How do I achieve Jad god mode?

>3 parts imaginary characters
>Bateman
>Jason
>American Pie

Jad fucks Apple Pies
Swipe Left my dude

who bro ive watched those kinos before Ha

Not him but he's pretty average for a Veeky Forums guy.
He doesn't look particularly aesthetic or strong.

>one third bateman
so an emotionless yuppie psychopath?

never lift and be a sociopath i guess

>average body
>shit face

>all that jelly

Dude, it's ok to admit when guys are good looking

Just focus on pray switching and you'll be fine

When the healers spawn just tank them out if your 80+ def. If not try to trap them behind him

>guaranteedreplies.bat

33.3% bateman + 33.3% bond + 33.3% grey = 100% sociopath

/thread

>Paris, girls will think he's well traveled, though he probably doesnt even speak french
>that body and face
REEEEEEEEE

>implying a god would waste his time trying to belittle others' accomplishments instead of trying to push them forward
He's just a jealous, insecure faggot.

I'd be willing to bet that less than 1% of guys have the genetics to look like that without lifting

Why would you want to look like a 12 year old Dutch girl?

post pic

I wish I could swim in a pool like that.
How do I become a millionnaire, Veeky Forums?

This dude swims in pussy

That'll be me in one year.

>yfw Jad is doing a Masters in International Finance
>will probably go into investment banking and make $200k starting
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>thinking noobs still make money in finance

son, we work anyone without a PhD and 10 years of experience 100hr/wk and

looks like he doesn't even swim in pools.

>and

no, it won't

Post a pic of yourself you jealous fuck

NYC and the people come from top-rated schools with good grades and solid references.

Dunno what your "friends" are doing if they're not lying, but it's not finance.

Damn eminem has been hitting the gym lately

In my experience its more like 90 hours a week for 70-100k a year, but yeah, it's not great. You're basically getting paid $20/hr because you're just working obscene hours.

sort of. Do you have a pretty face?

yeah but you're going to end up fucking girls a lot uglier than what you could if you met them in person

>he doesn't barrage

>>no
>not getting fire cape as soon as you hit 61 range and 40 pray

Nice obby cape kid

Let me guess: ranger hat and boots, red dhide top and bottom, magic short, glory, white medium length hair.

who is vito

>hec paris

The best economics school i france, also the most expensive. You literally buy your diplomas. This guy is suite obviously from the upper class. You cant really compete with that boys.

Underrated

Post bod, bud

Rest in piss you lovably incoherent, disgusting pedo fuck

that doesnt equal 100 tho

fpbp

Yes. Found this amazing girl by accident and currently spending time with her, might turn into a relationship down the line.

Will not post her instagram because she is sort of famous where we're from.

HEC Paris is also the best business school in France

You.

Good job.

>tfw you never got a fire cape
Why live?

fppb

Grey. Like from that fucking book?

Ug.

It probably works great though, so I really can't criticize. Who's Vito?

Yeah, it can.

For quick hook-ups: you'll only get reasonably attractive girls if you're basically a 10/10 (e. g. OP's pic).

For getting dates that might end in sex on the first date if the girl is cool and not just tryna get a free drink/meal/conversation: Yeah, you can get some pretty cute girls. At least I have, and I'm not that fit, although I have a nice face...IDK, I'm on Tinder and Bumble, but I'm try to meet attractive girls IRL as much as possible.

Never cringed this much. What a manchild. And I can assure that any girl with a brain thinks the same.

Chicks dig that shit dude. Especially for NSA hook-ups.

Who is "grey"?

>sex on first date

>cool girl

You mean slut, ya cuck.

come from a wealthy family and date poor girls.
obviously Jad is a loser if you can't even fuck in his social status
guess stacey still won't fuck him

50 Shades of Grey dude.

>girl with a brain
>girl
>thinks

good ole' meme

>That feel when you find your Tinder on Veeky Forums

Hello people

Et oui je parle Francais ;)

Kek

Prove it

Vito Margera, Bam Margeras uncle. He was on Bams MTV show a lot and I think in Jackass a little bit, you can probably find some good clips of him on YouTube. He got arrested for sexual harassment a few years ago and died a year ago I think.

He got arrested for groping a pair of 12 year old girls, he was a sex offender until he died, ironically from alcoholism and not obesity.

1/3 bateman
so does he kill the girls running down the stairs with a chainsaw?
youtube.com/watch?v=gabXaUrYFE8

Kek if does

Will kind of devalue it actually because we will know he is a fellow autist

Good-looking dude, but that bio was pure cringe. Change it to something more mature.

That shit is like "nothing personel, kid" tier

he means vito corleone

Touch of vito

>tfw too much of a mental midget to get my firecape from Jad

ended up getting it only after being maxed combat stats

The gold standard starting job for my major pays something like

>jack sparrows alter ego
He should stick with sexy pictures and stop making bios.

Eat lots of PIZZA

you can get more than that working at mcdonalds

>Implying this wasn't on gay tinder