User I heard you're really into fitness

>user I heard you're really into fitness
>Show me your mile time, iron cross, planche, handstand pushup!!!
>What? You mean you only do a couple reps of squats 3 times a week according to the diatribes of an obese failed powerlifter named 'mike rippletoes' and are 20% bodyfat? And do no cardio? Doesn't sound very fit to me.

How do you rationalize this?

Why am I talking to a woman in the first place?

Can you pick up this Olympic bar?

No?

Oh that's a shame.

Take an ativan and pretend it's your mom.

>>user I heard you're really into fitness
Yeah, fitness dick in your mouth
>>Show me your mile time, iron cross, planche, handstand pushup!!!
Imma show you this *unzips dick*

You have a point. A large portion of this board would realize real quick they're pretty useless if they had to run a couple of miles.

I don't ss is a meme.

a large portion of world class marathoners would realize real quick they're pretty useless if they had to squat a couple of plates

>Squats are the epitome of fitness and athletic worth

No to be fit and athletic you actually need to do cardio. Those marathoners are highly specialized. There is no excuse not to improve every aspect of fitness and only lift weights. People lift because it's easy. Even an hour of hardcore lifting is nearly nothing to a 5k rowing or 5 mile run as far as fatigue.

I guess fat 400 pound powerlifters are the greatest athletes alive?? Lmaoooo you stupid faggot.

teach her about persistence hunting by following her 40km without rest