Sir...

>sir, bobbing for roasted game hens in a Home Depot bucket full of milk is not a healthy meal and "random trannies on an imageboard" are not mental health professionals

>You drank a gallon a milk a day because an online forum told you it will make you... juicy?

>leaving humanity behind you say? I'm going to refer you to a therapist

>Sir I'm telling you, if you don't do some cardio the only place you're gonna "make it" is an early grave!

>sir it's not a difficult question, are you sexually active? Why do you keep whispering pick-up lines under your breath?

>Sir, what do you mean by "dyel"? and can you please stop calling me that?

heh.

>Sir, "manlet" is not a valid medical condition

>Sir my name isn't Chad, and I don't know what you mean by "tfw no gf", I'm referring you to a psychiastrist

>FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR