Chad test, the ultimate one

Hate on the auto correct on my phone.
Also didn't proof read.

fucking shit
i accidentally downloaded before reading
also went to put free space
im 19
how much hope do i have

I'm with you and I'm 21, hang in there, it gets better... Right?
>screaming internally

I have literally done none of those. No regrets though.

I still lose, and why the fuck is fucking a trap on here?

In my defence BOTH girls that had bfs decided not to mention until after. Fucking skanks give me trust issues

>tfw so close to qt gf but I might have fucked shit up
>tfw I just want a gf

i have the center and top left

nothing else

This should be renamed SLOOT. Not very many boxes describe chad

How is
>having a gf
being a chad?

Chad doesn't have girlfriends, just girls he fucks.

Yes, Yes, No, Working on it, Fingered one

Yes, no, no, Working on it, Yes

Irrelevant, No, Yes, Yes, None available

No, Can't tell, No wtf, No, Yes

No, No, No wtf, None available, No

I'm someway there

>kv
>mfw I rejected a cute girl in highschool because I didn't want to dance

>fucking à trap
>alfa
wew

ez

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Huh, I'm more Chado than I thought....

>19 yo kv
>tfw rejected a 7/10 and easily fuckable girl because she was weird

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And Chado was his name-o

are you black? nice windmill of love and tolerance

21 years old, not too bad tbqh

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Honestly, perhaps purchase a hooker? That will boost your confidence and get it out of the way. It would take away the pressure for you.

Just make sure you are buying "photography" and not "sex"

I have no idea what a Chad is, but many of these were circumstantial. Like the 100lb girl was when I was in Highschool. The "girl a guy was in love with" was info I wasn't aware of until after the fact.

Meh whatever. It's all in the past and I found a woman I absolutely love.

feels chadequate

>Chad
>fucking a nigger

yeah right

FUCKING DENIED.

man, and I am married with kids now. meh, I'd rather go that way than go towards the swinging lifesthyle

I am dumb

Yes it can, and it does. I was in the same boat with you. this is me

Considering I'm nmexicunt and that black and asian grills are rare in my country well fuck, but I'd really like to fuck one of those also I want to fuck a married women and would love to have a threesome and foursome and in fact I'm working in a threesome and I might fuck a married women, am I Chaderino yet?

WOAH I GUESS IM 188cm 93kg CHAD

she was probably fat dude

What do i win?

Funniest part is i look nothing like chad

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I've done the majority of these and am definitely not Chad.

Is this like bingo?

I'm a virgin, because I don't want aids.

FUCKING CHADS GET OUT

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not quite blackout chad but at least i win chado

My boyfriend and I double teamed a girl. Does that count as fucked a girl with a boyfriend?

lmao, sure, why not

uh, sure

Wow, I spent most of my life fat and ugly and apparently was a super chad.

>hertero shit on Veeky Forums
MODS

my regret is that I let so many of those unmarked situations pass away to not fall on the "cheat your gf" tile.

Last weekend I was at a party and there were wyoming really horny and I just like "nah I can't cheat on her" but at the same time feeling time goes by and no one's getting any younger.

Would probly regret it in the end but cheating is so hard. I can't seem to feel good about it.

This was really instructive and helped me to make some new goals. Thanks, user.

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You guys, I've had 0 success with asian girls. Any advice on what I might be doing wrong?

same, but I am not mgtow by choice

treat them like normal girls? I got my asian gf (from asia not whitewashed) by treating her the same way I treated white chicks. So many people fetishise them and my gf says that she can tell when guys are doing that.

>CIRLCE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU IN RED.

Fuck those instructions.

You're not supposed to feel good about it, dickbag. That's selfish modern amoral reasoning and feminist training seeping into your head if you think you should feel good about it.

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>CIRLCE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU IN RED.

Fuck those instructions.

>tfw not the cute trap

>fucked two girls at once
>but didn't attend an orgy
What

I'm the same as you except I haven't taken a chicks virginity, fucked an Asian girl or cheated

fuck man, not very chad at all
feels bad

literally me

cus chads dont give a shit
just means you get to do anal automatically, I guess

Threesome ain't an orgy

Close

THEN WHY AM I STILL SO DEPRESSED

Because youre still looking for happiness and a fulfilling life from the outside.

I fucked a trap. Several actually id do again to. Why is everyone so fucking repressed? If it gets your dick hard fuck it.

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so what do i do?

Find something you love, something you have passion in and go and do it. Only way to feel fulfilled you stupid cunt.

Hmmm, if i compare myself with the dudes here, i think i am pretty normal.

My asian was a low level asian (hawaiian flip) but my experience is that that polynesian asian loves them a white boy.

My experience shouldn't guide your behavior though.

I did spend a couple months in japan and they flocked to me but I was a fat fucking kissless virgin and had no clue what was even going on.

>normal

No such thing

I equate an orgy to a party with multiple men and women for the sole purpose of everyone fucking each other.

I was camping in a tent. Another time I was in roomates apt. I don't think those are orgies.

Theyre not.

Orgies is a group of people fucking each other. Not one guy fucking two girls.

Done all except fucked a black girl, married woman and a trap. Who the fuck wants to fuck a trap?

me

no homo tho

A lot of guys it seems like.

Does it count to have rejected a girl if I was just too autistic to say yes?

You wouldn't know what to do with it if you had the chance kid.

>still feel like a kissless virgin because of so much rejection, ugly girls and spending so much time between fucks and no gf

I wouldn´t want to know, I'm fine with having my three/foursome and orgy life as it is

I am 20, only can say that im still a virgin by choice. I have never thought i would be ready to have sex when the time came. Im going to change that becauwe apparently your social value is heavly influenced by your sex life. Im bi so getting laid is not hard, but i can never be a chad, just a brad

Really thought I would have got chado, turns out I need to try harder.

oops here is image

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee