It's been too long
/FPH/
Colton Clark
Ethan Rodriguez
Savage thread dude
Cameron Perry
>PUDGY FINGERS, UNABLE TO HOLD FORK, DISAPPEARS INTO VALLEY OF FLAB >DECIDE THERE AND THEN THAT I'M FINALLY GOING TO PUT AN END TO THIS >ORDER WORKOUT CLOTHES FROM AMAZON
>BUY GYM MEMBERSHIP
>HOP ON BEETUS MOBILE TO GET TO BEDROOM FOR A QUICK NAP
>WAKE UP 5 HOURS LATER
>WORKOUT GEAR HAS ARRIVED
>HEAD TO GYM
>LOADING UP BAR FOR FIRST EXERCISE >GET UNDER BAR
>SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE I SEE MY OLD ARCH NEMESIS STRIDE INTO THE GYM
>GENETICS
>HOLDS THE BAR DOWN WITH INSURMOUNTABLE FORCE
>STRUGGLE IN VAIN
>GENETICS LAUGHS IN MY FACE >SPAGHETTI.AVI
>WADDLE OUT OF GYM IN EMBARRASSMENT
>GENETICS DANCING BEHIND ME AND TAUNTING ME ALL THE WAY
>SCOOTER BACK HOME
>RESOLVE TO AT LEAST EAT HEALTHY >WALK INTO KITCHEN
>GENETICS IS SITTING AT THE TABLE >"WELCOME HOME user"
>BEFORE I CAN REACT GENETICS HAS ME PINNED TO THE WALL SHOVELLING CHOCOLATE BARS AND POTATO CHIPS INTO MY MOUTH
>POWERLESS TO DEFEND MYSELF
>IF ONLY I COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT GENETICS
>GENETICS IS THE CAUSE OF ALL MY PROBLEMS
>GENETICS
Justin Campbell
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Logan Cruz
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John Richardson
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Colton Hughes
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Ryder Robinson
one of my favorites
Ryan Thompson
to this day I refuse to believe this ones real
Christian Perry
>sporting goods