FRAUD: GET SHREDDED AND BIGGER

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mirin

first tackleCHAD'S qt tall virgin olympic swimmer gf

2st

lol

You look 3d as fuck bro. Mirin hard.
>What happend?
Found out the only girl I love is getting married. I appreciate the concern.
>Look at pretty dresses
>You might even see one you like ;)
I like to take girls dress shopping so quite frankly that would bring up a lot of bad memories.
>I don't know any good jokes. Only lots of terrible bad jokes.
>two cows are standing in a field
>one cow turns to the other cow,
>"Do you ever worry about mad cow disease?"
>The other cow responds
>"Why should I, I'm a helicopter."
Honestly I don't get it but I appreciate the effort lol. It reminds me of the two apples in the oven joke.
>A man walks into a bar.
>He's an alcoholic and it's killing his family.
Cheers, drinking bud light at the moment and feeling a bit better after talking to my neighbor for a while.
How are you doing buddy?

I have a near endless supply.

>I just got a new Thesaurus, and it's terrible.
>How terrible is it?
>It's terrible.

Thanks, feeling and looking better on this real masteron.

Will add another refeed day this week. Hoping to get more shredded

If you see where i came from(acne, fat and bloated)

lel

Kek

please make more pictures like the right one, it shows how you actually look like.

GUYS LISTEN.

How do i kill my dick?
Im only on 250mg test, but i have rock hard boners 24/7. And im not even exxagerating.
I go to work and think about pussy. Im on pussy hunt everytime i go outside and i hate fapping.

How do i do it, without fucking up something else?

I can get laid, but its still so fucking annoying god dammit.

This was pretty funny the first time

kek'd hard irl

Do you think i care about some girls? You think i just put all this effort in my body for some approval for girls.

All i care about is myself, fuck everyone. I just wanna look like i wanna look.

Stop worrying about fucking girls.

But when i walk in a tight shirt or tank top everyone looks terrified. Mostly woman are checking me out even when they're with a boyfriend. Best is just to ignore and keep the mires to myself.

Sorry boss.

I never make a picture with a pump, only the last one i showed.

Same here bro, suspecting gyno allthough ive never been under 15% bf

Think he looks better in the relaxed pose.
Slight homo. lol

Can't see her tits or ass, but her face is on point.

do you/did you ever get off roids for a while? if yes, did you do anything like PCT or nothing at all?

those blowjob lips

how do you like your shitty bike bro?

It's ok
I just realized azusa isn't real
Come on over we'll suduko

Yeah man, i was pretty fat, especially when i came off. Not coming off this time. This is gonna be my first bnc

Always getting fat and covered in acne during PCT

I will look into it, thank you for constructive advice,

They looked way worse before. this is nothing worse.

no, they will never go away. only reduce a bit when you're lower bf

shit taste she's like a 6/10 at most. dirty spic with a touch of trailer park

UK Bros how would one go about purchasing such anabolics?

I'm currently forced to use super glue (skin compatible) to keep my nips hard when wearing tight shirts. Can't be doing this forever naooooo

I suck my own dick with it.

Yeah, it's free. Why wouldn't i like it

Stop being insecure. how worse it?

pic?

>Come on over we'll suduko
I am sorry my friend but I can't yet. I have other people to put in the ground first before I can go.
>Always getting fat and covered in acne during PCT
Story of my life.

eyo man how do i get bigger arms with two dumbbells that go up to 16 kg

i already blast my forearms with my home made wrist roller but i just want faster progress for huge as fuck arms

pls help with rep ranges, sets and exercises

Like this but im no nig nog

Today's kind of meh so far, been up about an hour. I've got an appointment in town to get my car tuned up ahead of my little road trip soon, so today won't be completely wasted, all that's left after that is turning in my work shirts/hat and picking up my final paycheck on Thursday.

Not going to lie, I kind of hope when I go in on Thursday the manager and I can have a talk and I get to keep the job...

>delete girl because she was always giving me shit or having just bad vibe and I felt it was better to let her go
>1 week later she texts me again
>>feel alone and having a shitty day
uh how do I contain it and don't reply?

by not replying

I'm skinnyfat boardering chubbyfat. Is it worth it for someone like me to consider a cycle?

jack off, then youre not gonna wanna reply

Addendum: I'm a dumb motherfucker, I've had no real friends and next to no options as far as finding anybody in the area. I should be itching like mad to get the hell out of here. I mean I am, but on the other hand, I'm not.

masT do you have a pic of you flexing I need inspiration

>Not going to lie, I kind of hope when I go in on Thursday the manager and I can have a talk and I get to keep the job...
You are going to have to put on an ocsar winning performance

is this really the unviersal answer for everything that involves decisions?

nice nips bbyboo lemme suck on em

These are my nephew's favorites.

