Who else here /spooky/?
A
>Ogrehead Press 3xF
>Deadlifts 3x5
>Full Moon 3xF
>Ghoul ups 3xF
B
>Spider pushups
>Skull Crushers
>Jackknife Pushups
>Dumbell Axe Chops
>Creepy Crawlers
For cardio I'll generally go to my local cemetery and do suicide runs, or just do the Thriller dance at 2X the speed.
The shit posting is real
why did this make me laugh
Should of waited until halloween or at least october to post this, wouldve been a lot funnier then. Still, good job
>Canuck level shitposting
Very impressive
>Should of
fucking pleb
>he doesn't celebrate Halloween every day
never gonna make it, brah
>Be me, October 2012, at my college gym
>Skelly, about 6 months into Scary Strength
>Gym has coed scream rooms where I like to go after working out to relax
>Catch some witch mirin my noob gains
>final girl/10 with great BOObs
>Strike up a conversation, goes really well
>Turns out she's planning on going to med school next year
>"Do you want to be an orthopedist?"
>"I'm not sure. I haven't considered a specialty yet. Why?"
>"Because I have a large bone for you to examine."
>Looks at me, shakes her head, and walks out without a word.
Why do I always scare them away?
VLAD eats PEOPLE and drinks BLOOD while you SKELETONS bust your FEMURS at the GYM
When will you people learn its about FRIGHT, CHASE, and FANGS
>not doing GHOSTMAD
enjoy being a gains goblin
>FRIGHT, CHASE AND FANGS
Kekd
>Implying Starting Spectre isn't superior in every way
Revive yourself
This shit in Halloween would have been pure Gold, 'm8os
>Not doing the T-Rex's method
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
Aw man love getting my spook on while working out.
>Work evening shift, so only go to (all night) gym super late when no one else is around
>Play ambient spooky sounds, horror movie/video game themes, etc. almost exclusively (lavender town theme is GOAT.)
>Front desk person hardly gives a shit, so turn lights off in the weight area
Can't think of any other way to up the spook level.
>tfw naturally good looking face can't scare girls
>tfw i will always be a fearlet
>Not getting horribly burned or otherwise scarred during some teenager-murdering exploit
Its like you don't even want to be spooky
>tfw no spooky qt3.14 azn gf
Why even die
not all of us won the horror lottery you inconsiderate human
>human
>implying
Look, not everyone is born with a horribly disfigured face or an intimidating physique.
Yes, you will never murder or frighten as many people as Jason Vorhees if you are an attractive skinny manlet. Its just not going to happen.
But you have to work with what you have.
You think it was easy being scary as a 2ft qt plaything? No! But I worked at it, and I'm proud of my results.
Any other /x/files trying to get fit?
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why the fuck do you want to t-rex mode? just go for Rich Piranha's humanity mode
looking spooky m8
what ur boo-tine?
in4 chad
Roll
Chad pls