That guy who has the "tear drop" quads but doesn't show it off by wearing shorts

>that guy who has the "tear drop" quads but doesn't show it off by wearing shorts

dont be that guy. women get wet seeing your quads.

go full hot pants

I wear these. Comfy as fuck. I probably look like a fag but they feel so good I don't give a fuck.

>wearing shorts

Are you a child?

>implying only children wear shorts

sounds like you're the manchild, child.

what do you recommend, dr?

you're a pleb

What would you wear at the beach/out on a hot day?

When I go to the beach I usually leave my tie and trademark fedora at home and choose something nice and casual.

>"""""""fashion"""""""

Obviously shorts are fine but this is fucking retarded.

i think he looks nice

>t. pleb

>I'm still hip r-right guys?
>let me just pursuade this wasted 19yo to come home with me

he's famous on tumblr

yes young people actually think he looks great. stay jealous pleb.

>Turning 30
>Going back to college

The sleeves of your top should never be longer than the sleeves of your bottom

this kinda looks like Justin Timberlake

>tumblr
>people
one

>you should never wear shorts with a suit jacket
>you should wear socks with dress shoes
any more expert fashion advice for us

Wow, really?

it sure does!

He's a fashion designer, and he's gay

That is Justin Timberlake, dingus. It's back when he was in the greatest band ever: *NSYNC.

he looks like a bitch. I would fight him if he wasn't dead due to his insecurities