Help me out krautbros. What are some German foods (either individual foodstuffs or full meals) with solid macros that I could acquire with reasonable effort as an Americunt?
Help me out krautbros...
schnitzels
why does it have to be german? i'd understand if perhaps you wanted to find something you'd eaten in germany but couldn't remember the name of, but you literally don't even know what you're looking for.
I'm in the mood for German food? I've got somewhat limited experience with German food, but what I've had I've enjoyed quite a bit. Basically I'm just looking for someone to say "X is really great and the macros are on point, you should try it"
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Kwark (or Quark) is nice for protein and cheap, can be fat free or with fat
Other than that it's pretty much the same food as in the US.
Make sure to check out Quark.
Stark und groß durch Spätzle mit Soß'
Google Esterhazy rostbraten. It's more prussian but who cares.
Meant austrian, not prussian
Just Spätzle und Soße?
Sauerkraut, Schupfnudeln and Schinkenwürfel combined. This shit will blow you away!
kitchenproject.com
German here. I have yet to eat Sauerkraut. It smells so bad I always refused to try it out as a kid.
Schnupfnudeln are godly though.
Kasseler mit Sauerkraut.
>Er nennt sich Deutscher obwohl er kein Sauerkraut mag
Maultaschen
Es kommt nichts stinkendes auf meinen Teller! Nein, nein, nein.
It's SCHUPFNUDELN faggot
Sauerkraut ist nicht zu übertreffen.
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I always called it SCHNUPFNUDELN.
CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN WHY THEY WROTE THE RUSSIAN GREETING IN LATIN SCRIPT BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CHINESE GREETING IT IS WRITTEN IN MANDARIN?
Tu noch kartoffeln bei für die Kalorien
You live in germany? If so go to Rewe get Nasi goreng- rewe beste wahl, not realy german but the makros are good
>nasi goreng
More like
>Nazi Göhring
>nasi goreng
More like
>nasty goreng
>referring to yourself as an "Americunt"
fuck off
Syrian semen
Kek
>er schnupft seine nudeln
>er verweigert sauerkraut
Zugezogen oder was?
Eat shit Amerifat
Nö, stand bei mir wie Rosenkohl, Blumenkohl und Brokkoli immer auf der Abschussliste.
youtube.com
DÖNER ALLES KOMPLET.
>German """""music"""""
>Achtung!
Maul halten, I'm German
It's just that hating yourself is pathetic
And America is the Greatest country of all time.
Germany sucks cock and I hate it here.
My biggest goal in life is to become an American.
look for "Magerquark"
The grass is always greener on the other side.
yeah I guess.
But I'm obsessed and I'll never stop being obsessed with America so now I have to become an American or I'm probably gonna kill myself
American weeaboo? What's the name for it?
Burgaboo
>erbsen
ja leck mich doch
Ameriboo
Eh, try getting seriously ill in the US.
There is a good chance you will have to pay for it all pf your life.
Universitycosts? Security situation in many cities?
As much as you probably like to complain about
many annoying things in Germany, it still provides a living standard, that would be a dream for 3/4 of the planet.
Turkish, or any other sandnigger of choice, cum. You guys seem to love it. Full of protein, lad.
Let him go, he won't be happy here same with all the serious weeaboos.
as a german my tip is to fuking leave this pisshole, our politicians hate us(straight white men) and import shitskins to run this country into the ground even faster
Oh wow, someone had all of his socialization directly from Veeky Forums.
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>mag keinen Rosenkohl
verpiss dich dich, du Ossi
What are you implying?
bread
How are the Macros on Doener?
Thinking of getting one later today
he's implying that germany is fine and that the 2 million rapefugees already here and the 3+ million about to arrive in the next years arent ruining this country
shit, way too much money for what is essentially just 100 gram of carbs, a little fat and 20 gram of protein
5 million rapefugees will put the 20-30 year old guys about even with the rapefugees.
i started to get mine without sauce, its basically fat anyway, plus smell
never took one without
Kochkäse
thank me later
idk about macros but Knödel is dank
get goat street food dürum instead
Besser als ich erwartet hab
>implying that's german
godamn i hate turks
0,5 % fat
0,1 % carbs
29 % Proteons
You can not beat that shit
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Only 19 g Protein per 100 g. Roughly 30 % less.
Tastes better tho
Yeah you're absolutely right. It tastes like ass, but the protein content is hard to beat and it's cheap as fuck.
was ist das
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Garnelen von Aldi
Bratwurst
Aren't sausages terrible for you though?
It's mostly fat and cheap pork
Neither fat nor "cheap pork" are bad for you. Just need to get fresh ones, the preservatives all give cancer.
scheiße, bin Vegetarier
aber Harzer Käse muss auch nicht sein..