Have you ever been mired by a homo Veeky Forums?

Have you ever been mired by a homo Veeky Forums?
How'd you react and handle it?

Have you ever mired a guy Veeky Forums and forgot to say no homo?

Discus.

There's a big guy at the gym that seems to have the hots for me.

I wiggle my butt whenever I do squats just to tease him.

4 U

>Have you ever been mired by a homo Veeky Forums?
yes
>How'd you react and handle it?
his shit blew mine out of the water, so naturally I was grateful. though i took it with a pinch of salt cuz he was a homo
>Have you ever mired a guy Veeky Forums and forgot to say no homo?
i say it ironically, i'm not THAT insecure i can't compliment a dude without second guessing myself

Dumb question but if gays mire you then does it mean you're attractive to them and not women?

From personal experience gay dudes are much more straight forward than chicks when hitting on you. They've got a much bigger failure rate seeing as the majority of the population is likely to be straight so they just tend to go all out because there's no point potentially wasting a couple hours hinting at you like a girl might.

I've had gay dudes just straight grope me on several occasions, one just walked up and asked me 'do you want to fuck?' right off the bat.

In general I try to let them off lightly unless they're super persistent. I had some dude who kept feeling my arms at a gig after I'd told him I wasn't keen and at the point I had to get aggressive.

Normally it's a compliment so I don't really mind.

Depends, you might look super feminine and gay and they might be into that, or you're a hunk who's admired by both genders

Gays tend to favor big guys and women tend to favor lean ones, of course there is a lot of overlap but if its girls you are after go lean.

In New York for a holiday (Australian here) a few months ago, walking down a street in hells kitchen at night to get me and the gf some vodka, and had this guy do a literal double take, told me I was fucking gorgeous and tried to give me his number. We had a good laugh when I told him I wasn't gay and he said he'd keep an eye out for me anyway

Felt pretty good actually because he was built and handsome too, it wasn't some little chud trying his luck

r u a bearmode qt?

Nope, ottermode manlet

Probably thought I'd be a good power bottom

It really depends.

Gays usually prefer dating guys that look like them which is why you get alot of gay couples that look like twins. (Versebros)

Then there are a few that like smaller guys (mostly tops bros) and guys that like bigger beefier guys (bottombros ).

Source: myself otter mode bottombros dating a musclebear top bro who I met on Veeky Forums.

I think you're the real fag in this situation, user.

I do have good skin, olive complexion and dat jawline tho

Does it work if I'm bisexual?

I guess in the same way I've had people I'm not into at all mire me, I politely decline but shit still makes me feel good. A compliment is a compliment.

I've had 2 guys ask if they can suck my dick. I'm kinda skinny fat but I put on a bit of lean muscle now. It fucking sucks because girls don't even try to approach me.

I can relate
Just as an intro I am a pretty liberal dude, do not care if you like taking it in the ass and sucking dick for free as long as you a decent human being.
> be me in uni, huge uni so decided for 1st semester to be on campus
> chillin in the rec room playing video game late at night so I don't have to interact with anybody
> sometime to time people show up I just chat a bit with them but late at night one day this short mallet queer decide to stick around and watch me play
> sure whatever I don't care, i was thinking there is no way in hell I think am swinging that way and it would be quite abnoxious of me to think he would be attracted to me
> then I thought hey gay people have a bunch of chick friends maybe he can hook me up
> so month go by, whenever I got to hang out with him I turn the conversation to my quest for chicks
> one day he " he come out to me" to me, we'll that's a shocker my fag detector never fell me
> sure bros I told him, although AM NOT GAY if you fell that way go for it what ever I won't judge you
> weeks go by, on another occasion he ask me to let me let him suck my dick
> wtf bruh not gay &nor am I "experimenting"
> he fell bad, told him we can still be friend ( still chasing that puss)
> any way dude could not let it go
> on another occasion my house the he try again this time I swear I wanted to beat his ass

Fuker come to my house and try to suck my dick, i remember he reach my pants claiming there was dirt.
He did caress my dick, although I had undies and pant when i looked up I could see his vile smile on it was the most homo moment in my life. Told him to get the fuck out.
Never felt so violated
Was I raped

yes

A lot, actually. I have had several try to come onto me at bars and clubs.

One of them was particularly determined and it was incredibly annoying.

Lmao, you faggot.

Stop fighting it sven

Gayest thing I've ever read on Veeky Forums.
And that means something.

Nothing's gayer than cum in a mustache.

I broke his fucking jaw bone with my fist

was 13 and on a 2 week internship as part of my school program. there was a gay couple aged 40+ that hit on me once or twice, making clear sexual suggestions and inviting me over to them afterwork for movie and a sleepover. i was naive as fuck and didn't know what to say until an 18 year old worker came to my rescue and BTFO'd them and told them to never talk to me again. im thankful to this day.

