>be me
>18
>huge cocaine problem
>on probation for drug dealing when I was 17
>go to dealers house
>park my car on the side of the road near the sidewalk
>get out, cop an 8ball, take a few wacks with my bro
>5 minutes tops
>go outside
>see a tow truck
>walk to my car, see this douche bag is about to put 2 boots on my car
>he placed them on the floor but was in his car getting some bullshit
>decide fuck it, and take the boots and get in my car and jet it
>asshole tried following me but I got away clean
>later that night I get home
>my neighbor and I have been arguing over a parking spot that is assigned to me and my roommate
>I get there and he took the spot, so I had to park 300 feet away in a guest parking spot
>walk home with the boots in tow
>wanted to put them on his car but I didn't have the key to lock them
>so I smashed his windshield instead
>felt great
>2 days later I'm arrested for vandalism and theft
>violate probation
>judge hates me so she revokedy probation and sentences me to 366 days in prison.
>first day
>cellmates cool, does about 500 rep calisthenics everyday
>kept getting fit in prison
>kept up with it afterwards
>been clean and sober since.
What made you start getting fit
how can you be so degenerate?
At least he got his shit together
Cocaine
got first symptoms of anxiety, lost a friend (and as a female that's basically losing a significant other)
started watching wrestling and was impressed with physiques, started lifting and bulking
cool story negro
now kill yourself
gf of 8 years broke up "because of me", was with someone else 3 days later
I dated a pure blonde qt, now she's a tattoed vegan. I blame myself for her newfound degeneracy, so it was either lifting or suicide.
The desire for beauty and law of nature
seeing my beer belly grow out of control at the end of the festival season
now i wanna be built like a viking instead of just headbanging to them
Tatted vegan?
Not bad.
My ex became an acid dealer (with acid that I sold her at only 10% markup in exchange for degrading sexual favors) and is now facing getting locked up for 50+ years
>mfw only lasted 3 minutes the most recent and probably final time she let me stick it in her ass