/FPH/

It's been too long

Savage thread dude

>PUDGY FINGERS, UNABLE TO HOLD FORK, DISAPPEARS INTO VALLEY OF FLAB >DECIDE THERE AND THEN THAT I'M FINALLY GOING TO PUT AN END TO THIS >ORDER WORKOUT CLOTHES FROM AMAZON
>BUY GYM MEMBERSHIP
>HOP ON BEETUS MOBILE TO GET TO BEDROOM FOR A QUICK NAP
>WAKE UP 5 HOURS LATER
>WORKOUT GEAR HAS ARRIVED
>HEAD TO GYM
>LOADING UP BAR FOR FIRST EXERCISE >GET UNDER BAR
>SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE I SEE MY OLD ARCH NEMESIS STRIDE INTO THE GYM
>GENETICS
>HOLDS THE BAR DOWN WITH INSURMOUNTABLE FORCE
>STRUGGLE IN VAIN
>GENETICS LAUGHS IN MY FACE >SPAGHETTI.AVI
>WADDLE OUT OF GYM IN EMBARRASSMENT
>GENETICS DANCING BEHIND ME AND TAUNTING ME ALL THE WAY
>SCOOTER BACK HOME
>RESOLVE TO AT LEAST EAT HEALTHY >WALK INTO KITCHEN
>GENETICS IS SITTING AT THE TABLE >"WELCOME HOME user"
>BEFORE I CAN REACT GENETICS HAS ME PINNED TO THE WALL SHOVELLING CHOCOLATE BARS AND POTATO CHIPS INTO MY MOUTH
>POWERLESS TO DEFEND MYSELF
>IF ONLY I COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT GENETICS
>GENETICS IS THE CAUSE OF ALL MY PROBLEMS
>GENETICS

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one of my favorites

to this day I refuse to believe this ones real

>sporting goods

>finished eating leftover B-Dubs from last night
>1 1/2 boneless wings
>1 mozz stick
>2 onion rings
>was all under 500 calories
>Still feel like shit for eating basically concentrated fat instead of something else
>realize that I still have that guilt factor for something that ISN'T killing me while these fat fucks would shovel down an entire bowl of ice cream after their 5 course buffet dinner and still be hungry

That said, it was tasty.

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Spend time around a university. Doesn't seem so farfetched.

It's real, there was an identical lecture at my uni.

think again

I actually do, I'm doing my master thesis in Physics, but of course you dont see something like that there

The mods have shut us down last 5 threads-- the case is clear: They don't want fat hate on their platform.

Requesting that one post where some user utterly and completely wrecks fat and HAES people.
Some long paragraph about financial costs of obesity and fat people being lazy & irresponsible.
Not sure whether it was a capped Veeky Forums post or from a youtube comment.

wait a second, americans have more than simple lines between the cars on parking lots? - and he parked correctly and that still ... oh ffs

Some parking ramps vary. Most are just a single line, those. Usually parking ramps have the double because coming in at an angle can cause a lot of shitty situations.

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holy fucking kek

I'm not proud of it, but I do a "blind weigh-in" at the doctor because if it's above my desired number, I'll freak out. Fuckin' bulimia, man.

>MFW I type 'thin' into tumblr....

Holy fuck. Didn't believe, tried it, and you are not lying.

KEK
just tried it.

Fat & Obese just go right to search results

>this is real
WHAT
THE
FUCK?

I would straight up walk the fuck out.

>tfw went to trade school instead
>tfw no debt

I'm so fucking triggered by this, holy shit. Like being "thin" isn't fucking unhealthy.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy hell i almost woke up my flat mates with the laughter its real bois

nope they reached the bump limit ...
but nice try fatty^^

That's from my friend in the navy?

Remember, kids, if you want to study the social sciences, choose economics, political economy or economic geography and study in Europe. Avoid the US. Avoid all non-tradional majors or over-specalised ("gender studies" or "African studies" or anything else that sounds more like a single course that's part of a wider subject).

Avoid sociology unless it's economic sociology, and/ or is taught by either a grubby old Marxist with a heavy European accent or a conservative gentleman who relies heavily on empiricism and quantitative methods. Avoid Development Studies other than as a specialisation of the above approved subjects.