You have the link ?

so you nearly got molested.

you would have probably ended up a fag? are you a fag now?

you sound thank that guy who saved you. with a blowjob

That ain't some fag Shit this is clearly pedophilia. Dude like that deserve an ass whouping

naw im fine thanks for asking. although im finding it harder to resist the trappy memes

...

You would be suprised about that

Pleasantly or unpleasantly?

Should have fucked him in the ass with your eyes closed.

Twice

Was at the pub and my mates went to the bar, he informed me of his talents in rimjobs or blowjobs.

So if i wanted one any time.... bert stared at him until my friends returned.

Second time i was hammered at this phaggots house and he wanted me to leave because i was bullying him and said transexualism is mental illness. Was lay on his kitchen floor as he did that autistic shouttalking "you've offended me and i want you to leave"

I replied "ALRIGHT you can suck my cock if i can stay" he went quiet, i forgot about it and then later as i was pissing he opened the door and he had a lovely chat while he stared down my cock and balls. Finally caught on and just looked him in the eye "Please stop staring at my penis"

Slept on his couch and my mate told me he woke up to him spooning him

Pretty uninteresting tbhpham

Manlet jew, dunno why fags like me so much

I was in the afterhours club in toronto where there's a corner where the gays hang out. I didnt realize it and i started dancing and shuffling in the gay corner.

With every spin i did these 3 gay shirtless dudes kept getting closer and closer. They kept eyeing up my body and wanted to make a move on me.

I jet the fuck out of there

That'll teach you for fucking shuffling

Comfort zone is degenerate don't go there

>shuffling

2010 was a shitty year.

I work with a homo who mires me.

Is only been 2 months.
Im not even eating right.

But my arms are more defined, and he always looks at them when he talks to me.

Must be how girls feel when im talking to them staring at their chests.

It's funny when you see the twinky topbro though.

>Gays usually prefer dating guys that look like them which is why you get alot of gay couples that look like twins. (Versebros)

This is my life desu.
They always mistake my boyfriend for my brother, makes it kinda awkward.

kek

kek

I actually live with a gay dude and he always slaps my ass jokingly, don't really mind it, every other homo dude he brings home (mostly his friends, aka we're both gay but not each other's type so..) seems to be all over me

>a couple of dudes asked for a striptease, half jokingly and half seriously

>one literally couldn't take his hands off me
It wasn't as unconfortable as it might seem, he's pretty much a twink so i know i can make him stop if he goes too far with the touching
The fact that i can't be assed to wear a shirt at home probably helped

also
>at the beach with a couple of friends and some strangers
>a friend of mine said two of her gay friends we're drooling and talking about me everytime i wasn't there


Gay guys are the fucking best if you have low self esteem, they will definitely let you know they like what they see, unlike girls who are more stealthy about it 90% of the time

>tfw muscle panda bf
>tfw I got lucky to get one of the panda's with a big cock
>tfw we lift together, cook together, game with each other, browse fit together

Tim if you're reading this I'm going to marry you.

but I bet the makeup sex was fantastic

>two weekends ago
>friday night
>hanging out with twink gay friend
>we've been friends since preschool
>am straight
>drinking
>he jokes that he could turn me gay
>tell him there's no way, I'm just too straight for that
>he teases me a bit
>joke back saying MAYBE if he looked like a cute girl
>we laugh
>fast forward to last weekend
>twinkbro invites me over to watch a movie, says there's gonna be a bunch of people there and we're gonna get shiftaced
>worksforme
>show up
>have a couple of drinks
>nobody is there
>oh well, fuck it more booze for me
>twinkbro acts disappointed
>we sit and bullshit a bit
>twinkbro says he's gonna go get some more beer
>disappears
>dick around on my phone while I wait for twinkbro
>don't notice a decent amount of time pass
>twinkbro comes back probably 20 minutes later
>took you long enough, fag-
>twink bro is in a skirt with a wig and makeup on
>ohjesusfuckingchrist
>he teases me because I looked away
>"Isn't this what you like user?"
>ohjesusfuckgod
>he laughs at me again and sits on the couch
>lays across my lap and looks up at me smiling
>fuck he's kinda cute
>shit god dammit what the fuck is happening
>he gets up and sits on my lap
>starts wiggling around a bit
>pretend I'm not enjoying the shit out of it
>pic related
>"come on user, let's head to my room."
>tell him fine but he's leaving all of his stuff on
>end up smashing that boipussy harder than I've smashed anything before
>afterwards lay there confused about life
>we shower
>I get really drunk later having some fun watching a movie with twinkbro
>decide to crash on his couch
>sleep in his bed instead

I hate each and every one of you.

Gays are fine. Every time I've been hit on by a guy I told him I wasn't gay and they are always respectful and chill. Couple times they even introduced me to their female friends.

