Why do you lift?

Shoo shoo gains goblin

> meme victim

> spreading autism by engaging in argument

have you given up? I mean the body was meant to be utilized in various ways, including heavy work. Why not stimulate that side of our lives? How can that ever be a bad thing?

I mean yeah i get what you mean, but sometimes, lifting in itself doesnt need any sort of "final goal" or to have "a perfect answer". Sometimes, lifting is good because it is what it is. Its pure, and gives only good, depending on how you view it of course.

why does anyone do anything? cuz were bored u fuck

>if you honestly believe women want your fat ass you are a complete retard
>word salad
>lemme know when you move out of your mom's basement
Get it together tyrone

This is the body of a MAN who survives taking the most severe beating a man can take from the fastest, biggest and strongest men alive.

This MAN can use his god given abilities to out manuever and out play his competition.

He also has a hot wife and is probably gay and can get any MAN he wants.

Does he even lift? Does he even need to?

Now tell us again why you lift my little meme victims.

This is the body of asexual drug filled autismos. They can't even get it up. The only thing they have left in life is getting fucked in the ass by a real man and hoping other people will admire their pathetic existence.

>Does he even lift?
Yes.

Unmm yes. He lifts a lot. So either you're saying lifting makes you look aesthetic since he's not aesthetic and you implying that means he doesn't lift. Or, lifting makes you attractive like you described, even if it doesn't make you aesthetic. So which is it, faggot?

you're honestly saying that lifting brough him those aesthetics?

ahahahha

HAHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHSA

Stop replying to this poor bait and let the faggot wallow in his smug mediocrity.

post body you dyel little bitch

2/10. Your quality is declining quickly

- I will admit that was a run on sentence.
- People who lift =/= implicitly fat.
- There is the potential for physical injury, but you can minimize it by perfecting form. I think you're confusing bodybuilding and powerlifting. Not that you can't do both... but I don't see myself squatting 1,000 lbs in this lifetime.
- You can build some strength doing manual labor, but it's not the same as lifting. Most of it will result in a lack of balance in your physique. The greatest benefit lifting carried over to my manual labor was the development of my lower back. Used to throw my shit out multiple times a year. Lifting + basic yoga = hasn't happened in the longest time. The increased strength helps me get shit done faster, and the endurance aspect lets me get it done without being wiped out at the end of the shift.
- I occasionally play videogames or dick around on a computer in my downtime, so I must live in my mom's basement... right on. We're both on Veeky Forums right now bud.
- Once again, lifting will not make you fat. I fuck enough.
- I'm talking about tossing them around, picking them up and fucking them off a wall. Some crazy porno shit. Low energy fucking gets old fast.

I didn't mean to come off as an asshole. I just hate hearing the same bullshit. It's all shit-tier excuses from people who want to lift and choose not to, or sour grapes bullshit from people who pretend they wouldn't like a better physique. I don't necessarily think less of people that don't lift - I just hate the naysayers.

>NFL quarterbacks don't lift

I mean sure they don't lift much but come on lol. This whole thread is shitty bait, compose yourselves

I've never heard of salt flavored jelly before

> this greek god body got kate upton

who gives a shit about kate uptons square blockbody

Come at me faggot

>wanting a square block of tit cow

Pass

so the only important factor in getting a millionaire gf is what your body looks like? Gee, wish I'd known that lifehack earlier. Good thing male golddiggers don't exist and women aren't people too

>implying you wouldn't want the chance to ravish her fat folds

Whoops

nah totally bro a dirty mans anus is way better

I know this is b8 but there's probably people that really believe it.

Being good enough at ANYTHING will be enough to get you girls, doesn't matter if it's athletics, academics or anything else really, keep on doing it and you're bound to get a girl assuming you're not antisocial.

Your argument is retarded OP, this guy right here probably gets more pussy than you.

>Won't make you aesthetic
yes it will.
>chances of catastrophic injury
Only if you really fuck up. Also: straya has free health care so idgaf anyway.
>harder on digestion
Wut
>bigger food bill
But I can afford it
>always recovering
Feels so fucking good aye
>rarely put strength to work
Yeah but then when you do it's the fucking bomb
>pay for gym/equipment
Yeah but like $100 for years and years of shit is stupidly good value.
>less free time
Better not have any hobbies then, they eat at your free time! while youre at it, just quit your job too! Then when you're homeless youll have all the free time in the world.
>lift regularly or strength vanishes
I dont see how this is a bad thing...
>not like riding a bike
Well no shit, riding a bike is a skill, not a physical feat. Shitty analogy/10.
>wont make you more appealing to mates
I dont care about what my mates think...
>see men and women with weaker specimen
Good. I'm sick of being that skinny cunt.

>this guy right here probably gets more pussy than you.
Being born with it is an unfair advantage, no?

Other than that, you're completely right.

