knees are bent as well. The only difference is that you're just supposed to have your back flat and parallel with the floor

I just had my hips go up a little too much. I guess I just kinda confused it with my rows

>6'2
>almost 40
>bangin ass body after 3 kids

The world didn't need more proof that volleyball produces best girls, but here it is.

How's the autism?

>he thinks a chick will want to fuck IMMEDIATELY after being in an argument with exbf

>Son, according to the sensitivity training we just took its called cultural enrichment. Also I have to arrest you for sexism and hate speech. If you are lucky it might be downgraded to simple rape.