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NoFap general: life is hell edition

9th day, 22yo kv here.
I'm actually starting to hit people up to go out, in hopes of getting some action, something I never would have done 10 days ago.
I'm horny as a rabbit, I just wanna kiss a girl

neat

after the first week i always act like a complete fuckboy towards girls, when i fap i turn into myself again

Did nofap for 2 weeks and here's what happened:

>Started using tinder a lot
>Put some effort into my profile (im fairly dyel and short so I have to try a little harder)
>swipe right till im all out of matches and then I'd wait
>occasional fat girl match throughout the week but I'd get a nice influx of matches on weekends
>started talking to a 4'11 brunette with a slim tummy
>we agree to meet up at a coffee spot in dtla
>long story short: hourly hotels are a godsend

just do it if you want. abstinence is nothing new. it's pointless making these threads on Veeky Forums of all places.

I'm afraid to reinstall tinder because I would probably fuck a hambeast.
Today I literally thought that a fat pussy would actually feel pretty good to bang.
I hate fatties

But, I wanted to wait with tinder until I have a somewhat decent physique I cant show, THEN AGAIN I was planning on making a new account because of the whole hidden rating fuckery, so I may use this account for now.
shieeet

*I can show

How to successfully reboot brain without fucking up your libido or test levels:

>quit porn forever, there is nothing good you can get from it that will make up for the bad.
>track your days, while doing so, TEMPORARILY stop masturbating. the reason for this is because masturbation is the plug and porn is the outlet; if you want to reboot your brain quickly, you need to wean it. don't hold it for more than 100 days.
>once about six months have passed, for some of you it might just be three months, your brain should be at optimal health and by then you'll possess all the reported benefits.
>don't masturbate more than once or twice a week for max test
>you are free from autism town

this is based off of personal observation and the countless posts of others, so take this as you will.

tip: if you have overwhelming urges, just fap with your imagination. there's no shame. never, never, never slip back to porn again. that's the key. if you can't save both, go with the lesser of two evils. hope i was helpful.

Relapsed yesterday. Gonna start today until November 16th at least.

Wait til you get rejected - then you will fap like mad. I went for a month of no porno and no fap but then I blew it when she said "no thanks"

Heres a question for you fuckers, what do you do when you cant fuck your gf cuz shes under house arrest? It makes me want to cheat

Nofap fucked up my dick for some reason
did it for three 3 months and had sex. and I KID YOU NOT my fucking dick was bleeding when I took off the cum. had to put cream on it before the fucking spot healed up.
the girl wanted to fuck again the next day but my dick was swollen

how can you say never watch porn again when you are posting from Veeky Forums? There are tons of hot chicks in bikinis all over this blue board alone, is that not porn?
Define porn please.

So I'm 50/50 on the no fap shit. I get that it's mostly bullshit and there are some benefits. But others say just masturbate less and no porn. So how often should I masturbate.? Once a week? I don't want to get wet dreams because fuck laundry

dont go out with a degenerate criminal!

The Human body is only sexual if you make it. Just don't think sexy thoughts when you look at stuff like that.

>when I took off the cum

if you're on Veeky Forums don't go on pornographic threads and don't click on arousing images. it's simple.

cut off all forms of porn even erotica.

Shes on lockdown by her parents, differnt form of house arrest. also not jailb8

Headed up to a lake house this weekend with a big group of people. They're pretty much all single. Should be a big fuck fest. Absolutely abstaining for the rest of the week so test levels are high as fuck. I normally whack it twice a day so this should be tough as fuck.

Pic very related, taking 13 cases of beer.

> Bud Light
> "beer"