Hey, user! We haven't seen you since high school! Come grab some froyo with us...

>hey, user! We haven't seen you since high school! Come grab some froyo with us. Have you learned how to hold a conversation yet? Hahaha

it looks like you have already grabbed froyo. look in your hands you dumb bitches

y-you t-too

Why are you dressed like that if we're not in high school anymore?

Oh shit oh shit it's Taylor Swift

Hahah 1488 blaze it Taysway, hah

goddamn I want a gf that looks like tay tay-
is that really too much to ask?

>wearing winter clothes
>eating froyo
No thanks bitches. This party sucks and the music is too loud.

>tfw have actually gotten better at social interactions
>tfw started a conversation with someone at the gym today and kept it going for several minutes

Feels good man

No it's Becky.

I dunno, have you learned how to not be a stupid bitch yet?

I've gotten really good at dealing with most folks in the last few years by purposely normalizing myself.

So yes, I'd be fine.

This is the correct response

There's a reason why I didn't come to the class reunion.
And that same reason is why I'm going to turn around and walk away and pretend I never saw or talked to you.

Have a nice life.

have I learned how to hold a conversation?
oh I've done more than that my dear...

*i slide over to the jukebox and insert some loose change*
*snazzy music plays*
*start snapping fingers as I slowly walk back to her in a jubilant style*

ohhhhhh I'm not the same guy you knew back in Washington high

the sorry sap... who couldn't even say look eye to eyeeeeeeee...

you see I found a place called Veeky Forums
an online smashing hit!
they taught me how to lift
and you smell really good can I get a sniff?
and in a place called /v/
I learned that confidence is key!
within the depths of Veeky Forums
they taught me to never quit!
over at /pol/
I was told never to come to that rotten stink hole!
oh so you see how far I've come?
and how much I've ran?
I can honestly thank it all... to the wonderful website Veeky Forums!!

*end music*
*breathes heavily from all that dancing*

now if you'll excuuuuuse me ladies I'll have a low fat froyo cause I'm on a cut

DUDE STOP ITS A PRANK

is that tay tay and hayley williams?

Someone should sing this and play it in the background of that scene from Spiderman 3. 10/10

You are not Kazakhstan qts. Why do you talk to me.

Kind of.

The girl on the right is cuter than Taylor who is she?

nice one

Nice meme kiddo

Serious? Hayley Williams from Paramore. If there's a girl hanging out with Taylor Swift, guaranteed she's a model or musician/pop star.

If you think she's cute in this picture, you're in for a good night.

Holy fuck 10/10 if you just made that up. Regardless this needs to be recorded.

Kekd loudly, WD senpai

Fuck didn't even realize it was her she just looks different from what I pictured she looked like

Fucking lol

smooth

how do I talk to redhead girls?

What the fuck is froyo?

no lol i only drink filtered water but lucky for me i have some here so we can sit and talk sure

Didn't they threaten that cops life after that?

I got some topping for tHat froyo bb

>>/r9k/

what the fuck, user.

Waz up sluts?

Take this shit to /r9k/ where it belongs.

>qt coworkers say "hi how are you"
>I say "hi, i'm good" and walk away to not hold a conversation
help brehs..

Tay-tay is a lesbian so step one would be, be a chick.

>they taught me how to lift
>and you smell really good can I get a sniff?

kill yourself famalam

>girl admits she used to like you

lost

>used to
too real user

>girl admits she used to masturbate to you

I expected more. You disappointing me.

Girls don't masturbate, retard.

They do if they have feminine penises, faggot.

...

Taytay and Hayley? Fuck, ill cut my left nut out to grab anything with them.

Im not that autistic ill be fine.

that means she still does, she's just ashamed about it.

This, the build up was great; it made me think that the post was going great places, but then he broke into a cringeworthy song about Veeky Forums.

>tfw making good progress with social skills
>tfw my dorm room was on the floor with all the other autists
>tfw noticably worse at social interactions now
>tfw a few of them are lurking right now FUCK YOU JARED

"dude what the fuck is froyo"

>implying any attractive girls from school would even remember who I am
DAE /nofriends/?

Goddamnit Hayley is so fucking cute

>mfw she'll never ask you to spend a day with her so she can forget about the game the next day and relax

Why is she so cute?