>the only alternative to kate upton is a dirty mans anus

Interesting world you live in user. don't think I'll visit though

here you go bro in a few years time you might become this jacked lady killer:

youtube.com/watch?v=kw6BBEkR0bM

Sucks about your child bearing hips bro.. If they were small you'd be a fucking beast.

Still mirin though.

miring what, barely visible abs and a tan? ahahahhahah

I assume you're taking the piss but still
>tfw would actually love to have lifts like that

Eh had em for years, pretty much over it. Life isn't a figure comp. Just gotta keep at it, working more on strength now anyway. thanks brah.

>> it won't make you aesthetic
wat? stopped reading right there

Got any lures son? Cause using actual shit as bait doesn't really work.

Pls post body lol

i'm not autistic enough to think you can lift your weigh into aesthetics

your born with it or you roid for it

look at this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=xdhOdJ_NVao

can lift way more than you ever will and he looks like a couch potato furniture mover joe six pack type

i can find infinite examples of people who fucking power clean your deadlift 1rm that look like shit

So you look like shit and don't lift?

Thanks for clearing that up, keep talking shit on others, it's working wonders.

>can't lift to be aesthetic

I hoped this was b8 but clearly you're just retarded

you look like a complete retard posting your shit body is all i'm saying.

and if a guy who can lift twice what you do only looks average then....

...what inspiration do you have for progressing?

you like looking in the mirror and still looking like a faggot?

you gonna go stick yourself with needles now and join the cool kids club?

lifting is for suckers and retards

>"post body you dyel little bitch"
>refuting nothing

wew lad, sure showed him

i'm not the one trying to claim lifting makes you aesthetic

you could power clean 800lbs and think your only hobby in life was drinking beer and moving furniture

>powerlifting/olylifting is the only type of lifting people regularly perform
>powerlifting/olylifting =/= hypertrophy
>knowing nothing about different types of musculature as a result of different training methods

It must literally hurt to be this stupid and still argue as if you know anything

if you could lift bitch weight and look jacked doing it there would be far more aesthetic looking people at the gym

That guy lifts a shit ton, works out constantly...maybe you'll realize that the great majority of 20 something "fit" people are on some type of roid/hgh

There are tons of aesthetic people at my gym m8, most doing hypertrophy splits or push/pull. most aren't even weak and certaintly not roided. Sure they aren't elite level strength but being well above 1/2/3/4 is damn strong compared the average fatty complaining on his computer how he'll never look aesthetic or be a sick cunt. You're gym must suck or be entirely populated by people with your toxic mentality

>that right arm go my late upton

hey bro just think when you can bench 3 plates you'll have the pecs of aaron rodgers

> certaintly not roided
yes they are. the human body doesn't look aesthetic without crazy genes or..........an abnormally large quantity of test

that or you have some incredibly low standards

To give me something to do in my otherwise boring, pointless existence.

>what is bf %

Seriously that's the only thing OP has argued, these athletes don't need to look shredded to perform. Why we keep looking at quarterbacks, the least athletic position in all of football besides kickers, is beyond me.

i wanna be that skinny fuck that's benching 2plate for reps and deadlifting 3plate for reps, and everyone in the room is gonna be like "damn how the fuck is that skinny motherfucker so damn strong yo", train for strength and blow the fuck out other people

lol I've been lifting for years and I know these guys personally, I know who is and isn't on gear. your standards must be retarded high then.

and you're not going to obtain the aesthetic bf% with muscle mass without roids

you want to look at the other positions, the positions of athletes who routinely get busted for ped use? lol go ahead you delusional retard

Yeah he probably is suave enough to get into her pants, although all females like men with muscles that's only part of the equation

right so everyone at your gym looks like arnold, is not on roids and you know all of them like your family

right....

All I read is you Jelly as fuck cuz you don't have a strong core

Ofcourse they're all on roids dumbass, even your fat qb's
Sure theres a limit to how much muscle mass you can continue to put on and still remain lean but you can get a pretty low bf % and still have far more muscle than average joe, to say otherwise is just pathetic or you're dyel as fuck

>you must be the size of arnold to be aesthetic
>I claimed they looked anything like arnold
>I claimed to know them as family

If you'd ever lifted for more than a few years it's easy as hell to know who's roided and who isnt

yeah and as has been pointed out, you can throw around more weight than anyone in this thread and look barely better than a beer drinking furniture mover

to not look like a fat fedora wearer you only need to get off your ass a few times a week and not eat your regular diet of mountain dew and doritos no lifting required

ir you lifted for a few years you wouldn't think non roiders/non gifted genetics were aesthetic

>setting the bar this low
>believing everyone who lifts does so purely for strength like olympic lifters and powerlifters and so will result in the same "beer drinking furniture mover body"

Well that's it folks, you just can't argue with infallible logic like this

by all means, show me all the amazing bods of your totally not roiding broshit faggots so we can see the real way to get the body you always wanted

>actually can help with injury
>allows me to eat the amount I want
>gives me a sense of self confidence
>produces a goal to work towards
>makes me more aesthetically pleasing
>actually does make you more attractive to potential mates
>allows you to function more in physically demanding situations

There's almost no downside

You makes some valid points op, I'm going to give up everything and just live like a slob now. Actually some of your points apply to living too, like paying for food and getting injuries. You should give that up too while you're at it and kill your self

> tiny fringe benefits with a mountain of downsides

if you have to lift in order to not be a slob your life needs far more fixing than lifting could ever hope to achieve

did you ever notice how lifting just became extremely popular all of the sudden with rabid fanboys around every corner to downplay all the negatives that accompany it?

just like all fads, there's a reason lifting wasn't always as popular as it is now.

