Go to mall

Which is what we all want. Don't be a faggot.

Not me . If women can claim shit is sexist and have their fee fees hurt for free money I want that power too. Stop being an enabler.

>>>/tumblr/

>used to have whore gf who checked out guys all the time when we were together

it's fine i didn't need self esteem anyway

ITT: Shit that never happened

Never gonna make it faggot.

???

I've experienced what OP is describing multiple times, and I'm not a 10.

>delusion
seek help

Remember that mirin' doesn't take much effort.
Someone who is noticeably muscular is going to get mires if they don't look like a gremlin

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>tfw you will never have these mires
>grill employees avoid me
>all other girls are staring at their phone or avoiding eye contact with me

I know these feels again...

I lost 75lbs, & am no longer invisible to women, funny how that works. I'm still me on the inside. Fuck, I hate being objectified by girls.

>developed fear of social interactions from bad experiences in childhood
>get ripped as fuck in the meantime
>mired left and right by the members of the opposite sex regularly
>as soon as I notice it I get out there like someone called in a bomb threat

Everytime

That post is the direct opposite of fedora autismo-kun
It's also correct

You've failed to describe any of your physical traits in your lamentation. You're either ugly, short or both. Keep lifting and stop thinking about all the girls not mirin' you.

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Are you me? I've had grills hit on me, grope me, out their butt into my crotch and I'm always too scared to make a move, even when it's really fucking obvious I'm already in.

t. Crippling social anxiety.

>Be op
>Lie on the internet and say I'm good looking >Dont even post a picture of myself in fear of being laughed at.
>I'm so cool now

mhm.

You know how I know you are lying?
>Teenage girls
>Doing anything but looking at their cell phones

yep...

>made gains
> grill coworker who used to think im creep now thinks I'm gonna rape her at any minute

>Get fit and lose weight.
>Calisthenics thing is working
>Go to walmart to get salsa battery cables and a knife sharpener
>Chubby middle aged white women and vaguely legal chicks eye blowing me everywhere
>Feel kind of insecure
>Buy just the salsa, ignore the cashiers attempt at chatting me up and walk out.

Feels shy as fuck man.

>salsa battery cables

What?

>just started exercising and eating better in the last few months
>havent lost much weight but im feeling better
>at work in break room eating some lunch
>notice older lady I work with is looking at me
>make eye-contact
>her eyes dart away
>go back to eating lunch and looking at my phone
>she continues to look at me

Shes old and not hot but it still felt good.

>20 in college working part time as cashier/stocker
>literal wageslave cuck but I need money
>manager and 2 assistant managers all middle-aged women reaching their end
>manager led me by the hand to show me something 10 feet away
>manager jokes around and grabs my arm or shoulder twice a week
>AM_1 squeezes my shoulders when she walks past me in the back
>AM_2 frigid, no fun to be found with her
College
>hot young and tight bodies
>every girls eyes are on the ground or their phone
>not gay
When can I have some of that? Does that require making it, or is that making it itself?

Why are you so salty you faggot

>tfw its my fetish to walk past a DYEL and his girlfriend and bumping into him on purpose and saying "watch where you going shit cunt ay"

even if you make it they will still be looking at their phones. Most girls like that are so incredibly basic.

Please for the love of god don't be lying. This gives me hope.

It's all in your walk breh and how you feel inside.

Top-tier bullying, m8. Can't wait until I'm big enough to do this

This whole "I post a witty image" thing needs to die out. It's practically the same argumentative tier as name calling

>be 18
>doing some swimming in a public session before my swim team starts training
>30 or so year old woman walks out onto pool side
>catches my attention for a split second because she's the only woman in the pool who can't touch her toes with her tits
>ignore her and carry on swimming
>everytime I stop for a rest she goes for eye contact as she's doing head up breast stroke
>smiles at me
>get creeped out, doubt she can tell I'm 18
>she continues to move closer and closer
>literally moved across the pool until I'm almost bumping into her as I swim
>stop and turn to her, ask if I can hell her with anything
>she looks flustered and replies "n-no"
>at this point she's realised how young I am
>quickly drifts away to the other side of the pool

It depends man. In big cities there seem to be a lot of in shape young blokes, but as the cities get smaller the people get older and fatter. Walking around as a young dude in really good shape in a medium-small city, you're basically a fucken unicorn.
Talking about Australia btw, don't know about other places.

>This whole "I post a witty image" thing needs to die out. It's practically the same argumentative tier as name calling

They giggle at ur height m8

Where u at cuz? I'm on central coast.

>tfw i know this feel
This sucks

>walking through the mall
>see a short guy with a really tryhard manbun and a bushy neckbeard wearing plastic rim glasses and flannel
>he's puffing his chest out and making extended eye contact with all the women he walks by
>he starts staring at me
>get that weird feeling when someone looks at you for too long
>so i glance back so he will look away
>he quickly looks away and chuckles heh heh
>turn to my tall, fit, attractive boyfriend and tell him that pasty weirdo was just staring at me
>he just mutters "fucking manlets when will they learn" and keeps shopping

>Remake my tinder with good photos
>20+ matches the first day
>Several qts message me
Life is good senpaitachi

do you know where you are?

