Suddendly this woman comes and asks you:

Suddendly this woman comes and asks you:

>"Hmm... why do you have only barely visible abs, bro?"

How do you respond?!

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I like beer and tacos. Want to join me?

h-h-how 'bout i m-make my d-d-dick barely visible in ur p-p-p-vagina? h-heh

pls respond

"Maybe because I'm not taking non-androgenic steroids like Anavar unlike you, whore".

Sorry I diverged from the path for a year and only got back 2 months ago

cuz im fat.

O-oh? I b-b-bet you c-can deadlift m-m-more than me. I m-mean can't. Y-you can't lift l-l-lift less than me. Oh God, I'm s-s-sorry.

And then later I'll go make a thread on Veeky Forums about why women are inferior to men and are all whores

I thought they were invisible, I am trying to work on core since I went to snap city from herniated disc but it's a slow process

Because I have a higher body fat percentage.

why do you care

Because your abdominal muscles need to be be protected by a layer of fat to protect internal organs ya dumb slut

I beg your pardon, madam, but my abs are not at all visible.

i would

cuz powerlifting

Why do you look like a guy? Those muscles don't look very good on you.

Because im fatter than you, but if you want to help me burn off some calories with some joint cardio in the bedroom im sure i can acquiesce (wink), tips fedora.

Because of the cancer you imbecile

because I want to weigh more than 250lbs natty.

>these posts

Why are you fat?

>Why do you look like a guy?
Why do you look like a woman then?

>Those muscles don't look very good on you.
Better than your fat on you.

Underrated

because i train for strength
i then tip my fedora

who needs a six PACK when you got six INCHES?!

>am I
>sarting flexing

pls peg me

Absolutely disgusting

>abdominal muscles need to be be protected by a layer of fat to protect internal organs
Protecting internal organs is what abdominal muscles are already for. Don't broscience to just have an excuse to be fat

>"Hmm... why do you have only barely visible abs, bro?"
But I don't

i wake up
women dont talk to me

"Yeah, fuck you too."

>No wonder why I'm shit at dealing with people. I always think that it's some kind of joke or provocation and I finish 50% of my social interactins with that line.

Coz I eat too much pussy

"why the fuck do you care, piss off I'm busy"

>allowing anyone to talk down to you because they have tits
>Being a self-respecting man who doesn't cry himself to sleep

Pick one.

Because I dont train my abs directly, but just with compound lifts

Kek

Fuck off cunt. Schwarzenegger had shit abs too

cause i dont have photoshop irl or perfect lightning

'Why the fuck do you care, mind your own business'

Bitch I just started a cut. Give me a few weeks. Jesus. Why do you always fucking do this?

...

Well, I've never cared to train them and wouldn't know where to start, but I was planning on hitting the gym a bit more. How about you show me how to, sometimes? I'll thank you with a home-made chicken that will drive you crazy, I'm a good chef, you'll see.
give me your number, so I can call you

may i lick yours?

autism

>y-you too

Cuz I can still beat your ass and have my way with you

Because I took in more calories than I expended, duh.

I would walk away in shame

REEEEEEEE, WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!

im b-bulking you surely understand?

>Bitch you blind? I've got a belly the size of a beachball, and you're talking about abs?
>Maybe you;ve noticed my distended liver? It does kinda look like a onepack.

>DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME, I'M NOT HERE TO TALK I'M HERE TO TRAIN

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you mixed it up cunt

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER

I don't pop var like skittles

*Punch in cunt*

Back!!! the!!!! fuck!!!! off?!?!?!

Because I don't really care.

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What kind of a dumb question is that?

>Why would I

I plan on being as strong as I can. I'm not interested in aesthetics.

You have enough for the both of us bb

whats wrong with her thumb and forefinger

because i have healthy levels of fat unlike you also stop dehyrading urself for pictures its very dangerious.

I commend thee

You would think that muscles are more protective than fat ya fucking dummy

Only because im wearing a shirt.

I check my totem like in inception, because if any woman initiated conversation with me I must be at least 3rd lvl dream

these suicide pics are popping up everywhere

sad to live and be apart of such times

those aren't abs, that's just the way my fat is shaped

*squeezes belly*

>>
>Sad because everyone seems to feel this way?
>Or sad because I think it and am too pussy to just do it?
>Or sad because when moot owned this site any duplicate image wasn't allowed on the same page?

"I have much more impressive features."
*shifts position so cock is visible beneath shorts*

"uhhhhhh, that's only 2 inches at best"

"I said impressive, not good."

#1

i thought i was a minority for feeling this way, now it seems i'm part of the majority. that's why it's sad, tons of people want to off themselves.

Hypergamy
Fucks shit up

wow her with how big i am. 36 in waist, 22 inch biceps, 52 inch chest, full head of hair.

>implying i look at girls
>implying the hotter they are, the more you ignore em

jesus man, even if you dyels even "make it" your autism will dry up vagina anyway.

>being so autistic, you can't even reply correctly.

i'm sure what you meant to say was, "the hotter they are, the more you're supposed to ignore them"

I pull the lunk alarm.

The pepe shows you know what you are doing.