What if water contains calories?

What if water contains calories?

It doesn't
Sadly

Everything contains calories if you have the means to digest it.

We do not digest water into usable energy so for all intensive purposes it doesn't have calories for us.

>intensive purposes

>for all intensive purposes
They're a diamond dozen.

Its ok boys just fuckin return osmostest your water and refuckulate it for safety

It has, in its high energy bonds, you simply cannot power yourself with hydrolysis.

>intensive purposes

kill yourself m8

clearly the dead horse has already been beat but seriously, intensive purposes? have you ever even heard of a book before? you should probably go visit your local library for the first time ever and ask for some help finding your way around the kiddie section.

Are you trying to sound smart? Jesus Christ, what a fucking tardus maximus.

I could care less about what you think about some anons improper use of a phrase, but that doesn't stop his statement from being true.

Why do you care what they think?

I said could care less meaning I don't care

No, I was just saying that we only have the ezymes to digest a small range of pacific types of foods for energy.

Spelling error aside, this is absolutely correct.

We get little or no caloric energy from fiber, but some animals (like termites) thrive on it.

doesn't that imply that you do care? the amount of caring you do could be lower so you must care at least a little

>not knowing common phrases and sayings
do you really think that every dog has its day too?

It's a doggy dog world after all.

>doggy dog world
this triggers me desu

>pacific types
So if I drink from the pacific ocean it has calories? How many calories?

>I could care less
REEEEEEEEEE fucking amerifats

Hey man it's a doggy dog world and water with calories is a diamond dozen

Kekeke

>tfw bulking on water

What if calories contain water?