>HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT Isn't this from Breaking Bad?
Hunter Bennett
>post on Veeky Forums >use memes from other shows
THROW THE KEY OUT
Gavin Wood
>Drink from the water fountain >Actually hydrated but there's a queue forming behind me >Keep drinking
HONKA HONKA
Nathan Garcia
>gym says no dropping weight >proceed to do bailing clean and jerks with max weight without bumper plates
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
James Moore
>i wear basket ball shorts to the gym
Jose Russell
>wear basketball shorts to the gym >to do weighted dips
I BLEED IT OUT DIG IT DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
Jason Price
>put headphones in >not actually listening to music
SSSOMEBODY SSSTOP ME
Daniel Wood
DAMAGED
Charles Martin
>suck a guy off in the gym showers >after swallowing his load say 'no homo' >don't really mean it
Sebastian Powell
>put grip gloves on WHILE DOING CARDIO
Dominic Young
i worked out with a shirt then staff told me i had to wear a shirt then i cancelled my membership
Nicholas Long
>kekd
Liam Miller
Hello, Ssssnake.
Eli Brown
>Dressed up as the Joke three years ago for Halloween >Drank a shit ton of malt liquor & Nyquil >healthledgerchallenge.kms >Zonked like cray >End up at a house party >Pull a knife out of the kitchen & put it up to a girl's face >I'm friends with everyone in the room except stranger girl >people laugh, say that I'm just playing the character >I was really just off my shit
Owen Johnson
>tell someone they don't need a belt when squatting beyond their bodyweight
FURY OF THE STOOORRRM
Thomas Williams
>Pick two dumbells for planks I ONLY NEEDED ONE >Become friend with autistic 40 yo guy in gym >Whenever i finish a set he comes over and put wheigts back to their place >mfw i now have a gym slave
Landon Lewis
>go fill up water bottle at fountain >see several people lining up >after a minute the bottle fills up >instead of leaving I take several huge gulps >fill up water bottle again for another minute >see a few people leaving the line DEVILISH E V I L I S H
Hudson Peterson
Kek. I usually let Asian manlet dyel do this job. I thought eveyone does this?!!
Ethan Turner
>guy asks for spot >starts benching >brings final rep down to his chest >begins to bring it up without struggle >pull it up and rack it >walk away
PSYCHOTIC
Lincoln Kelly
D E V I L I S H E V I L I S H
Leo Nelson
>Go to the gym >Run on the treadmill for an half an hour >leave
TAKE ME AWAY BOYS
Jason Walker
>walk on the threadmill for 4h and minimum speed >run all the way home, 10 MILES AWAY
SOMEBODY S'TOP MEEEEEE
Christian Barnes
>>At water fountain >>Half step away >>Turn around and take another sip
NO BRAKES ON THIS RIDE
Jaxon Wood
YOU CROSSED THE LINE.
Oliver Gonzalez
>lift naked when nobody else is in the gym at 3AM
Mason Rogers
>dumbbell flies instead of bench press
Where is security?
Josiah Jenkins
>take steroids to get abs by coming on Veeky Forums to laugh at your picture
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Jason Anderson
this meme is pretty dank
Chase Evans
>>After every set drink water and pee in sink I love you man!
Jacob Evans
I ride the fitness bike with a helmet on! Safety first
Cameron Roberts
you mother fucker!!!
I know all you did was walking bitch!
Henry Kelly
>mom told me to not consume so much protein >because it can damage my kidneys >eat 250g a day
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Colton Walker
>on a cut >recommended 1600 Calories >eat 1602
GOTTA CONFUSE THE METABOLISM, HAHAHAHAHA
Michael Bell
>bench press shirtless, don't wipe off the sweat S A T A N I C
Jayden Walker
>tell people I rep two seventy for a warm up on bench
>I warm up with two 70 pound dumbells
Asher Ortiz
>wear a rich pinna 5 persons tank top to busybody gym >am actually sponeorsd by pyjamas braun blackstone labs I'M THE ANIMAL I BECOME !!
Connor Hernandez
>pay $50 per month just to go to the gym to drink water >do cardio by running to the fountain before people that look obviously parched
Isaac Hughes
>receptionist says "have a nice day" as i leave >don't tip her
I'M UNHINGED
Angel Parker
Who the fuck tips a receptionist anyway? Are you autistic?!!
