Free weight area

>free weight area
>have to pay to use it

Chabgd gym, I don't have that issue at mine

> curls
> arms still straight

>decline bench
>I do it anyway

>deadlift
>still alive

>squat
>only goes to parallel

>face pull
>Face still intact

>crunches
>don't make a sound.

>drop set
>doesn't drop the weights after every rep

>pyramid set
>not Egyptian

>free weight area
>there's about forty of them

>French press
>get shot

>Squats
>Not even Slav

> chabgding you are gym

>superset
>implying not all my sets are super

>anabolic window
>gym is in a basement, living in a basement

>quad set
>doing arms

>weighted dips
>Still dry

> shrugs
> but actually know the answer

>barbell
>no bells

>dumbbell
>dore

>OHP
>my car has about 280hp

how bad mate

>dumbbells
>actually quite intelligent

great, now i have nightmares about crossfitters doing memeswings with weighted cowbells instead of kettlebells

>free weights
>not allowed to leave

>free weights
>are actually property of the gym and you cannot take them with you for free.

>Reps to failure
>Straight A's

>squats
>I'm actually tall and lean

>preacher curls
>i'm an atheist

Kek

> squat
> the life of a homeless bum

>wind sprint
>I am a human

>The Press
>I'm not a journalist

>Rows
>No water here

>squat suit
>in case I need to attend some kind of formal meeting or a wedding right after performing a set of squats

lrn2meme

nah thats just ur problem

noice

It's free as in freedom, not as in beer. You're free to do anything with the weights, but it doesn't have to be gratis.

It's like a DLC

Fuck you that was good

>crunches
>no crunch

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>lunge
>ids 4 bregfast :DD

Change* fug

>farmer walks
>i dont even have a job

>Skull crushers
>Skull still intact

>hammer curls
>don't actually curl a hammer

>chin ups
>still can't maintain eye contact when talking to someone

>Hypertrophy
>Never had Hyper trophies

>Chest flyes
>My chest still hasn't flew off

>deadlift
>no dead bodies around

...

>skullcrushers
>end up like this

>reception area
>Im not even getting married

gyms usually charge before you can use their equipment

tfw two intelligent to deadlift

>rack pulls
>get arrested for molestation

best one here

>deficit deadlift
>must be a country where curls are abundant

THIS IS MY FUCKING JOKE YOU BITCH. I CAME HERE TO POST THIS

>deadlift
>not at a funeral

>cleans
>floor still sweaty

>snatch
>leave it at the gym

I don't know why but this one fucking got me

>hang cleans
>didn't even do laundry

>good mornings
>it's 8pm

>do curls
>become jewish

>Log press
>Not a tree in sight

>Farmer walks
>into a bar

>glute bridges
>not even an architect

>Bench press
>Lays on bench
>Chest press
>Doesnt lay on chest?

fuck me lmao

>tricep extension
>arms the same length

>snatch
>I'm a guy and a homo at that

>clean and jerk
>messy and polite

>Chest press
>Never touched a boob

>your1
>max rep

So fucking dumb it made me chuckle

>free weight area
>get told off for trying to take them home

>training traps
>not fucking them

Cmon user you missed

>Drop set
> Look around before picking it up

>freeweight area
>everyone is wearing #FeelTheBern shirts

...

>dips
>didn't bring my tendies to the gym

>milk jug says to recycle
>won't kill my gains with silly cardio

>Use weight machine
>Still requires me to do all the work

...

>do calf raises
>not even a farmer

>pullups
>still not potty trained

>do farmer carries
>no calves

>free weight area
>materials are closed source

>machine area
>tfw Optimus Prime spotting you

LOL, took me a second.

>pullovers
>not even driving a car

>chin ups
>still sad

kek

>free weight area
>what am I weighting for

>hypertrophy
>have low energy
>never accomplished anything in my life