You're not that big *sluuurp*

You're not that big *sluuurp*

Not fit related *mooods*

>The opinion of kale smoothie slurpin' thots matter to me.

Also, that's not hurtful, just feeding my never ending body dysmorphia, making me work day after day.

they just ban what they don't like and for some unrelated reason they love forced bad memes :)

jokes on you im gay

>muscles aren't fit related
so stupid I'm surprised you figured out how to breathe

Whatever

Fitness related how?

Yours sure are big ;) honey

Moods? As in you're in a mood? Why don't you go have a lemonade

OH SNAP, I WENT THERE FOLKS
#IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN

fuck, they matter to me. I gotta get bigger.

"C-c-can I help you suck off the guy you're hooking with?"

For you.

My dick is.
And so are your tits.

Hey, you got some nice lips. Want to put them to use.

smooth man, where did you learn those moves?

This is the least smooth thing I've ever heard or read. Shouldn't you be working on your summer reading list?

The only correct response is "you're not even looking at my biggest muscles."

>The only correct response is "you're not even looking at my biggest muscles."

yeah? well, your tits and face are fake and you look like shit. CHECK. MATE.

>haha user alright go ahead then show me your gluteus maximus
what do

...

Smooth for a chick that insulted me?
Fuck out of here with that loser ass bullshit.

Y-y-you t-too

can I help you with something?

Bend over and spread cheeks, commence getting pegged. Mission accomplished
Oh, user. You've recalled never been flirted with? I take back my mean comment. Bless your heart

I'd smash McKayla Maroney all the way to Rio

wanna find out how big I am? It will be a lot of fun, I promise ;)

I love how this bitch turned into a bimbo turbowhore.

>turned into

Where is she from?

Sorry, I put 6' instead of 6"
6"x5.5"

Remember that qt gymnast named McKayla Maroney?

"Oh well, yeah. I'm on a cut. I'll start bulking in approximately two months."

Bitch I'm 230lbs, shut your ho ass up

Like a hotdog through a hallway

Cringey

Sandra Izbaşa thinks I am

she looks WAY worse than she did

>McKayla Maroney

Get the fuck out i didnt even notice.

You're like as tall as me, leave me alone loser.

She needs to do porn

>what is satire

Bitch you 6'1 too? The fuck yo family been feeding you?

Literally why? There are dozens of plastic hos already, and they're all bad at it

My bf is 6.9, black and a linebacker he will fuck you up if you don't stop bothering me.

My pump wore off, shut up.

Call that nigger right now and tell him I'm gona roundhouse his legs in two.

Are straight men into girls that look like veteran pornstars? Sure maybe you'd like to fuck her for looking like a slut but would you like to have your gf look like a massive whore(like that).

Yeah, no.
Bitch can hit the curb.
I don't play those kinds of games.

Built like a pornstar
Low or no mileage pussy
Personality of girl next door

HNNNG

Bullshit.

>I don't get laid, ever

So much implying

Uh huh...