>Why did Sally fall off the swing.
>Because she had no arms or legs.

>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>Not Sally.

Been cruising on test/tren/mast 100 pw
Now starting a blast
Test 1g pw
Deca 1g pw
Been running adex
How much adex should i run on this much gear and how soon should i up it?

I have watched a lot of movies.

Maybe I should carry some tweezers in my pocket so I can pinch my leg and cry on command.

>I've had no real friends
Weren't you real tight with some fraudsters in Washington in 2014?

Will my waifu love me if I start roiding?

Talking about more recently in the area I'm living right now.

Nope

Atleast add me to that list

She already loves you for who you are
Even if she isn't real

i'm and i can't tell if that is a legit response

to be a little more precise, your huge arms overshadow your huge shoulders, traps and back. with smaller biceps & tris, your v-taper will pop-out that much more, ESPECIALLY on lower body fat.

fuck if i know tho, i never do anything for arms and they just grow proportionally regardless, and im happy with em

100% natty

What is your current stats?
Height, weight, bodyfat, FFMI

What was it before you roided?

>tinder girl replying like every 50 hours
fuck this I'm out, what's the best approach for quick dates when you find a match? so far I've been using it to make friends but I really need to get some pussy now.

LGD4033+MK677 stack for bulking?

Youd be surprised

I usually try to open with some kind of flirtatious joke, usually involving a future date(planting the idea, so you don´t have to autism around it later). If she responds and reciprocates, I get her snapchat.

Then I need to make sure she isn´t a fucking landwhale(hence snap) before I actually set the date up.

The date is usually a "walk" near either her house or mine. Logistics.

I appreciate your advice little man

Keep up the good work

stat natty and ever stay natty but natty

when i meet the person irl i like to give a weak handshake to let them know upfront i'm not a threat

>tfw you fell for the landwhale bait

Tinder is a huge waste of time, its full of average looking girls out for validation with no intention of meeting up.
I have spent hours liking girls and rarely get matches despite being 6'0, 190lbs, cruising on tren/test/mast and shredded with 10% bodyfat,
I have actually come across some of the girls in real life (spotted them at their jobs and remebered them) and they are falling all over themselves to come flirt with me.
In person is way better for meeting girls
In the other hand if your gay tinder is the place to be, i turned on the men option once, liked 5 hot guys and the next day had 5 matches and a bunch of "super likes"

when people give me weak handshakes it makes me uncomfortable

Yes I did

fucking hell man

One year ago when I installed tinder for the first time, I went on like 6 dates were the girl was either much worse looking, or simply fat.

Now I've learned to snap with them for like 4 days before I set shit up.

I have a funny story tho from last year

>Partying in city
>Tinder girl wants to meet at local burgerking
>5am
>she says shes there
>I can see her
>Shes fat
>Just bail and pretend my phone ran out of juice

Fast forward one month ago

>Play pokemon go (haters gonna hate #cardio)
>Sit on bench with qt
>Basically go around palying with her all day
>Get her snap etc so we can hook up in the future when she has time
>Turns out its the same girl
>She lost 15kg (155cm tall)
>Absolute qt now
>She doesn´t remember me

wew

Yeah, i always cycled. Yeah with PCT

I'am gonna bnc from now on. I never lost much size, but the acne really bothered me. Accutane really killed me. Accutane was way worse than PCT

Started with 250mg test-e since april. Now i'am on 250mg test-e and 400mg mast-e. Will be on this for a while. Then i will probably cruise again.

is it me or tinder is full of 6/10 girls with a "long list" of stuff you need to check in to even talk to them? like seriously, fuck that shit.

>little man
lmao that's cute, stay puffy big guy

I'm guy from
Tbh I agree, so fucking many girls use it as a validation app, never actually wanting to put out.

The girl I'm seeing right now even admitted, if we had matched on Tinder, we would never have hooked up.

I picked her up at a party and she was all over me.

