You shot movies too? We didn't know you have hobbies besides lifting, user

I draw really bad cartoons

I asked the same thing
The usual answer is ''Dunno,lol,I watch New Girl right now''

Or some bullshit about how her weekly 15 minute jog is her hobby

I draw/paint, work on my motorcycle, and read

I also travel internationally and do outdoorsy stuff like hiking and camping but I dunno if that's really a hobby considering almost everyone in the first world does those things as well

I'm writing a book but it sucks. Everytime I read myself I cringe.

Guess I'll stick with lifting lads

Welding, being an annoying asshole to my cats, some chinese cartoons (much less than before though).

Daydreaming about traveling and DH biking because still a total poorfag.

>lifting lads
good hobby

>being an annoying asshole to my cats
I hope you stay poor.

It's harmless I swear

Skateboarding.
Hiking.
Climbing.
Whenever not doing these me and the gf try to find new activites or sports to try out. Latest was horse riding which I've never done. Was actually great fun.

Hunting and hiking.

I'm designing a tabletop game, I play tabletop games with friends, I paint models, I create recipes for artisanal Veeky Forums condiments, hiking, skiing.

I dabble in Iranian horticulture

hiking, making music, playing piano, cooking, reading, extreme sports when I can

>ywn brush sabina and other girl's hair

i fucking love skiing. it occupies years of my life probably. i used to have to take people with me to ski- then i started going alone. i care about almost nothing outside of skiing and lifting.

Going to the theater, reading, card games, vidya, anime, fishing, target practice(pic related) and masturbating

You will never help her stretching either.
Also
>and other girl's
Rude.

also drawing, photography and cleaning

Of course ladies. I watch the ufc shit and sofcore videos of women getting undressed on camera.

Sucking dicks on grindr is a new thing I'm starting to get more and more into. I'm even wondering if I ever need ladies again when I can have my own jackoff/suck friend. I get hard talking about this. Also It's nice as fuck to cuddle with another man. It just feels so fucking good. Can't explain it.

I've always thought I was straight. I've only fucked on old woman(shit was not cash).

I thought I'd be ashamed and regret sucking dicks, but it actually just makes me hard knowing that I've sucked dicks.

I'm still not sure if I'm gay though, I want to try to fuck a younger girl, a pretty girl, maybe that will get me to start being a pussy lover.

>I'm still not sure if I'm gay though
God damnit, Veeky Forums.

Nah man sucking dick is straight af, no homo at all

Stick with it, user. Try short stories, or try some fiction, whatever works. I'm shit at it too, nowhere near the level to post one of them, though I know one person I discuss this with, and that helps a lot. It takes years to get good, and even more for you to start admitting it's good. Read books, write stories. I already see a lot of improvement and yet, I cringe at times. It's a game of patience. Writing a page takes writing ten pages, often.

Even if you won't be the next Beckett, storytelling has an aesthetic to it that carries over to your life.

is cleaning a hobby? its like cooking its just something you need to do

Cooking can be done in different ways.

I have dozens of successful degenerate erotic novellas on the market (under a nom de plume), two sci-fi novels that are doing okay, my paintings sell for an average of $300 each, I restore classic bicycles and I collect wedding spoons.

What are you? A fucking faggot?

Nope. Just willing to sell degenerates what they want for their money.

Wedding spoons are just culturally significant to me.

nothing wrong with some boy-on-boy action once in a while

Nothing gay about sucking dick bro

I've sucked dicks and but you still come off as a bigger faggot than me.

Who hasn't started a one hand novel while jerking off, but most normal people delete that shit after they cum. But you actually published your one hand novel. And you like wedding spoons, that's an old ladies kind of hobby. Nigga u gay af boi.

Also, dis nigga even paints.

I'm not even mad, I'm just saying, you come off as a big homo.

You're gay, user.

Why does this make me uncomfortable?
I'm straight. But seeing gay dudes makes me cringe even though im pro fag.
Why is this?

illnesses are repulsive

But I couldn't cum...
I also didn't cum when I was fucking that woman.
I'm laying off fapping for a while so I'll seek more sex instead of jacking it 2-3 twice a day over porn.

Wedding spoons are part of Sami culture. I collect them to preserve them for history. I even donated a very rare 19th century silver one to Finlandia College.

I write erotica to make money. A weekend's worth of work and a few days editing earns me $200-300 a month. Multiply that by 26. I take a degenerate's money and they now have $3 less to spend on MLP dildos.

I mostly paint portraits in oil. Fine Republican doctors and CPAs pay me to create something to hang over their fireplace.

I painted my state's former Governor's mother for him and made $1100.

That was a pretty bad comparison to draw, cooking can definitely be a hobby if you get really into it, try new recipes, take classes, cook with friends, etc. I'd say cleaning is more like showering or changing your oil.

>hobby thread
>turns full homo
Yeah, alright. I'm on Veeky Forums.

Still gay af boi, u a pussi nigga boi. Don't tell you wear sweeters, polo shirts and turtlenecks u creepy ass cracker. Either you're gay or a serial killer.

