/fraud/ - STEROIDS GENERAL

how do I fuck my ex

keep dreaming buddy

Invite her to go do something that you enjoy doing with you

Be physical and flirt a lot, make a lot of eye contact

Kiss her at the end or whenever you get bored, escalate to fucking

It's no fun unless you really like her though

All moments have been leading to this one, jerry. Don't fight this.

So is the first cycle on the /r/steroids wiki pretty much the way to go?

>Weeks 1-12: Testosterone Enanthate, 250 mg, E3D
>Weeks 13-14: Nothing (This allows the extraneous testosterone to clear your body).
>On Hand Throughout Cycle: An AI like Arimidex or aromasin in case signs of excessive bloating or itchy nipples occur.

Dbol scares me bc of gyno risk.

Also, I've read that some people can't get their balls turned on after cycling. Is this just stupidity in the form of a bad PCT or can you get cucked by shitty genetics? Shitty genetics is what has got me considering gear, so I wouldn't want to risk some permanent issue like that on my genes.

>how do I fuck my ex

what the FUCK jerry

Hi friend!

tfw jerry goes from wanting to become a trap to wanting to fuck a 3d girl all in one day

Yo.

>tfw Chad from the bachelorette would get along with me too well.

>tfw not a chad

Yes that is exactly what your first cycle should be. If you pct properly you'll be perfectly fine, I promise. Make sure to post your plan before starting.

Haha!

Sup CUNT

Hi brah you're looking joocy saw the pics a few days back. When are you competing?

ok but is there an easier way
I havent spoken to her for 2+ years
Last time we were supposed to hang her out I blew her off because I didnt want to put on a shirt over my fresh tat lol

you will NEVER have this boipussy

what
its a valid question

not a trap
and thats dress is in the mail

but he fb firend invited me
she wants the d

how ugly is she?

Jerry that is literally the only way

Or you can just straight up ask "want to bone"but chances are she will say no and even if she says yes, chances are without some heavy flirting and talking before hand it won't be that great

>CUNT
That's someone else altogether.

>Make sure to post your plan before starting.
For PCT I was thinking of just running Torem or Ralox for 4 weeks 90/60/60/30 or something.

Should I run Clomid (instead or inaddition to Torem/Ralox) and take HCG if I'm extra paranoid about balls shutting off for good?

thats mean
shes a v e r a g e

damn
well fuck it
probably a bad idea anyways

That sounds good brah. No need to run multiple drugs for pct. HCG probably won't be needed on 500mg a week, and really just adds room to mess something up IMO. Your balls might shrink a little but they'll come back soon after you come off.

Jerry why don't you do it?

Listen either go out and get your dick wet and stop letting it occupy your mind, or get the fuck over it and keep focusing on the more important shit

Thanks man, really appreciate it. I have a roommate who's about 7 years older than me who got on gear when he was my age and he has all sorts of hormonal issues now (crazy acne, hot flashes, etc.). So I'm extra paranoid, but at the same time I realize he was doing all his dosing/PCT/stacking based on broscience, while I'm a little more conversant with info from research papers and forums.

We're all gonna make it, never give up anons

she just invited me
I havent thought about her forever

Its too much work
why go through the trouble of digging all that up for something thats never happened

Plus she has a different last name now lol
Wonder if she got married
Not that it would stop her, shes a sluuuuuuuut

Yeah I don't understand how so many people seem to hop on gear like it's just another supplement. If you do your research you'll be good to go. If nothing else and youre fucked after you come off (you won't be) your doctor can fix things with some time.

>less than 2 months later
>ex has bf
How do people fall in love so fast? that or loneliness is one hell of a drug.

Except jerry

She had him in her pocket while you were dating, sorry user

>bf
>2 months
>love
You are showing your power level

wow

>why go through all the trouble

Then don't do it? It should be fun and enjoyable bro. If you don't think it will be then dont. If you don't have a real interest in her then don't waste your time or her time.

ye, he was her plan B, well played I guess.
Dunno senpai I fucked 3 chicks already and don't feel like being in a relationship, for some reason knowing this makes me mad and want to fuck anything with a hole.
it's more like "love".

UP
THE
DOSE

>high estrogen kicks in
>feel like listening to some taylor swift
help

What happens when one of you amerilards goes to prison for possessing a single vial of testosterone?

Won't you get raped by the big black men because you've lost all your gains from coming off abruptly and not being able to lift?

i dont want to see her right now
im a mess
i literally just bought a dress

but I didnt fuck her for 2 years
I think I'd really enjoy finishing that

im trying to get surgery soon
I'm not about to up anything

why does that little girl have bunny ears?

fucking chris-chan

Oof.