You are probably just a narcissist. I think YOU think those things happened, but I doubt any of those girls even noticed you. Trust me I do it to, when I hear someone laugh behind me I think "are they laughing about me?".

If I was gonna post how hot shit I am I would back it up with a photo.

He's a liar and I will pour salt into his wounds.

>shaved head
>sunglasses
>ripped
>stare at people in public
>if a girl makes eye contact, stare her down
>never smile or laugh
>if somebody makes a joke, remark "funny" in a sarcastic tone while keeping a straight face even if it actually was funny.
>if somebody asks a stupid question or makes an observation of something obvious, stare at them until they become embarrassed.
>when not facing the possibility of repercussions, threaten violence upon people by explaining exactly what you would do to them given the opportunity.
>treat everybody like shit, everybody is too scared to stand up to you
>if anybody makes a remark against you, stand up and begin walking towards them, they will run. If they don't, just stand like one inch from them and threaten to kick their teeth into their brain if they speak up again.
>TFW asshole
>TFW this life chose me
>TFW no way out

> girls make eye contact with me
> employees work in proximity to me when I'm in their store.

holy fuck i couldn't get the gun to my head fast enough to off myself.

>be the mall
>have manlet walking through me
>stuck up bitch looks at him, then laughs to her boyfriend
>continue to die as amazon takes all my business

That's schizophrenia idiot.

No, that's autism idiot.

This desu
I think everybody is laughing at me some days, and mirjn me other days depending on mood.
Saul fuckedman

did you stop using bathroom selfies and laptop photos? I swear m8, I'm not the best looking guy in the world but once I just had some decent photos, the girls that matched with me went from like 4/10 to 7/10 and 8/10 with the occasional 9/10 (10/10 doesn't really exist, desu).

I get that too;but I'm a 5,7 Manlet with a gf so fuck knows

>Says someone on an image sharing, flute cleaning, gay men dating, piece of shit website.

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Subtle bait

I use those pretty much everyday

Whenever I see photos like this I always think about how they asked the person taking the picture to actually take it.
>"hey mom can you com take a picture of me holding my replica katana?"

My previous photos weren't bathroom selfie-tier, but they were taken with a shit camera and just looked sketchy.

For anyone looking to improve their tinder profile, read this shit
tinderseduction.com/best-tinder-pictures-for-more-profile-matches/

>it's hiphop hillary, you wouldn't understand

Brizzy rn. Probably not staying here much longer though, actually thinking of heading down your way for a couple years if I get a certain job.

>implying women's opinions have any power on their own without a man to corroborate their bullshit.
You gotta stop seeing women as rational beings if you ever want to make it bro

I've seen some pretty autistic shit on this board man; yet somehow you've managed to beat every one of these tards here. Well do you autistic fuck, now everyone thinks you're a serial killer.

the fuck

t. Patrick Bateman

Think he just missed a comma.

Fucking kek.

lol, you're a neet aren;t you

cuz, girls always smile out in public, you haveto catch them at a good time and be genuinely liked,

look at this fucking scrub

PENRITH
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i often think of doing this just to see people's reaction but i'd probably just got too far and destroy all my friendships

>aunt sends me a text

>she showed her friend a picture of me

>friend wants to know if I'd her sperm donor

Flattered but fuck that. The lack of a stable father figure is why half of us are on this site in the first place

This isn't fitness you sexually inexperienced fucks.

>Be a woman
>Walking through the mall with my try hard 'boyfriend'
>Bad in bed, but he buys me things
>Fuck buddy I meet up with on the weekends catches my eye
>He walks past and bumps into my boyfriend, winking at me
>I laugh and try to play it off like I wasn't laughing at my 'boyfriend'

Dont forget that in many places they can make you pay child support

that's a nodachi, not a katana

of course it's a tripfriend. you need to go back

feel you man

Looks like we've got ourselves a b8 thread, lads.

I fucked my ex twice today. She has a boyfriend. Going to do her again friday

Going to tell the boyfriend about it next week

fucking an ex is pretty normal. wouldn't consider it making it lmao

>when not facing the possibility of repercussions, threaten violence upon people by explaining exactly what you would do to them given the opportunity.

Coward

LOL! Newb doesn't know what salsa battery cables are.

Lel

>girls always smile out in public
not in this generation

Smiling is a sign of aggression. If a chick smiles at me I bear my teeth, puff out my chest and start growling at her until she backs away.

Damn it feels good to be an alpha.

kekkity

>mfw waiting for you manlets to learn

If a guy eye fucks a girl its potential rape. Fuck emotional baggage hypocrites.

No it isn't, get out of the internet and go outside.

le wrong generation amirite
fucking girls, always in their cellphones gossiping.
fucking roasties.

g-good job?

>shaved head
>sunglasses
>not ripped
>never smile or laugh
This is me at work but really you need help.

>just stand like one inch from them and threaten to kick their teeth into their brain if they speak up again
Spotted the yank

That's a challenge when it comes to us Brits and Irish. Hence, yanks are considered absolute faggots here - all talk and no action.

> inb4 muh guns muh military