Dinner's ready, user!

>Dinner's ready, user!
>Wow, you're getting so... big

y-you too m-mom

I can't help my priapism mom, stop cock-shaming me!

Stop it mom, I know I look like a fat fuck. There's no need to rub it in my face

wait, you're not my mum

what did you do with my mum

thanks, honey

also i'm leaving you for steve from the gym (no homo)

I'm a big guy for mommy

IT'S GOMAD TIME

I find it interesting how just one of you thought this was referring to a gf or wife instead of your mom.

Is everyone on Veeky Forums 16 years old?

>did you hit that new PR you were telling me about?
>Wow, I'm so proud of you
>how about a nice back rub to help those big muscles relax?