'mirin thread

>tfw a grill just winked at me with both eyes

>mom copped a feel on me

The woman at the bank smiled at me

>Dad had a little more trouble getting his penis into my sphincter because my glutes are getting bigger.

>my psychiatrist asks me if im roiding

>i haven't washed my clothes in three weeks.

>be cashier
>average girl makes small talk after she got what she came to buy and her change
>too coward to ask for her number

>girl at starbucks drew a :) on my coffee

kek

What do they mean by this?

This shit happens all the time, I hear they do it for bigger tips desu desu

>make serious gains over the course of 3 years
>still lose in a fight
>girl mirin friend now

>tfw you engage in confrontation and try to look as though and loud and strong as possible while praying to the almighty Lord that you can scare your opponent and not have to actually fight

i have no idea how to fight, one of dese days im gonna get my ass kicked so bad

>tfw i know where that qt3.14 grill lives
Damn she's almost my neighbor

>be me
>buying something/ at a coffee shop/ anywhere at all
>can't make small talk
>never meet new people
>alone

>Qt grill at the store looked in my direction.

>qt visibly recoiled from me
>obviously intimidated by my size

feels pret nice

There's no point in asking for her number if she's average. You must aim high.

>My thumbs hurt

>girl takes a picture of me and gives me a flirty look
>qt passenger rolls her window down and driver gets shy and drives off
Got some of thos face mires brehs

:3

>girl asked me to get out of her way
>she thinks im big

Americans actually tip the people that serve them coffee at Starbucks????

hahahhhhhhhhah