21% protein

>he doesn't bulk on uranium

Plenty of good joking going on in here. When I was a kid I would try and eat dog food a few times. I could never get it down, always puked. It's so fucking dry but also greasy. One time my younger sister dared me to eat a dog treat while we were at church and I barfed all over the floor and the pew in front of us. I stopped trying by age 11.

>implying i'm not

I actually care about my dogs, always try a little of that shit before buying it.
Pro Plan actually taste like rice & chicken, and isn't that dry so I buy that for my dogs.

I am actually autistic enough to say
>OP has a point.

i have really thought this a million times,it would also help alot of poor or sick people

I sincerely hope you don't feed your dog that trash.

Soylent?
MREs?

shoo shoo

...

Mres are the worst wtf are you on about

Dog food is made from real cats and dogs

MREs have like 3500 calories, like 100 grams of protein, and a long list of vitamins and minerals.

>twf, this is the average Veeky Forums poster

Thats a pathetic amount of protein for 3500 cals

Do you think dry dog food is a tasty treat?

and they taste like dogshit

GONUCLEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

> #s don't add up to 100

The fuck is in the rest of the food?

>this thread

you'll never be a swole doge
how does it feel?

Tried it for a month didn't agree with my digestion, also I don't want to get too big just toned.

>lmao at all the b8ers in this thread and the pussies who make fun of people eating dog food but aren't alpha enough to eat it and actually make make sick gains

stay dyel

I used to do the same with cat food.
I think I managed to keep it down despite it tasting horrible.
Don't remember why the fuck I did it, though.

is this achievable natty?

yes, that's a Bully Whippet

Great thread folks

this is bait right

>get off my dog food fitness forum
Kek

>he doesn't drink straight up gasoline

I eat tortoise food, those dried shrimps. I didn't like the taste but it wasn't horrible. If someone told me I could just eat them for the rest of my life and have the body I want, I'd probably do it.

forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2016/05/13/serena-williams-shows-why-you-should-not-eat-dog-food/#249e19306ba5
tl;dr the FDA regulations are obviously stricter for human foods, dog foods may contain unusual parts of a cow, like feces, and something about pesticides and antibiotics.

Cat food is way higher in protein.

And less carbs and leaner cus fish.

Are you even trying fit?

Enjoy your stomach rot

Why would you feed your dog that garbage?

Water
Salt
Carbohydrates ('Fiber' belongs to carbs)

ozy.com/true-story/i-did-it-6-days-of-eating-dog-food/36846