Lincoln Sanchez
>dont go to the gym for several years >keep eating what I want >starting to become pretty fat >gettin pretty sick of this
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
David Robinson
>spotting friend >he's struggling on the last rep >i tell him he's got it >he doesn't actually have it TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
Brody Rivera
>friend asks me for four scoops of my mutant whey >give him only three
CMON
Jaxon Taylor
>receptionist tells me to have a good night >go home and cry myself to sleep
SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I BECOME UNLEASHED
Parker Roberts
What kind of gym do you go to where you don't tip the receptionist? Let me guess, you don't even have a pl8 dispenser at your gym either huh
Lincoln Gonzalez
>woman hits on me at the gym >tell her I have a girlfriend >actually my waifu body pillow
Nathaniel Gray
>Go to gym with friend >Don't work out with him
Asher Morgan
>jerk off in the shower >clean up after myself
Daniel Phillips
MESSED UP Check'em
Samuel Baker
>tell the gym's carryperson to take me to the locker room >don't tip
ABSOLUTELY INSANE
Christopher Torres
You damn commies
Jason Myers
kek, underrated
Dominic Turner
Do you tip the working people on your gyms in the US? Fuck
Grayson Flores
>preworkout says to take 3 scoops at most >only take 2
DEVIANT
James Foster
wtf is wrong with you shart in marts
Isaac Lopez
>yawn between sets
Jacob Howard
...
Christopher Morris
>pre workout says not to exceed 2 scoops in 24-hour period >take 3
SOMEONE CATCH THAT MAN
Sebastian Mitchell
>Gym requires from its members to have a towel >I never bring one anyway
M A D M A N
Anthony Smith
>start workout >didn't even stretch
MOM CAN'T STOP ME NOW
Henry Carter
I also have one, i had a sure thing lined up once before realising i had my body pillow just in plain sight as soon as i would walk in my door.
>mfw having to make a really autistic awkward attempt at disengaging a sure thing.
Eli Wright
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Nicholas Cox
Yeah because we can afford it, unlike yuropooreans
Carter Hall
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kayden Jones
just a few more weeks until summer is over
Levi Smith
>be me >in gym
Connor Hughes
Is there even any point in stretching before working out?
Noah Evans
I always do it, my shoulder and lower bacl gets totally fucked if i dont and i feel a better muscle connection and flexibility aswell
Liam Gutierrez
Just do warmup reps with less weights
Juan Bennett
>pee in sink
Brother
Aaron Sullivan
...
Noah Powell
He wants you dick tbqh
Brody Perez
once time i asked the girl at the desk why are you serious
James Jackson
Kek story time pls
Wyatt Ross
cracking these plates...
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Jason Baker
>do greyskull lp >Have to alternate between ohp and bench >Ohp on the bench CAN'T WAKE UP
Nicholas Rodriguez
>notice fat girl mirin >decide to step down to her level and have the privilege of talking with a literal Greek god >months go by and I charm her >she says "when are you going to ask me out?" >I say "never you fat bitch"
CANT STOP WONT STOP
Wyatt Cooper
ABSOLUTE
Nathaniel Gomez
If I take off your altitude mask will you die?
Chase Jackson
>browsing /fit >not autistic >not homo
Noah Allen
Haven't been on Veeky Forums in months and I come back to this. Glad I fuckin left
Kayden Torres
>girl asks samples guy if whey protein is gluten free >tell her no as I walk by
THE BATMAN CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW
David Bennett
>go to the gym for the first time >already got the membership the previous day and left because I had something to do afterwards >anyway, go to the gym for the first workout >receptionist asks if I need a personal trainer >say no >I actually do need one >walk around the gym, want to try out free weights >find the squat rack >see there's people there already >casually leave the free weights section and go to the cardio section like I meant to go there >hop on a treadmill >jog for 10 minutes or so >check back with the squat rack >people are still there >leave the gym >never return MOMS GONNA FREAK
Benjamin Butler
Damn that picture reminds me of when I first dicovered /b... that was like 8 or years ago dog
Chase White
>start to piss bubbles >my body is desperately trying to tell me that i dont need more protein >take 4 scoops anyways DO YOU LIKE.......MEIN CAR?? IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS GAS GAS
Luis Hughes
>first day at the gym >too afraid to squat normally >get on the smith machine >put clips on SLOWLY BECOMING RETARDED
Adrian Richardson
>need to add a 10lb plate to each side >see two 10lb plates >take four 5lbs instead MOMS GUNNA FREAK