Besides, ego boost is an ego boost.

Kek, I hope this is true.

>tfw no twinkbro

> tfw no muscle panda bf

why even live

I get mired by gaylords all the fucking time while women tend to ignore me completely

>tfw 6'1 260lbs strongfat

I go to raves
I get hit on by guys at over half of them
Sometimes talking to people in the crowd and guy leans over "hey I think you're really cute"
Other times they walk up and grab my ass, those ones freak me out

Why does no one love me

Hnnnng why must you torture me so
This closet is so comfortable.

nah. straight guys are just as forward which is why women always travel in packs

Last winter semester. Made the mistake of trading numbers with a random in my writing class, because you can hit them up for notes or whatever if you miss class. Backfired, he turned out to be gay and hit on me throughout the semester despite me constantly rejecting him. By the end of the semester, his "but are you sure you're really not gay?" questions really pissed me off.

He didn't even lift.

I once fucked this girl who was friends with a bunch of gay dudes. After the girl and I fucked her gay friend walked in and asked if I would do him too. I was very drunk at this point and I just told him "No, thanks."

i'm clueless when I notice people miring me unless they directly say it. I did mired this Dolph Lundgren guy for awhile until I realize his Tri's were as big as mine.

Ive had a gay guy be interested in me once, when I told him I wasnt gay, he was disappointed but then told me to take that as a compliment, saying guys were way more superficial than girls, and that if a guy is into you then you know you are damn good looking.

I always remembered that, and use it frequently to purposely inflate my already big ego

reminds me of Czech Bro

And as a guy, you should know that we're fucking horndogs and we would fuck anything that moves if we're motivated enough.

>Veeky Forums

I'm a skelly and managed to get with a musclebro, but he was the one to show interest, despite claiming he was heterosexual. I'm kind of bi, or was curious, so was surprised that things happened.

Will greentext story if anyone is interested.

...

that was some good shit my dude

Is it gay to have your dick sucked by a guy though? I mean, he should be the gay one, youre just enjoying and probably will think of a female all the way through.

Really makes you think.

No, never been mired, but my gay friend from school gave me a blowjob once. Best blowjob of my life.

In retrospect perhaps I should have given him a handjob in return as common courtesy, but I'm not sure if that would have made the no homo a little homo.

This.
I'm beefy and all the twinks come knocking.
I'm bi so it works out. I just wish the twinks I actually want were interested in me.

Is this fresh pasta?

>please stop staring at my penis
Lmao

I am fucking our trainer.

Sorry I am leaving you

> tfw no beefy total bottom bf to give relentless affection and take on romantic dates and compliment him plenty
> tfw no bf to regularly admire and make him feel loved
> tfw no bf to share interests and hobbies with
> tfw no bf to snuggle with and watch films and eat delicious snacks
> tfw no bf to randomly get drunk with
> tfw no bf to go on holidays (vacations) with

Fuck this life and my awkward sexuality.

Go ahead.

Do you want the detailed or short version user?

I've had a few homires. Honestly I just smile and say "thanks bruh". A mire is a mire.

Not that guy but go on with full detail

Not him but I'd like a more detailed story.
These stories are cute as hell.

>Discus

Breh I'm terrified to make a move on any of the twinks I like because then everyone would know I'm not fully straight and I feel women will judge me for this.
I don't want to be labeled a degenerate because I like femboys for sex.

That guy here. Detail, please!

01/?

I'll start by explaining the history of my sexuality because it kind of helps with understanding the context of the story:

I started by being bicurious and eventually decided 'a hole is a hole' and saw no issue with the prospect of banging a guy (never had an interest in male genitals) but as I grew older, I obviously became aware of the stigma in sleeping with someone of the same-sex and it was more or less relegated to being an afterthought. I predominately sought after women - or at least I did in pornography - but received little to no attention (not sure if I'm a turbo-autist or what but my friends tell me I'm confident). After lurking Veeky Forums for a while, the same-sex attraction meme piqued again but didn't pay much attention to it. I shifted my focus to what I came here to do - to start making an effort with my body.

Here goes:

> be 22-year-old skelly
> force myself to go to local gym, despite anxiety
> feel my face on fire
> don't even want to pick up weights as I feel like I'll mess up
> don't want to use machines as I feel like I'll mess those up too
> try to keep walking round to look for something I can do without standing like a lemon
> see exercise bike
> hop on it and start peddling
> realise I'm so anxious that I forgot to put my earphones in
> about to put them in but some guy comes up to me
> "I take it you're new here?"
> "W-Was it that obvious? I don't know where to start or what to do."
> tfw I knew what I needed to do but just didn't have the confidence
> "I can show you the ropes if you'd like"
> my faces goes red
> no idea what to say
> [turbo autism activated]
> "A-Are you a trainer here or something? I don't really have the money for that, sorry."
> "Nah, I just frequent the gym and enjoy helping others achieve their goals" he replies
> look down at the bike
> why have my legs stopped moving
> "Er, sure." I hesitantly say in response

TBC.

