How'd I do?

Bio says "not looking for hookups." What a meme.

>Deciding if you want to open with a regular convo or a raunchy pick up line
It can be so hard separating the sluts from the delayed sluts and the delayed sluts from pure maiden waifus

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Its a meme because women are the literal meme masters. Straight up mental gymnastics.

lmao

"im not looking for hookups - with betas"

huehuehue

>le just be honest and upfront meme

some dyel beta numale reading this thread will actually try this kek

You may want to charge your battery & your game up a bit user

its only a meme when a betaboi does it

Veeky Forums please help me

I had my first tinderella over tonight. For background I've been in two 4 year LTRs before this.

Had to use a condom and literally could not stay hard to save my life. It's been years since I had to use one.

I tried giving her head for a solid 15 mins (always been told I'm good at it) she would not cum. She actually gave solid head, but said "if I can't cum neither can you" than basically peaced the fuck out of my house.

Is this shit normal? Plz fit give me advice, I feel like a failure but this was weird and condoms suck huge balls

Reeeeeeee

Help me out nigs

post your profile

>let me downgrade myself to squat partner even though i want to fuck
have some pride my nigga

your profile doesnt matter, just be yourself

just ask the bitch what the fuck she's trying to look for on tinder of all places? A fucking boyfriend? "Friends"? Puh-leease nigger

pisses me off when women pretend they aren't there for the dick

"don't act like you wouldn't be okay with some good dick after squatting"

also post her profile

>I-I see, good luck bye

Don't tell him his profile (basically looks) don't matter on a hook up app family.

my nigga right there

Youre gonna make it

If it makes you feel any better, I keked

quads confirm

>good thabks

>great squat spotter

how the fuck can you be great at something so menial, officially triggered

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i think he meant bio lol

im telling you your looks dont matter on tinder

just be yourself

>Monique
>white

she is probably trashy af

do americans really like girls like this? even with the beauty filter you can see her thighs are full of cellulite.she's just fat.

LOW
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>she is probably trashy af
The best women dont use dating sites

Is there some site where girls compare and gossip about their tinder conversations? It would be interesting to see the other side of the fence.

Never gona make it senpaitachi

>just get a tinder bro

She's a lazy fat cow who isn't even interested in sex

Literally a 3/10

which one is the lie?

t. buttmad tinderlet

clearly the first is a lie

That is fucking savage

>im telling you your looks dont matter on tinder
y u doing this post pic but blur out eyes then

Americans don't really have a choice in the matter

Pls post pic

Humanitarians of Tinder

im crying

>laurier

try some non uni sluts senpai

Jesus Christ that's inhumane

they could always move to a country with attractive people,kek

>I wanna talk about grinding my pussy on your face
The type of women that would say shit like this are exactly the type of women that will give you herpes and punch holes in the condom.

it means youre uggo but still wants to f

why would I post a pic? you could do well without being good

just be yourself

Tfw she assumes you're mental

>im not fucking until i found someone to take care of another man's child

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Lel wtf?

t. Low energy nu-male

that doesnt even make sense, the passion of the christ would be easter you dumbfuck

>I'm looking for someone to look after my accident child and I won't have sex before marriage to trap him as soon as possible
lmaokek saddest part is someone will fall for it for sure

Weeeew

Jesus Christ he thinks it's a fucking rap video or something.

damn

no they say the same shit over and over and are tumblr girls, all girls that use forums are from tumblr

Charge your phone

fucking lol

lmao what is this? Not even letting them drink the shitty brown water, he's just pouring it on the ground and laughing. Savage af

i kekd

Yes, ltrs fuck up everything.

When will it be my turn for an Icelandic beauty here in the USA?

One could only dream of passing on my pure aryan white genes through a beautiful blonde girl from Iceland...pls match me

;_;

Smh you're the scorn of a groupchat now senpai

>pure aryan white genes
>American
Lmao.

what did she say senpai?

what kind of beta male would date a woman, take care of another mans kid, and not get laid?

She is gonna be single forever...good job dummy

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>liking fat subhumans
>alpha
Pick one, nigger

how the fuck do you pronounce her name?
>Gudrun, the leader of the Uruk-hai

I dont know how to feel abou this

>good luck finding your workout buddy :)
>y-you too

"let's start over, what's your hobbies?"

keep going for her be persistent

idk but its exotic as fuck

Would you?

>pregnant women in charge of sensible decisions

wtf why are americans so trashy?
its all 18-25 single mums looking for a serious relationship on fucking tinder

>sonora

kek enjoy raising a narcobabby

is she our guy?

fuck I actually laughed out loud

trash is collected in garbage cans

that joke is absolutely disgusting

>Looking for a white beta while Pedro-Chad fucks you
Kys.