Get gaming irl bois

this girl considered herself out of this guy's league before he won his olympic gold medal

before you needed to be in the top 20% to get girls now you need to be in the 10%

>In person is way better for meeting girls
not for me sadly. I'm not that good looking AND a manlet so approaching girls irl never works for me. I find that instagram is the best way, through it I can showcase my social status (good education and achievements in sports and what not)

>talking to others while they play go
is it good for friends? most of the time I sti down there listening to music or doing cardio.

They do

The whole dating app thing breeds girl with high standards

Thousands of desperate men swiping right on every girl

Even if the hot guys swipe right on every girl, they will think they can actually shag them, even if the guys never go on a date with them

Hence why tinder is a numbers game, everyone is swiping right. Do the same and spam openers. Don't give a fuck about any specific girl

This is why women aren't even worth talking to

i'm not surprised she's using the dog filter

>dog filter
why is this still a thing?

I've actually had two tinder hook ups. But that's all lol

Yes

It's fucking weird, my two best friends I met through pokemon go, 4 weeks ago.

We basically just started talking, then we played all day together. Then we started hitting the clubs together, being eachothers wingmen and whatnot.

I use FB, I found normal people with normal expectations, I can't stand landwhales demanding 10/10 guys or talking like they are hot stuff.

what can I expect from a win cycle on 50mg/100mg?

Mine are probably a little puffier than yours. My left pec doesn't seem to be as wide as my right, so the nipple seems to stay on the edge, and when it's puffy, it looks shit. I don't have a pic of them puffy unfortunately, only hard ones.

>I use FB
uhm, sup grandpa

crying joints

anyone been scammed by MyProtein?

spent over 200 dollars with them, they told the carrier to not deliver the package and the order isn't showing up in my recent orders list.

Calling customer support and they tell me "I'm not sure what happened there's nothing I can do"

literally wat the fuck

except for that? Is it worth it?

w-wut

so you get your nips hard then spread a bit of super glue over them, and they stay in that position

might have to try this desu

masT what kind of side effects did accutane give to you and at what dose? It really fucked me up too at 20mg a day. Extreme depression was the main thing. I was wanting to kill myself for no reason and came off the shit, now I feel good again. I googled it afterwards and spontaneous suicide is a side effect...

Mirin.
What's with the weird posture?

Sweet jebus, that ass.

Nips are getting sensitive brehs, I'm on 25mg aromasin and 25mg Nolvadex daily

Do I just up the doses or can I save myself? Or do I just let it get worse and take the hit to the wallet for the surgery

you guys are straight up for one of those compilation pics niggas make and post on reddit with title 'Veeky Forums is weird xD' or some shit, except it's not xD at all, its actually terrifying there's someone out there really doing that shit

yup just dont go overboard. good mk makes you hungry af 24/7

uhhhhhh what the fuck? how fucking obese are you?

if you are not fat as shit you have completely bunk ancillaries

normally i would ignore retarded shit like this but this is just insane levels of fucking stupidity

post stats now, including bf%

Yeah man, the glue dries in a matter of seconds. Keeps the nips hard all day. I use pic related.

Don't keep it on for too long though if you're sweating a lot, the nipls need to breathe and you may get a rash.

Thanks, It was the only way to get some oblique action going at +15%bf

150 lbs 5'8" manlet I'm far from obese though, no idea what my body fat percentage is unfortunately

only started the Nolvadex when I noticed the nips getting sensitive about a week ago

Worried it might be bunk but that wouldn't quite make sense if the gear is real (which it would have to be to get sensitive nips when I'm lean)

No change in shape or size of my nipples they're just sensitive

mast dude
you are okay already, fucking stop please you are ok like that, just maintain mate, you look like one of those images that create fear of "getting too big accidentaly"

I'm confused. Why do you want hard nips all day?

Also isn't it a pain to peel off?

Meant for

25mg asin daily is a fucking lot dude

Link to reddit discussing sources?

you 100% have bunk shit with those stats if what you are saying is true. i'm guessing you are on 500 test as a beginner to roids, in which case 12.5mg aromasin e3.5d was even still a little too much AI for me.

you FOR SURE have bunk shit. 25mg aromasin FUCKING ED would crash the shit out of your estrogen, but with nolvadex too? like wtf? you have complete fake shit.

did you get it from some retard in real life or something? if you didn't get it from that one board people always talk about here, then it is probably fake