Tfw lift for women

> mfw girl smiled at me today
> i smiled back
> looked down and posted a picture of a qt anime schoolgirl on a thread

I hate this feel

>girl literally putting her hand on my arm and looking in my eyes
>d-do u want a cigarette?

>qt gives me her number
>message her a few days after
>she's boring as fuck

Women can't keep getting away with this!!

>girls conversation retinue consists of instagram and lol netflix and chill

>we're the boring ones

> girl finds out that i watch anime
> mfw the air around me dries as a result of her pussy losing absolutely ALL moisture

I'd fuck tomoko bloody god damn mmngh

I have two figurines that i've had for many many years in and around my other stuff, it has never come up but man, the day it does they'll be calling guiness world records because it'll be the largest explosion and spaghetti pile ever made.

>she's boring as fuck
Sucks, but the worst is when she's boring at sex.
Just laying passively there is a turnoff for me.

...

>try talking to a girl over text
>most boring thing i have done in my life

seriously they are so fucking utterly boring it's unbelievable

Why do you have a trip mr tripfag.

what do you mean? does she last lay down like a dead fish? or does she at least touch you as you fuck her and rub her hands down and up your back?

If this dose not deserve to be a Veeky Forums banner I don't know what dose

> mfw a girl said "I'm watching Game of Thrones, I'm a bit of a nerd haha"

NO YOU'RE NOT YOU FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT

the worst thing is they get offended at everything and you cant joke with them like you would with a bro.

>does she last lay down like a dead fish
kinda, maybe I am sick, maybe porn fucked my brain's shit up but if she's not at least active I get a limp dick.

>it's another look at the floor so you don't have to talk to her because you're ashamed of living in your mummy's basement at 27 episode

idk i'll get a limp as well if it feels like i'm fucking a dead chick

does she at least moan?

> girl smiles in your general direction
> pretend to be looking at something near her

>girl smiles at you
>always have a neutral face

the fuck, this happen to anyone else? it's like it takes me from surprise that she smiled. I remember once i was waiting at the doctors and a girl stood up and stared at me for like 5 seconds smiling.

I did nothing but look at her with a normal face and she turned around looking pissed off.

> post yfw you actually smile back at a girl that smiled at you

did it a few times, made my day fucking great

>don't know if women are looking at me because i'm getting more aesthetic or because i'm hideously ugly

Yeah, and we told you that from the very beginning. Maybe next time you'll listen to the people who did the same exact thing and was trying to tell you exactly what you have experienced.

honestly I don't even care if she moans. Again too much porn I guess.
I would be turned on if she start screaming or moaning very loudly.

could you imagine being generally attractive but have the social skills of a fucking sperg?

Do you honestly believe this?

People with a vagina instead of a penis talk about instagram and shit for 365 days a year, every year of their life?
Man you need to get out more.

This is mostly why I dont have a gf. I just cant stand selfies, instagram, facebook and 24/7 te ting, for me its absolute madness. I have friends that spend most of their time texting 2 or 3 girls at one time, Im sure they waste at least 3-4 hours everyday texting the same things. Jesus doesnt it sound boring af

Start fucking dudes, my dude.

> tfw too intelligent for a gf

>I h-have a cigarette f-for you d-down there hehe

Same, and it is boring as fuck. I tried it and tried talking to girls for hours everyday. It's always the same bullshit day in and day out.

>i'm doing this
>doing that
>watch this
>lel

On one side it makes me happy cause I have kots of time to do what I want but what worries me is how well I can do without sex. Its been over a year since I fucked and I can do very well without it. Rather than putting up with boring situations Ill buy a decent sex toy. Im worried that Ill end up old and alone but weh, cant have everything I guess

This.
My gf still can't handle a light insult or joke. She's seen me and my friends be dicks to each other. She litterally thinks I'm dead serious every little joke insult after 4 years...

...

Know how you feel man. Nowadays I feel like I'm almost too intteligent for almost anything

>that good feel when you are not intelligent enough not to lift

this is one of the main things i can't understand
why the fuck are they like this

> reminding me of that fucking video

I noticed this as well. Same situation. However, if you talk to enough of them you WILL find really cool ones that are worth your time. The only problem is the cooler they are the more dicks they've had.

Your problem, user, is that you're dating girls. You should be dating WOMEN. The difference is astounding. Aim higher on the age ladder and you'll find someone who isn't as shallow as a kids' swimming pool.

>tfw you thought you lifted for girls
>reality is you just want to be left alone

Tbh mate, i'm from Slagborough, U.K. so this is the case for me.

Shut up you fat butch.

>w-women d-date r-real women like me!

>tfw this is me

But... I'm a guy...

older women want to get married

younger women while less loyal, arent nagging you to do that

quite the dilemma

...

>tfw you want to alone 90% of your time
>tfw you want to be held and loved
>tfw you can't have both

If you're 22 no woman in her right mind would ever think you're marriage material or even consider marriage yourself. They'll know you're there to fool around and enjoy someone's company, nothing more.

