Ways it could be worse

It will re open and then you can squat some more user

If I was a manlet (but I'm 6'2)
If I was fat (but I lost 40 kg in the last eight months and I look kinda hot)
If I had a small dick (but it's above average)
If I was poor (but I have my own bussiness)
If I was ugly (but i grew a beard and look decent)
If I was all that but didn't behave like a total autist, I could be happy.

But I'm not.

> could be OP

We truly have been cursed, user.

...

TFW I'm skelly, manlet, have no friends and a small dick.

>could be disabled
>could be an african kid

>could be a gipsy

i could not have a gf

>could be dead
That doesn't seem so bad right now

>could be a virgin

>could be bald

>could be manlet
>could be kv

You could be balding and unwantedly gay as well friends, so don't fret!

I don't think it could be worse for me right now. Maybe no family as well and a debilitating disease?

ALL POSTS ON Veeky Forums COULD BE LIKE YOURS YOU SHITPOSTING SACK OF SHIT.

>could be ugly
>could be dumb
>could be broke

>tfw 2.3 inch dick
>tfw no friends
>tfw can't even 2pl8 on a bench after 1 year of lifting

what could be worse?

??

>2.3inch dick
pics?

>could be homeless
>could be in even more debt

>could be manlet
>could be fat
>could be skelly
>could be addicted to drugs
>could have no potential or future
>could be suicidal

>tfw a 6'1" balding skinnyfat

>could be short
>could be ugly
>could be dumb
>could be weak

>>Could be more suicidal

feel too humiliated just to admit it senpai

i never asked for this

dont be a sad cunt user

>could be fatter
>could be stupid
>could have a snapped back, rather than a strained one
>could have low test
>could be dead
>could be a woman

...

>could be black

>Could be total skelly
false
>Could be manlet
check (probably worst personal trait)
>Could have no friends
semi-check (i have normie friends (so at least im not alone) but i dont enjoy theyre company)
>Could have a small dick
semi-check (5.5-6')
>Could be dumb
false
>could be neet/wageslave
false
>could be old
false
>could be bald/ugly/disabled
false
>could be insane
not any more
>could be virgin
check

*their. i promise im not dumb. its late.

>Could feel the need to brag to strangers on an anonymous image board

Could be...
C-could be..
>tfw no redeeming qualities

>Could have no hands
>Could not be a qt

:-DD
just b urself honestly senpai

>Could have small dick
>Could be manlet
>Could have no friends
>Could have no gf
>Could have no confidence
>Could be stupid
>Could have no hobbies
>Could have no goals in life

I think the only thing wrong with me is that I'm Lardass mode. Once that's taken care of I think It's safe to say I've made it.

>my suicide attempt could have worked

Even if you are not thankful for what you have, remember there's a lot you can work for. We're all gonna make it.

This one is rather personal.

>Could have never met my first girlfriend had I not bought a dog as a teen and met her at the park one day.
>Could not have gained all the confidence after getting the 'first one' and having the 'first time' thereby giving me anxiety over such things.
>Could have never had my first car crash (before which I was terrified of driving, which afterwards made the phobia go away for some reason).
>Could have carried on having long hair and being a metalhead, thereby being undateable.
>Could have never dropped the autistic guitar playing and got on with my studies.
>Could have not started binge reading everything I could get my hands on.
>Could never have taken that summer construction job at my uncle thus finding out the value of hard work and human labour.
>Could never have gone to university.
>Could never have gotten over the fear of going to clubs on freshers week (God bless those amazing flatmates).
>Could never have gotten back into (Catholic) Christianity after your (Platonic) female Christian best friend asked you to go to a church neither of us has ever been before (New city).
>Could never have discovered traditional Latin mass churches.
>Could never have discovered Veeky Forums (later 4x2chan).
>Could have not found Veeky Forums.
>Could never have went a Polish gym and developed a gym phobia. (I don't feel alright with having to shake hands with every fucking person on the way in [some shitty local tradition of the gym].
>Could never have later gone to a British gym where I could act as autistically as I wanted.
>Could never have went to that naughty fashy meeting of British traditionalists thereby finding my current clique of close acquaintances.

The list goes on and on.

>be me
>17, in grade 12 at time
>dec bday makes me younger
>start crushing on my male classmate
>tfw gay crush
>do some volunteering with school activities
>helping out with velentines day event
>crush(soda) for your crush(love interest)
>buy one for cute crush and get to be on delivery team
>be day before valentines day, friday
>deliver the sodas
>get to my crushes homeroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>reply to this post or your mother will die her sleep

>Be fat
>Small dick
>How worse can it get?

My main reason for not dating in the past 4 years is because I have gained so much weight, my dick doesn't work

Could be a child soldier in an eastern Congo rebel.army

>Bf%20+
>5'8
>Gyno
>Bench stuck at 170x5
>The press stuck 110x5
>Squat around 235x5
>Dl 260x4.3
>Farmers tan
>Noticably receding hair

>Still not anothony burch
>Still not a tranny life loser
>Still not supermong
>Still not dead like zyzz
>Have gf and side chick

WEW

>could have had a fatal childhood diseases, instead spent all day playing video games
>could have been a good friend to others in middle school, instead I let my insecurities turn me into a douche
>could have gone to a sports practice every day after school, instead my dad listened to other dads talk about how great their sons are
>could have studied harder in school, instead none of my achievements will be hung on the fridge
>could have made my parents proud, instead I was a lazy piece of shit

>mfw a little boy with bone cancer probably wanted to be playing outside with other kids when he was stuck in a hospital bed for most of his short life
>mfw he could have scored a goal for his middle school soccer team while his dad is cheering him on
>mfw he could have made a best friend for life in jr. high
>mfw he could have asked that one girl he’s had a crush on since kindergarten to the dance
>mfw he could have gotten his standardized test scores in the mail and be happy to show it to his mom and dad
>mfw he could have made his parents proud
>but he’s gone, and I’m still here

I don’t deserve any of this

reading this thread is kinda depressing

>tfw you have most of the things that people are grateful they don't have.

puts my life into perspective, but hey at least it didn't bother me before i read this thread.