Help me close this brahs

Help me close this brahs

"oops wrong person"

Forgot how to talk to women its been so long

> The day I saw you go to first grade was the most cute moment in my life

Tell her she has her moms eyes, that you remember the night she was born.

someone pls help...

*puts rose in mouth and slides seductively into patriotic minion pyjama bottoms* Madam... *sways hips from side to side* would you like to go on a date with lil'old me? *purrs and chokes on spit but plays it off as a joke*

stop complimenting so much brah, you have to use the energy of your balls to be more alpha if you want her to suck you off

any decent answer will do....

"Thanks, how are you doing on this fine summer morn m'lady"