Mom buys me a gym membership

>mom buys me a gym membership
>tfw do GOMAD and eat at 2000 calories surplus
>tfw get fat and do starter strength for 3 weeks
>mom tells me im getting fatter and now shes getting worried that shes wasted money on the membership and im not going
>threatens to cancel gym membership
>forces my dad to coach me
>now i have to do meme dad machine lifts

You weren't lifting hard enough or too much of a surplus. Ever try explaining to your mom his putting on muscle works?

2000 calorie surplus WHAT the fuck were you thinking

also as a noob you don't even need a surplus to gain muscle

also, move out and do what you want

... i wish my mom bought me a gym membership

i am a neet i don't know how to move out

you get a job, look for an apartment, speak to the owner(s) of the apartment complex and they'll help you out.

i got a couples membership at the gym with my mom because she's a state employee and gets a discount and it ended up being cheaper than a single membership

Guys this is copypasta

>2000 calories surplus

>tfw parents couldn't afford gym membership
>lifted milk jugs filled with water for a month before going off to college

stop being such a beta bitch and go pussy

Implying that everything on 4 Chan isn't copy pasted.

>used to be 6'0" 132lbs
>get sick of being a laughable skeleton
>decide to start going to the gym and begin bulking
>been doing it for 2 months now
>now weigh 155lbs
>every day I'm moving closer to my goal of 180lbs
>mum won't stop berating me for "getting fat"
>all that's happened is that I've gone from 10%bf to 11%bf
>desperate to reach a weight where I won't be laughed at anymore
>mum insistent that I was "fine before!!!"
>argues with my any time I drink a mass gainer shake in front of her


can't wait for uni lads I'll be free once and for all

>23 lbs in 2 months
>went from 10% to 11% bf

sure buddy

Well I don't know about the bodyfat, I'm just assuming that it increased because apparently I look fatter, although I can't see it personally.

As for the weight, I've been eating around 7000 calories a day when I can. Started at the gym back in July, so just over two months.

post before and after pics

>potential 5000 calories surplus
>for noob gains

wtf are these memes today, how many times do you workout in the week, buster?

Workout Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
3 hour swim sessions Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday

I don't eat the amount I do for no reason, I burn almost all of it off in my training.

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I was replying to not you autist

you look fatter because you are fatter
your mom saying your getting fat confirms this
and no you didn't gain only 1% body fat, that would be barely noticeable, im guessing it more like 3% or more and nobody at 10 or 11% bf would be called fat... not even at 15% would someone be called fat
you are clearly delusional

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