>chads only edition
I'll just see myself out

Actually fuck that
Shitposting at work is too much fun

>calves
What does everyone do for calves?
Seems that raises simply aren't cutting it
Calves are beginning to lag

because anime girls are perfect

my life is too close to his for comfort

You know what to do.

youe life is nothing like chris-chans, wear your dress with pride

what animu is this from?

its exactly the same
>autism
>lost virginity to a hooker
>on steroids

im literally chris chan

musaigen no phantom world

Jesus fuck I want to believe jerry is a master troll but...

I'm the most realistic and thruthful thing in these threads

I love you so much jerry

Chest prior to any injections

you are fucking disgusting smH

post post

Jesus

godDAMN

What in the shit is going on here?

...

About 3 days after almost 3G of solution

you shave your body hair
1/2 that shit is probably ingrown hair bro

I don't see much difference, what specifically caused this? Any drug or was it lack of ai?

Keloid scars left by the acne

You can see how they've gotten darker but all the scars have shrunk, the ones on the left side have almost all gone flat or are now just small bumps.
As the capillaries heal or are broken down the redness will fade and go pink

Shit man, hope its all worth it and that shit calms down. It looks like your poured hot grease on your shit dude.

I've seen the end of this movie already.

...

What the fuck caused this?

Jerry what does your father think of you?

Oh I can tell what's from body hair and what is actually a scar
That's my fault for using clippers last night instead of a razor

It was triggered by burning myself with veet whilst on tren.
It damaged the skin, caused bleeding sores which then turned into cystic acne.
Keloids are just a result of the skin not healing properly.

It is
The injections have made a huge difference in a matter of days.
It's only going to take a few months to get my skin to look almost normal.
A few months only because the max monthly dose is 5G

I'm going to get a derma roller as well and use that puppy before applying the steroid cream so it absorbs better.

Kek

>Keloid scars left by the acne

Shite man, that sucks.

Tell all future sexual partners you fought of a guy that tried to rob you and blasted you in the chest with a shotgun. You then kicked his ass.

For extra effect keep a container of BBs in your night stand and pull them out every once in a while and be all "looks like another fragment emerged from my chest". True storey.

>Keloid scars left by the acne

Good luck dood dont overdo the Injections or you will have dents in your skin and b careful with the derma roller

Holly shit I laughed pretty hard at the last part
This is genius

However I won't need it because they'll all be gone in a few months
But god damn that's brilliant

I'm doing it all legit
Got a prescription from the doc and everything
No way I'm over doing this and fucking my skin up worse

God I really really want to scratch the fucking shit out of that

UGH so gross

Mg why wouldnt you just shave?

What?
It's scars dude, scratching it does literally nothing, it's incredibly thick skin

What do you mean why wouldn't I just shave?

Dont care as long as I can scratch it

i really don't understand why people buy into this 'cycling' meme. you aren't going to put on more than a couple pounds a month, unless you are a complete dyel, no matter what levels your androgens are at.

it's just a circlejerk of retard bro-scientists 'hurr look i gained 20 lbs in 12 weeks on 500mg test plus dbol, then i lost 15 pounds when i came off'. no, retards, you put on 15 pounds of fucking water weight in the first month and retardedly thought you 'blew up', even though you probably only put on 1-2 pounds of actual muscle. fuck i hate roiding retards.

>Only one girl posted

what the fuck happened? I came here because a fatass on /v/ said landwhales are for high test men.

Came to show them what high test guys crave and I see fucking anime and chrischan.

leave this place. You are not welcome here

Alright then

Natties not welcome

>gained 1-2 pounds per cycle

Are you fucking serious m8? Have you ever met anyone who has cycled? I know guys who are fucking huge and cycle

I wasn't natty for 2.5 years. I still wouldn't be if it weren't for that thyroid storm.

Did fatlifts die yet?

Sadly no

Does the irish guy still post here? I think his name was cunt.

Remember spookyboard? why am I get nostalgia over this shit.

>tfw would get along with Josh from keys to The VIP
youtube.com/watch?v=uzh4snK7aL8

spookyboard was half shit m8

the irc channel was p dank tho

Cunt still posts yeah, not always around but he's here

Lel no.

men and everyIRS were infuriating af, asked the absolute most moronic questions non-stop.

Got a hard lump under my right nipple being taking aromasin 12.5mg ED for a week nothing has really changed should i try some nolvadex or caber?

running a test/tren E cycle

ralox.

My knowledge is probably outdated, this might make your nuts fall off or something.

i'm still not sure if men was a troll or not

that was back in your tren, dnp, megadose phases so you were easily irritated to be fair

Why wouldnt you shave unstead of putting that nasty shit on you

where's Cara, the old school trip

Yeah fats how did doing a fucking gram of dnp work out for you in the end?