Tfw your gf texts you "I love you" out of the blue

I genuinely feel sorry for all you guys who don't have girlfriends you love and can trust. Inb4 some fat virgin with frog folders tells me my gf is cheating

she just did something terrible m8...

search your feelings you know it to be true

you trust your gf blindly while shes out with the girls, fucking guys on the side

>but it wont happen to me!

sure it wont.

>TFW sweet, caring, loving girlfriend worshipping me
>TFW I dumped her because my feelings are way less involving

I know that you can't be with another person just to keep them happy, but fuck... I wonder if I will meet again someone like her. She was even a virgin, at 29. Totally no slut

>gf texts you "I love you" out of the blue

this either means she cheated or the pilot is putting the plane down in the water.

there is no middle ground.

>anime

whats ur fuking hell point cunt?

you found a unicorn and you killed it.

fucking idiot.

There was no point, I wasn't loving her. Also, it was a long distance relationship and I hate it

>tfw your black gf calls you her nigga when you white

I SWEAR ON ME MUM I'LL FUKN FITE YOU EH CUNT

You had perfection and you let her go? baka

See this is why I need a black girl.
Preferably with curly hair, fit body and a beautiful smile.

Kill me senpai.

Well she was also neurotic and anorexic, but in the end I didn't like being with her and spending time with her

She's my first black gf. She's 5'0 and fit.
It's fuckin awesome, man.

I don't know dude. I have pretty deep trust issues and I fear that's never gonna change, still I'd rather be on the safe side and not give 100% trust to somebody who's not me

>She was even a virgin, at 29
What kind of problem did she have? Or was she ugly? I bet she was ugly

So you broke up with her instead of helping her out with her problems? I hope she finds someone who truely cares about her because you don't seem to give a fuck.

Not him but seriously, but that's not really something he had any power over. People who hurt themselves won't stop just because you tell them, it's a decision they have to make

>loyal
>good looking

You only get to pick one.

>married
>still posts on the chans
what went wrong

She just finished fucking Tyrone and she feels guilty... Not to say she didn't love it. She hates herself for loving it, because you're such a good guy, but every biological process in her body is just pulling towards that nigger dick and no matter how hard she tries she just can't stop herself.

Sorry I had to be the one to break it to you, brah.

I'm half black do I still need to worry about Tyrone or am I Tyrone?

Also if I jack off to interracial porn am I self-inserting or am I a cuck?

This seemed like a good thread to ask.

>all these fat autistic frog-posting NEETs that have never touched a woman or lifted a weight in their lives trying to give out relationship advice

I text my boyfriend that I love him almost every because I love him and spend a lot of time thinking about him. You can really tell that the ones that immediately jump to "HURGHHHH SHE'S CHEATIN ON U" have never actually been in a relationship or ever had a girl love them enough to text them cute messages kek

OP is the cutest little Krogan in the whole wide world.

>xxx
>x
Why do people do this?

>Tfw gf calls you after work to talk to you
>Tfw you look at phone and think she might get into a accident and die.
>Tfw I ignore it to continue shitpoading

Pics?

>OP is the cutest little Krogan in the whole wide world.

Thank you femanon :)

>tfw ex gf never told me "I love you"
>tfw she once tried to cuck me
>"do you want me to fuck other guy *smiles*?"
>I flipped my shit
>she broke up 1 year after
>she is riding the cock carousel now
>I'm posting on Etruscian pottery making forum

I still love her

It means kisses

I'm aware of the meaning but I didn't know grown adults still text like people in middle school.

hey, when you say "i love you" what do do you want to hear back? i mean do you really just want a "you too"

I'm not looking for a response at all really. Sometimes he's busy and I know he can't get to his phone sometimes. I just want to let him know that he's loved.

So how old were you when your heart shriveled up exactly?

you're better than this user. read plato

About 20, but before that I don't recall texting like this in the few relationships I had and most of them were in high school.

>Implying that there's anything wrong with his having casual sex
Sure is pure ideology in here today

>femanon

>pilot is putting the plane down in the water.
What did he mean by this?

*gayanon

you got the right idea

Well why would you give yourself as an example if you are not a woman?

i would also like to know this i'm not black tho

>Black girls
Good. Literally anything besides white girls is going to be a good woman. I have no idea why other white guys stick with those worthless cunts.

Also can r9k and pol please fuck off? This has literally nothing to do duty literature

You're not talking to me. I am a woman.

I live in a major city in California and I have been seeing more and more interracial couples, namely black male+white female and white male+black female.