>friend I had a crush on for years and the only girl I ever had interesting conversations with tells me she is in love with me, while we're cuddled up on a couch.
>she puts my hand between her tits, her heart is pounding.
>Y-You too...
No amount of lifting and money will cure autism.

Might go read some Seneca in the forest desu

doesnt matter how old you are as a guy

older women = pressure to settle down = annoying

sure, she'll be easy but thats only cause she wants you to settle down.

dumped by a 21 year old? who gives a fuck, theres plenty others

>be me
>be 19
>horny
>go through friends list on Facebook
>notice chick that texted me a while ago, but I ignored her
>text her
>start talking, want that pussy bad
>halfway through my boner gets back under control
>notice how fucking boring she is
>she's literally tits with a wig now
>throw a cringy pick up line and end with "you wanna me to come over for some chilling?"
>she was actually down for it, holy shit
>ff 5 hours later, after fucking
>get the fuck out of there without saying much
>she texts me for a week
>too nice to tell her to fuck off
>waste hours on talking with her about the most trivial shit
>somehow it ends on its own

She's in a happy marriage with 3 kids now, while I'm still looking for my other half.
Long term relationships are boring as fuck.

You're talking out of zero experience are you.

Date older women. At least they will have a few more stories to tell.

the older girls get the more they want to settle down

at least you can mess with a young girl who doesnt give a shit about anything but social media, they arent going to nag you about that at a young age, no?

yes i can XXDDDDD

>"Cuddling" with someone you aren't dating

How?

>when you realize just how many other men she talks to

even the uglies have like 60 men texting them at any given day

Fuck. Me too

this

how do i stop being boring?

>tfw you're texting a girl, she seems special
>small delay between our messages
>i ask her who is she talking to
>she snaps a screenshot of her messenger
>she's talking to me and 7 other guys and 5 of her girl-friends simultaneously
why do all of them turn out to be such thots

>have coworker
>she says i have so many messages
>i look at her phone
>3000 unread messages

> have qt asian coworker
> always asking if i have a gf yet
> she has a bf

what does she mean by this?

shes making fun of you for being lonely.

that you're a nice guy

she wants to set you up with her ugly friend

>Sleeping over at a cabin.
>Don't know anyone really well except friend, same for her.
>Share couch.
Plus, I'm in south-eastern Europe. Girl friends will slap you on the ass, kiss you, hug you, flirt etc. without it meaning anything.

is it just me or are asians always one of two extremes: fuck ugly or fucking cute

its just you, 99% are ugly as fuck

I have banged 3 asians and they were all pretty average

>been seeing this girl for like 2 months
>always saying shit like "do you have to work out all the time?"
>keeping me up late when I work early in the morning.
>wants me to eat unhealthy shit and drink the carbonated jew all the time.
Why are girls such gainsgoblins? Atleast the sex is good.

But that's gay

If you come across as autistic she's probably making fun of you.

just cut out all girls/women/sex, life gets better

get rid of your virginity and have sex a few times first though, so you don't have any regrets and know that you're not missing out

>was too insecure to talk to crush cause fat and ugly
>lose weight turns out my face looked a lot better when not shaped like a bowling ball
>get some gainz
>talk to crush
>find out she's an empty shell of a person
>a pretty shell mind you but just a shell

wew lad getting Veeky Forums opened my eyes

It's better to find out she is boring and not want her anymore.

Wait until you find out she is actually really pretty and interesting, and has a thing for physically abusive guys. Can't get any attention at all from her. Feels shitty.

>stopped lifting
>girls started showing more interest

>tfw just set up a date with a girl I think could be my first gf

Stupid Veeky Forumsfag scum. kek

Wtf I hate women now

We call it the starfish in my country
translated to english ofcourse

I don't mind being physical in the bedroom but if she's the type who likes getting slapped in public I'll force myself to get over her

I'm not going to jail for some twats fetish

Some qt smiled at me on the train, I sperged the fuck out. What was I supposed to do?

She pretends that it's not a bad thing that she came into work a week late with purple hand marks on her neck.

She's cute as hell and the most interesting person I know, but she is fucking nuts.

>girl does her best impression of a porn actress moaning and sucking in air through gritted teeth
>immediately know she's faking pleasure
>I'm not really pleasing her at all

Do they know that we can see through their fake behavior in bed and just not care? Or are they actually clueless and don't realize we grew up watching women fake it?

...and they're cooler because they've absorbed the personality, jokes, attitudes, way of thinking of all the guys that fucked them. It's imitation. Women who are around mostly men most of the time start socializing more like men, and what is defining about the way men socialize by comparison? Having to bring something interesting to the table rather than just rambling on about your feelings and how Stacy from work is a bitch.

>get rid of your virginity and have sex a few times first though, so you don't have any regrets and know that you're not missing out
But I had sex on the reg with my first GF and I'm missing out tons? Virgins shouldn't be opining on things they have no clue about.

>thinking about gfing a girl you never even went on a date with
Virgin mentality is hard to shake huh.

this

;_;