Why do you even associate fighting with lifting? You are part of the problem if you think we lift to fight others.

It's something to do though, innit?

it's talking about taking hits and dodging nfl players. not fighting them rather the total opposite of it.

Ok but newfags can't triforce

Because I've never seen my jawline

You really don't have to lift all of the time to maintain your strength.

Only once a week.

A workout could be 1set of 3--8 reps of your 90-75% max
With
Bench
Overhead Press
Squats
Bent Rows
Deadlifts
Curls+chinups.
With five minutes of rest between each exercise.

The entire thing would take you less then an hour to accomplish.
Hell your entire workout could be just that and you'd make good strength gains every week.

Because there's no reason to be alive if you can't do deadlift, son.

you do realize just by saying this you're outing yourself as a mega dyel?

once you start deadlifting some real weight you will no longer be able to train deadlift anymore as recovery will take too long and disrupt your other lifts unless you are only deadlifting and nothing else. so you will have to do rack pulls, shrugs and the bottom part or the pull as three separate lifts

>it won't make you aesthetic
it djd
>chances of catastrophic injury
Lower risk than any sport
>harder on digestion
Now that I'm counting fibre and micros it's better
>bigger food bill
Worth my health
>always recovering
what
>can rarely put strength to work
what
>have to pay for gym or equipment
Still cheaper than sport
>less free time
gym is my free time
>have to lift regularly or strength vanishes
factually wrong
>not like riding a bike where you could not ride for 10 years and still be able to
You can still bench, but less kg just how like cardio performance goes down. You can still bike, but a grandma is just as fast as you
>won't make you more appealing to mates
it did
>always see men and women with weaker specimen
What do you care that women other than your gf settled for

>who is Dom mazetti
>who is Omar isuf
>Who is Scott Herman, Peter or Frank
lul

> Already aesthetic, just older and want to be in the best shape in my life with my 3.14 qt gf
> Older and wiser, know how not to injure myself
> Fixed my digestion
> Cheaper eating healthy
> Recover while doing desk work instead of ballooning
> Sex and handyman work are cake
> I pay more for gas
> Better than 2d vidya, get to my VR gamer aesthetics
> It's a lifestyle and routine
> False as shit, lifted in my early 20s, now late 20s and am blowing past the younger crowd in gym
> have become jolly green giant
> Sex is satisfying as fuck when you girl drools over your body

I have been skele
I have been a fatass
Now I am ripped af, sex is now awesome

> all looked like dyels then suddenly twice as big
good one retard

if it made you aesthetic you'd be chomping at the bit every chance you get to post your body

you're a fat dyel posting form checks on reddit and you think this is role playing right now because you've became so deluded that you can't tell meme from reality

Tattoos and high profile. Fit has gone to shit, decided to troll.

I do reps for Jesus and pump for Trump

Not a one word answer per se, but this is my best example.
>imagine 15 people
>11 out of them are beta-males and so clearly as a majority they have a more down-to-earth life.
>I'm 1 of 4 remaining. I typically would turn heads and have the power to make that the case if I want to dress that way or intimidate.
>I pretty much ignore the majority of people on the street or in "rowdy" venues except for 3/15 or 1/5 people that don't look beta male.
>I'm sure the beta males actually assume they're tough or vicious or whatever in the privacy of their mind.
>I feel like I'm more powerful and can hospitalize people bare-handedly whilst ignoring more people easily.

>Not natty?
>Has perfect genetics?
Didn't you just answer your own question or did you identify much closer to
>Looks like shit.
Once you see what your foundation looks like I would make a decision to go roids or go natty which is typically not a great decision.
>Grey area of experimentation and other supps of prolly master race and most common.

pussy fucking generation

mostly i just want to be able to pick up heavy shit and put it back down again

also i'm trying to impress a girl by picking up heavy shit and putting it back down again

I don't know why most of you just don't join the military. Excercise is part of the job, you HAVE to work out and train in order to have a succesful carreer. I'm 32yo and I am in the best shape I have ever been.

what i mean is that if you lift and don't look like a roider you look like shit

if you don't lift and don't look like a roider nobody gives a shit

it's about how you present yourself. you gotta admit theres a lot of ppl who lift who look dyel and it makes them seem more pathetic

>life is temporary so why don't you cuck yourself for the rest of your life