*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Not this shit again.

Go sleep Mike

'Look behind you, there's a female Hillary supporter telling people that the Western version of The Ring was better than the original movie!'

Oh no!
Its the return of Six Foot Katana Man!
The legendary weeb who's shorter than his own sword!

>teleports behind you
>roundhouse kicks swiftly to face
>catches body before forcefully hitting the ground
>"Goodnight sweet price."
>smirks

>*cling!*
>our swords collide
>"heh, guess you are much worthier opponent than you appear"
>*backflip*
>*land in a jerk position with sword flared to the side glaring from the sun*
>*run in a half circle with arms behind my back in a crouched position*
>*you stand still in anger with a half clenched face*
>*just as i approach i jump swiftly in the air*
>*!* (you)
>unaware of my position i land behind you
>just as you turn around my katana is already millimeters from your throat
>"however you have much to learn "
>*smirk face*
>spare your life
>leave you as you are left in speechless relief
>"better luck next time kid"

Just end my pain. Make it quick, before I regret it.

These are funny but reading them still hurts me.

Go back to /r9k/ faggot.

silly traveler, you are foolish to have come here

I will not hold back fedora-sama but first let me power up

BEHOLD THE SWORD OF THE GREAT LORD GWYNN OF CINDER

I fucked up

*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off?!?

MY SUPER SAIYAN FORM

>>*!* (you)
fucking lost it

BUT GREATEST OF ALL MY DUBS

you fucked up

8/10, I prefer "nothing personal kid"

Your gonna love this, trust me. What you are seeing now is my normal state; singles

these are dubs

Fresh Meat

>take 5 scoops
>begin to vibrate rapidly
>my body begins to exist in two alternate dimensions
>move through without any hindrance
>thread avoided

Let me teach you newfriends how it's done

...

fucking kek

*unsheathes barbell clip*

NIGGERS DON'T KNOW SHIT

...

CHECK MY MUTHAFUCKING DOUBLE DUBS

...

>*walk around eyes on my phone screen
"Fuck off, I have Pokemon to catch."

>RIGHT BABE?!?!?!?

...

*megaultra-teleports in the middle of the stadium*

"Huh, this seems like my kinda party."

*smirks*

>8 of hearts

Under rated

>"Hello, laydeeeez"

>abs

>*!* (you)
I spit out my cereal lmao

>filename

bumping in a epic bread

\m/-_-\m/

>*!* (you)

S-snake?

Pull piece, unload.
> Officer, the only thing i have to say is that he threatened me with a sword and i feared for my life. Further inquiry should be directed to my attorney. Am i free to go?

>mfw inexperienced deserters think they can defeat me

But it was

Hillary '16