California tends to be the forefront for these kinds of things, are we headed into an age where interracial is the new norm?

>implying there are women on Veeky Forums

Given that white women are pure cancer I can only hope so for everyone else's sake.

>frog folders tells me my gf is cheating
MY time to SHINE!

>your gf is cheating
>pic related

5'0

>the year 2041
>anons son posts for the first time on Veeky Forums
>wtf guys why am i a manlet
>show his this pic saved
>because your father wanted it that way
>help him kill himself

Be careful what you wish for, user.

>all those stereotypes

I'm just hurt because I got left because I was "holding her back from what she could experience with other people"

I'd argue I'm normal in every other aspect. Let me be mad about your happiness in peace

she about to be in an plane crash

CHAD fucks your GIRLFRIEND while YOU complain about FROGS

>tfw someone tells you they feel sorry for you because you've never been in love

yeah cheers m8 makes me feel much better

What do you want to be? Tyrone or Tom?

you should feel sorry for them.
>muh relationship is muh life

I'd want to be Tyrone but not in a cuck way. I respect other people's relationships.

Every girl I've been in a relationship with or had sex with has been white though so I guess I'm Tyrone.

>let me know when you're on your way back so I can get Tyrone out of the house

dunno, i feel like if i do that then i'll become jaded toward it all. i kind of just do my best to ignore it all but stuff like that makes it tough given it's seen as normal and i've never even come close.

>muh relationship is muh life
It's usually only girls and beta nerd males that do this, for the exact same reason: they have literally nothing else going on in their lives that is interesting.

You robot faggots don't seem to realise that this board is the home of the Chads.

What is it with all the limp dick pussies from /r9k/ congregating here all of a sudden anyway? Do the they think that just by reading about fitness it's going to get rid of their bitchtits?

Calm down mate, it was just a joke. No need to get triggered.

Post more anime to make him angrier

ain't nuthin' wrong with hoppin' on the 'ch0n

keep going (I'm sure it's working ;))

First off she's your gf, you know she loves you so why do you like hearing it again? Secondly, I am the sweetest and most attentive to my gf right after I cheated on her.

Married for 4 to partner of 12 years.
Lucky 13.
Going through counselling, because who wants that dating shit if you are happy.
She thinks it's going well.
It isn't.

So I feel you, Fred. I really do.

>read plato

you wont believe me, but I did, and all others, David Hume being my favourite, he's so chill and down to earth

good to see th3 'ch0n still going strong in 2041!

p.s. anons son makes it in the end

Seems to me you wish you were full black so you use porn to make-believe. It's time to accept you're neither Tyrone nor Tom. Tyrone was your father.

That would make me paranoid and suspicious

Chads, self loathing fatties, depressed skellingtons you mean. But the Chad ratio in Veeky Forums is probably pretty high, I think. Only complete autists and teenage girls think you can get a truly admirable physique without working on it.

I love a bitch that knows she belongs in the kitchen, and when the man is at home she belongs on her back with her legs spread.

Need more women like you.

Not at all, being half seems to attract really hot white women really easily.

no women on the interwebs at all m8ey

saying there's women on Veeky Forums is like saying there aren't bros on the 'ch0n. heh

>someone actually typed this

fucking lel

we both JUST KNOW

I love you man

Don't listen to these KHV's and autistic fags, I tell my bf I love him at random times of the day. It's mainly whenever I get a chance to check the time on my phone at work and hve a minute to shoot him a text or in between lifting and cardio when I have a minute.

My reasoning behind it is that I like to be reminded that I am loved, so I figure my bf probably likes it too.

hetero couples are different m80

Nothing wrong with being jaded. It just means you have a different (and oftentimes more realistic) perspective.

I'm obviously a grill and hetero, but thanks for memeing.

>a grill
>on the 'ch0n

puh-lease

He meant it's different for cis girls.

Nice meme, you from /r9k/? Go back.

I'm not a degenerate tranny.
Sorry for adding my input, thought it would be good for OP to here the other side's point of view on it. I'm going back to lurking instead of posting now-- I can't handle the bantz.

/fir/ I've got my first date ever on Saturday, what's a good idea for it? I don't really wanna drink and would prefer something daytime.

Any ideas?

>xxx

OOoooh someone is getting laid!

My city has one of those really big gardens with a bunch of koi ponds and bridges you can walk over. That was my plan for next time I found a girl to ask out on a date ;_;

Reply "I also love me."

>I can't handle the bantz.

nothin personnel, kid