Meh, I might be skelly and want a beefy total bottom bf/high test gf, but you just have to stop caring. If you want to be alpha, then don't give a shit what other people think. Do what you want and smash those who mock or taunt you.

...

>Veeky Forums
>100% no homo

Please continue user, this sounds like it's gonna get comfy.

bishitter here, i fucking hate having to cave in to the vaginal jew

i've mired a couple guys at my gym.
most of them end up being straight.
one guy i think is afraid of me.

Yes! Keep on!

go on please

Sorry for the late reply, got held up by a phone call from a friend.

Okay.

02/?

Basically, things developed like this for a while and we shared contacts so we could work out my routine over the internet and I had a schedule to stick to. He spotted me for lifts and helped me out, and monitored me to help me progress. Two months later:

> progress seems to be going well
> offer to buy him a drink as a thanks
> no longer the skelly I used to be and can see visible progress
> incomparable to the built, beefy body he has
> he agrees to the drink but tells me not to go anywhere pricey
> search for a nice bar and tell him I've settled on one
> go one evening with him
> it's really quiet, just a few people sat alone or in twos
> sit down, buy us both cider, and celebrate the progress
> thank him lots for all the support and guidance he's given me
> he says it's nothing and can see the progress himself
> think to myself 'y-you too' but avoid the autism
> "T-Thanks, but it's pretty much all down to you" and then I say something along the lines of "god knows what would've happened to me if you hadn't spoken to me on that first day and I didn't spill my spaghetti everywhere"
> "spaghetti?"
> realise I'm being autistic and not on 4Channel
> "Spaghetti, you know...like...be all awkward and that"
> "Oh right" he said, still looking confused
> I offer to buy another drink
> we drink more and more
> getting pretty drunk and laughing a lot
> turns out we have a lot in common
> he enjoys gaming in his free time
> tells me I should hang with him and we can play games together some time
> he occasionally puts his hand on me when he's joking (he's sat beside me)
> tell myself we're just drunk and he's being friendly
> can't tell what to make of it
> stop dwelling on it and just enjoy it for what it is
> tell myself to stop caring what society thinks
> it's getting late

TBC.

yes

dats cute

god i love how conflicted "straight" bros seem after experimenting. lmao it really isn't that serious. acting like they've just discovered the earths gonna explode in a few days and don't know what to do with that information.

its pretty adorable though ngl.

wish I got mired by homos. they got higher standards for men and most are fit as fuck. it would mean I made it.

03/?

> tell him it's time I left as it's getting pretty late
> he tries to encourage me to have one more drink and that he'll buy
> I think to myself: b-but my gains
> "Okay, fine, but only one."
> he smiles with glee and orders two more ciders and we sit down again
> we continue to talk about gaming and how he got to where he was now with fitness compared to how he used to be
> I look down to his arms and see how big his biceps are and his chest kind of visible through his shirt
> I'm impressed and inspired and hope to one day be like him
> thought most people would be gym bullies like I see on Veeky Forums but this is genuinely reassuring
> smile to myself
> he realises I've gone off into my own world
> he elevates my chin slightly with his hand
> "Are you even listening user?" he asks
> "Yeah, sorry, just got distracted, sorry"
> he continues
> finish drinks and leave
> he doesn't live that far from me and offers to walk me home
> tell him it's too far for him and not fair, but if he insists, he should only walk me halfway back
> he persists in wanting to walk me all the way back
> we continue to laugh and joke about life as we head back
> stop halfway back and turn to him
> "You need to go home, otherwise you'll get back really late and I don't want you to get mugged or anything" I tell him
> "Are you worried about me?" he asks
> "Shut up and go home" I laugh back at him
> we wrap arms round each other for a manly hug
> [hugging continues]
> I'm 6'1" and he's 6'0"
> he pretty much buries his head into my shoulder
> feel my face going red
> feel overwhelming desire to run my fingers through his hair (no homo)
> feel like I want to call him adorable and cute
> "Y-You're kind of crushing me" I tell him
> he gets off me; "Sorry"
> he looks a little sad
> [laugh] "It's okay, I'm only kidding" I reply
> "I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?" (me being pedantic as it's now early hours of the morning)
> he nods "Yeah"

TBC.

>friend puts pic of me on her story
>instantly messaged by two gay friends of hers one asking me to be his daddy

>ywn have pic related happen to you
why live, tbqh

I fucking dodged a bullet in this same situation
Dude in my english lit course wanted to study for the final with me (i was the fag who had the best answers to questions in the class) and kept on texting me all that week about it
DESU i'm probably a fag and this dude wasn't bad no homo just DYEL

moar plz