Drop all classes taught by relativists or postmodernists immediately. Drop all classes where stating certain views gets you scolded or yelled at. Drop all classes where the teacher has a clear bias towards a specific ideology and accepts it uncritically without even mentioning possible problems - even IF you agree with said ideology. Ideological bias is OK if they are fair and honest about it and allow criticism.

This has been your brief, off-topic guide to not getting fucked over in higher education.

Fuck I hate this.

Is that Trigglypuff?

Does overeating count as an eating disorder?

>its real
>typing "fat" gives a bunch of fetish and "appreciation" blogs

as does "morbidly obese"

typing "thin" gives smilar warnings as "suicide" or "depression".

Holy shit, you might be right!

But then again, all fats look kind of the same to me...

It doesnt help that they dress the exact same way either

(barely) reactive targets

maximum edge

Those threads are just motivation you cuck

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>teaching men not to rape

i feel so, so bad bad for that user

It's a gendered issue because there are a lot more fat women than fat men. Not because of genetics but because men put more into fitness than women do. I only know maybe 1-2 women that actually lift weights

Well, when you have to wear bed sheets for clothes its kind of a limited selection.

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Holy shit im actually triggered

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Always love the "I am not thin, never have been, and when I was in highschool I developed anorexia" part.

Don't they really have no idea of how those things works in the real world ?

9/10. thanks user

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Actually, yes.

It's called binge-eating disorder and, apparently, it's the only socially acceptable eating disorder on tumblr.

>Don't they really have no idea of how those things works in the real world ?
Fat people can also have eating disorders. It's still an eating disorder if you throw up every second time you eat something, even though you still eat enough to be obese.

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holy fucking shit

kek'd audibly

B T F O

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What I meant is that at a certain point she had been fat before, during and after her "struggle" with anorexia (and we all know how those troubles tend to be self-diagnosed).
And I'm not sure how you can be revulsed by food or the simple thought of eating and not losing a couple kgs.

99% of cosplayers are fat bastards dressing up as skinny people, that's empowering
but one skinny person dares to dress as a character who is fat...

Id marry that girl in the picture simply because she talked back to a fatty (no homo)

best part is the pissed off queen of hearts.

>when fatties claim to be anorexic

Despite their reputation in popular culture, these days the math and hard science folks are less crazy than the rest of the population on campus.

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Is this the same person?

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yes, she is just sucking in her gut in the left most pictures

;_;7

The fat lady in the background looks hella jealous.

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Seriously, muh genetix makes me predisposed to eat 4 human size meals in a sitting. Then too wash it down with the, oh so, natural existing gallon of sugar water.

>small fats

Charitably (if that has any place in FPH), she could just be staying in character.

Yeah that sounds like tall midgets.

How does the whole class not bust out laughing at that? I'd be picking my sides up off the floor.

> That bottle of ranch dressing.
Does anybody see a salad in this picture?

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She could be so fucking hot if she wasn't a goddamn lardass.

the worst part is that she'd be hot if she were normal size

americans put ranch on everything.

people eat ranch dressing on pizza...

>European accent
never left the US of A eh?

hello hivemind

Fuck off with this meme

That's trigglypuff, and it's in Amherst. I assure you it's 100% serious.

no meme

just look at pic related
she has almost perfect skin and a symmetric face, she could easily be a 8/10 without all of that fat

>buying a whole cake
>to dismantle the patriarchy

What the fuck? All she's dismantling is her pancreas.

>postmodernism

I'm doing a PhD and every time I hear that word I feel like being violently ill.

And daily reminder that cultural relativism started in the USA. Thanks a lot, 1970's.

it's not a meme, you dickhead. That fucking hair and face, redheads get me like HNNNNG.

If you go to a college that isn't STEM focused, you see this shit almost daily.
Avoid Universities like the plaque pretty much, they are shill organizations that promote Liberal (non-scientific) mindsets.
Half their funding comes from Democrats, so it makes sense their agendas are similarly focused.

>Avoid Universities like the plaque
you a dentist?

WE HAVE TO STOP HER. PATRIARCHY ASSEMBLE!

Fresh from kikebook