Homosexuality is not an illness.

>A weekend's worth of work and a few days editing earns me $200-300 a month
So you're making right around minimum wage for the work you put into them

>y-y-you too

he's saying he earns that amount each month, so now he has 20 odd on the market and earns $200 for each per month

How good looking is the 3rd from left? 6/10?

When I meet with portrait clients, I wear a suit and tie.When I'm on exhibit in the Contemporary Art Gallery, I usually wear jeans, Doc's and a t-shirt and pull a minimum of 4 grill's numbers.

You're looking at it wrong. A weekend's worth of work for 8-10,000 words and a few days editing, then it's passive income for up to a year for just one novella. I don't have to do anything but watch the income fall into my account.

What kind of hobbies are cool to have for a girl?

How big is your penis tho?

Cam slut, squats, vexillology, hamster breeding.

I thought you meant 2-300 bucks cumulatively, as your total income from the novels. That's bretty good.

I play the guitar and do stand up comedy

:)

Hamster breeding?

Big enough that randoms come up to me and say, "My friend (whoever) says you have a huge cock and know how to use it." (Mind you, women don't understand size all too well.) It's pretty common knowledge in the collective.

>stand up comedy
Telling your bros about your PRs from the last gym session?

i dont know what PR means ;(

Confirmed doesn't lift.

personal record

I do SS three times a week

;(

Oh, yeah. I guess I could have made that clearer. I average around $225 per novella per month.

Only making $100 per month from the novels right now.

They're not gay

What are some alpha/interesting hobbies? Whenever I state my actual hobbies I cringe inside (reading, sports)

Is reading enough of a hobby?
Can't think of other shit to pretend to enjoy

>hobbies

Veeky Forums
Literally all I do is, work, gym, shitpost.

Fuck this place
Fuck this place so much

Why? Don't you enjoy your time here?

Dude, sucking dick is gay. There's no way around this. You can't just suck dick and cuddle with a man and say "still not sure if I'm gay though". That's gay af

No.
It's turned me into an awful human being.
I don't even know how to converse normally with people in the real world anymore.

When something happens in the world?
>Oh I wonder what 'relevant board' thinks about this

It's horrible. I've wasted close to 9 years of my fucking life here

You should view it from a different perspective, bro.

I do amateur rocketry

Of course I don't say it like that, I say that "I dabble in rocket science" and then casually proceed to tell some one-liner fact about rocket science with "semi-fancy" words like exhaust velocity, specific impulse, ion thruster or something like that.

I swear to god being fit, tall and moderately handsome as well as intelligent gets me so much 7/10 engineering-girl pussy it's not even fair

>9 years
I came here in 2006 when magipokaan aired.

I play bass guitar in a national touring band. It's hard to stay Veeky Forums on the road, but I feel like it clears my mind and let's me perform better.

>got fit
>exclusively go to Anime cons
>dress up as a girl to modestly show gains
>no one has to ask about my hobbies because it's implied
>bring girls back to my swanky hotel to watch low budget hentai, play videogames, and bang

There is nothing better in life than staying up late drinking booze half naked playing strip Mario Party and fucking strangers in another city.

this does actually sound pretty fkn sweet

But how to bring said girls though
Went to an anime con a couple weeks ago and the cute ones had a whole system of beta orbiters.

There's high budget hentai?

Hobbies in general are pretty cool as long as you're good at them and/or passionate about them.

>play guitar
>make electronic music
I'm 20 years late for my guitar to net me any pussy, and I'm pretty terrible with Ableton but who the fuck cares, it's fun.

>beta orbiters

if you can't pull them anyways, you're just as beta

Quads speak the truth. user is homosexual

>trying this hard
Lmao

Hitting licks and getting lit

That's what I thought.

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Yes. Reading, photography, drawing, gardening, riding horses, tennis, whatever just something other than Netflix/TV.

Pretty interesting hobbies there friendo.

>10/10 would spot at gym

i want to live your life please

I don't have any. I lift, eat, work, and study. That's it.

>toggaf
why is this word so phonetically unpleasant

I quit Veeky Forums cold turkey a couple of years ago and it was much better.
Every single second spent here is wasted, there's literally nothing to gain from this place.
Then I made a reddit account and while reddit actually has relevant content it was almost just as much of a waste of time.
Now I'm just waiting to die in my sleep.

I would have never met qt Kazakhstan qts without it.

The best is if you bring a female wingman. That's hard to do though.
It's not easy. You have to be extremely attractive and not spergy. You need a good cosplay, this isn't optional. You need to be in good shape and well groomed.
That alone will put you in the top 5% of men at cons.

You need a hotel close to the con, and not a shitty one. I spend a few hundred and reserve a year in advanced if they let me I bring booze and have money to buy girls drinks. I findk parties and get to know people. The more you know, the more inside information you get. Make a separate Facebook for your cosplay and con networking.

I exclusively pick up girls at cons.

Another lady innocent.

Do you write in English? (Not sure if you're from Finland)

What people is your collective contrived of?

Do you self-publish over something like amazon or is someone requesting your stories?