User you are soo Cute!!

I don't really remember, it was either one of the superficial bitches or it was the actual gay kid.

What'd you do?

RIP

try for fwb?

I turned 360 degrees then walked away

I have been told that before. Then I just jokingly say

> guys dont wanna be called cute. we wanna be handsome

Youd be facing the same way you idiot.
I was right when i expected this board to be full of dumb meatheads. I guess im just two intelligent to lift.

这里有你看不懂的直播

中共走狗去吃屎吧

Made me smile at work. Thanks bro.

say you have an incest fetish, gets them to shut the fuck up.

Oh fuck, that's the worst.
You puppy now.

I was cute until like 21, then I was middling handsome for a few years, and like 6 months ago I shaved my head and now I'm Scary.

It's humorous how differently people react to me now

School starts in 3 weeks huh

>simplified characters in picture
>traditional in filename
真不高兴。

>why dont you talk user?

I wish I could just spaghetti my inner monologue into existance. Could ramble and talk about so much cool shit but I feel like I'll be labeled
>that guy that talks too much

...

Kek

I think you'd know better than he does

>Implying girls would even talk to me

I can relate with this breh

Turn 360 degrees and get out of here

i do my hair in a way that looks like my hair is receding.
it makes me look older than i am.

cottage cheese and fruitloops lol

>you're cute in a weird way!

what does that even fucking mean. just say i'm ugly then ffs

lel one of the best replies to that i've ever read

way too much bait.
two baits in one

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I have a bad beta complex, and as soon as a girl stops talking, i try to continue the conversation by force and it gets even more awkward.
it never works. but hey i might get a little chadsome if it does

underrated

>Boyfriend? LOL! Sorry, I think of you as a very very good friend, user! We can talk to each other about other people we meet though!
>Have you seen Chad lately? He's so hot! Omg

cuz mi mind is constantly racing with deep thoughts. im a twisted fucking psychopath

Hello 9gag

*BOOOOOM BOOOOOOM BOOOOM*
*CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH*

Thats all it takes me for to kick in your door. think twice

Damn son 10/10

>you'd be the perfect boyfriend user
>let's date then
>haha oh user xD don't be silly I don't think of you like that :3

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>You're so sweet and I like you very much but I want to be your friend

What did she mean by this?

>You make me nervous looking at me like that, user

I think when it came out you'd realize that it isn't actually coherent, or interesting. That's usually how it works

same

i wasn't trying to fuck her though so i didn't care

you are too nice to be an asshole to

she is looking for a cunt to be a cunt to

if she is a cunt to you then it serves no purpose

you ugly and i like your emotional support

you know the funny thing? I already had three chicks just in love with me through the cell phone. I know how to say the right thing in the right way to make them wet as a lake. But as soon as we meet, I'm fucking Silent Bob.

>meeting girls off your false virtual online dating persona

only a recipee for disaster

If you're interested he friend zone you only got 2 options
1. Ask point blank if she wants to go to a date
2. If she says no, cut contact and move on

What does it mean if girls call me cute? Is it a bad thing or I would probably fuck him cute?

Well at least you weren't called ugly right?

*In the friend zone

Fucking hell there was this girl and we used to chat online because I was a beta fuck. Then I grew a pair and asked her out. She gave evasive replies then I told her I had to end my friendship with her. I ask her if she still wants to continue the friendship(to see if she even cared) and she says its me who wants to end it. Fucking women will never take responsibility

Those aren't 2 options, those are 2 steps. Make some effort.

You know what to do.

And then?

Yeah right sorry.
Had this other "friend" whom I cut contact with. Told her she wasn't worth my time and I don't like how she ignores me sometimes. She has the gall to say that's what will happen and if I can accept that. She was a 5 at best . 6 months later on Facebook she sends me "hi"
fucking bitches man

Is this a bad troll?

>I ask her out, she says no so I cut contact
>I ask if she wants to continue contact
>She points out that it was me that cut contact
>Fucking roasties never own up to their bullshit REEEEEEEE

Didn't you just break your steps? You asked her, she said no and then you came back begging to be friends. What happened to cutting contact and moving on?

guys, why are you wasting time and energy discussing the beta-tales of a 16yo?

did u even read what u typed

I'm pathetic enough to find it enjoyable I guess. Such a blatant inconsistency can't pass without being pointed out.

If a girl playfully tells you she doesn't think you're man enough to handle her, what do you say that's not full autism

>y-you're right, i don't have a forklift liscence
>h-heh

I did the same thing, left my beard to grow too
People would tell me that I look like a skinhead type terrorist dude
I wish I was handsome

d-do i look like a racist terrorist?

It means that you aren't threatening to her.
What follows depends on her personality.

You look like a numale. Shave that shit. Now.

> Hey user, wanna come to the bar with me Saturday?
> I need someone to scare away the creeps so I won't be bothered while looking for the real catches

You laugh right in her face and just walk away because there's no way of saying that while not sounding ridiculous.

>you are too cute to be real
>no one kissed me in my life
>im scared user,forgive me

what did she mean with this?

Yes,I've seen people like you in Berlin

>scare away the creeps
>scare away all the 'real catches'
>get her drunk af
>?????
>prophet

im pretty sure this type of bait is illegal, dude.

REKT

>"user you're so attractive why don't you have a gf"
>"why don't you take off your shirt, user, c'mon it's hot"
>"Why are you always with your sweater, user?"

>tfw poland syndrome

what's a poland syndrome?

*teleports behind you*

Her pussy might get wet if you just showed all like ya don't care. I'm thinking of finally doing that with my hypertrophic acne scars all over my chest and shoulders once I get lean. Had a shit puberty, sadly not from roids.

I don't have a right pectoral muscle

>22
>tfw fugg women in late 20's early 30's
>tfw they use exactly cute

Step up your game m8

ive seen you in quite a lot of gay pornos
full homo
you should consider g4p

What the fuck?
How do you move your arm dawg?

turns out, you don't need a pectoral muscle to move your arm.

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>user i had a dream about you
>You went on a rampage and tried to kill us all
tfw i'm not even an aggressive person

>philtrum piercing

should've responded " Ok.... why were you dreaming about me?"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

My go-to would be 'is that right?' With a playful smirk
I'm only a semi-Chad though

>Because you scare me so much that u get nightmares you fucking creeper

she wouldn't have said that
most likely she would've blushed and said n-no reason

What exactly is wrong with having a female friend?

If she's into things you're into, and you can talk to her without a filter, there is literally no reason not to have her as a friend.