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fucking niggers

sup yall, mid-cycle report.

Started BnC 4 months ago, fucked my first girl last weekend.
It was so easy. i didnt even try.
Why did no one tell me its this easy, it was so easy god dammit.

we are all gonna make it.

bye

Nigger dick flavoured pudding

looks like a goddamn trex lmao

>I HAVE A BIG HEAD AND TINY ARMS

KEK

LMFAO this should be a meme

what was

roids? picking her up? fucking her?

cuz picking up girls is definitely a lot easier than most people think, yeah. it's just people being scared of rejection

Congrats m8.

Shortcut loving faggots that don't train hard but train smart

Inb4 hurr one cycle won't make you Ronnie

>implying most of you don't use it to gain just a little muscle to make your gay ass tindr profile look better as you try to sell yourself as a man

he actually looked better natty

Its a meme already you dip

lol go and watch goomah's video he looks no where like that irl
just a bit of adobe gainz baby

he had a pump after swimming

Manlets

>starting stats pre-b&c?

>tinder
This is fit. You meant grindr.

No homo tho

i met her on a friends party and said we should hang out sometime.

i message her last weekend. We sit next to each other, both of us feel the tension and start making out, the rest is history.

I didnt do anything. I didnt try to be funny. I didnt try to have game or some bulllshit. I was just sitting there and she was all over me.

And people say lifting is a meme.

Yeah the steroids definetely did a good part of the job. Chad confidence + jacked body so yeah.

>lifting stats

i dont even understand how that matters at all. Im jacked and asthetic and test gave me a manly face, thats all.

Nah 28. She bought her own house. Her parents are living with her as they're retiring and they moved in right before we met.

They're conservative af.

She is buying an apartment in a week (straight cash) and hopes to move them into that.

>talk to grill: short msgs, takes forever to reply
>ignore grill: Get novels, nudes, emotional af
Every. Fucking. Time.

She's also not into the cancer that is social media. So she hasn't fallen for le height meme

when do you have to start ignoring them? like you have to talk to them initially right?

i meant more like age/height/aesthetic-level pre-lifting. Did your becoming jacked and aesthetic happen in 4 months?

Basically I'm asking what percentage of the way to your current status had you gotten before you hopped on gear?

Usually whenever i get fed up with their games. Got tons of grills wanting to fuck, just keep it in a circle.

>not into the cancer that is social media
KEEP HER.

Seriously, I find myself nearly unable to talk to most girls who are glued to their gold colored iPhones - I don't know any normie memes and mostly read medieval philosophy books. Not that I'm totally incompetent when talking to girls, but I like to go beyond "what are you doing" and "what are you going to be doing" in conversations.

She has the smallest (size and capacity) iPhone that she replaces when her contract expires. And she's on a provider that is the cheapest available.

She's also a doctor so we talk about all sorts of weird things that she sees. And with my /fraud/ lifestyle and NIH.gov browser history, we come up with interesting ideas on how to treat stuff. She likes to disengage late at night with some trashy reality TV. And she just makes fun of everybody on it.

"Babe, he doesn't even lift. And that guy has a tummy. So gross"

>She likes to disengage late at night with some trashy reality TV. And she just makes fun of everybody on it.

I want to do that too

I was thinking about selling modafinil to some college kids. How much should I sell each200mg pills? Hypothetically speaking of course

Is this the GI doc? I think you've described her to me. The one you met on an online dating site?

If so, you've made it. The iPhone thing is mostly meant to signify the girls who are juggling convos between 20 betas and their bf while also swiping on Tinder/facebook/godknows.

>needs to do roids to get laid because his genetics werent enough

5'10", 20.

I was decent before in a way, that everyone would notice it.

Now i go outside and see girls turning heads. In clubs i see girls staring at me.
Fuck i even had fucking sluts approach me when clubbing.

Roids did 40% of the work as of now. Thing is they did that in 4 months, while i lifted natty for 2 years before that.
Do you understand? This isnt even my final form, i have so much more to go.

Natty lifting, not even once.

Yeah kinda. Im not born a chad.

roids werent necessary, but they sped things up. With natty lifting, it would take me years and years to acquire peak asthetics. And im 20, i dont have time for this shit. My time is now

It's /comfy/ af m8

Yeah mane das me
I gotta lock this down. It's been 3 months but I can't let her get away. She's not on BC so I kinda wanna just not pull out and go balls deep.

is it confirmed he hopped on?

lifting by itself is a meme, lifting with steroids or even steroids themselves is/are not a meme

Do it, blow inside of her, think of us while you do it

>test gave me a manly face
Since when roids fix your face other than increasing your facial hair? Or were you already on the juice during your teens?

How permanent are gains from a cycle? If I kept using PCT drugs would that prolong how long I get to keep the gains? Trying to find a way to not just b&c - sounds too enticing.

But do you think you'd look as good without the 2 years of natty lifting? I've been natty lifting for about 8 months now, not close to my max natty form.

Wondering if my gains on roids will be better if I natty lift for another 1.5 years or whether I should just do it now after my cut.

5'8", 24

>I kinda wanna just not pull out and go balls deep
As long as it's something you both want at some point in your life, and it wouldn't fuck with her ability to work, go for it lol. Hopefully you have real feels for her? I mean who wouldn't but as long as that's there I think your kids would probably turn out fucking smart and strong.

Assuming your balls are on and producing sperm.

it didnt fix my face, it just made it more mature/manly, which in return is more attractive.

and no i didnt juice in my teens wtf. Scroll up, i started 4 months ago

I've read test can change your face. Also keep in mind he's 20. Could still be growing.

Tren definitely changes your face. Search google for "tren face" or "face gains on tren." Apparently makes you look more manly. Some steroids just reduce water in your face but I think tren legit changes how you look.

you lose a lot of weight because of bloat, but the lean gains mostly stay, unless you cut very harsh.

no the 2 years did a fair job, thing is with roids i could have easily cought up.

tl:dr i should have started earlier and those 2 years werent necessary.

If you know how to make gains and eat right, even 8 months is enough.

>Some steroids just reduce water in your face but I think tren legit changes how you look.
I can see this. If you have less water/fat on your face your facial bones would be more noticeable thus you'd look better.

thats one part of the story, the other is muscles.

With normal levels, your face muscle dont become larger or more "shredded", but with these unnatural high roid levels they do, thus giving you a stronger, manlier face.

hence what he experienced

Alright cool. I just read in a post somewhere where they said if your natty potential is like 190lbs lean muscle but you hopped on gear at 160lbs and went up to 180lbs, it would be harder to get up to 190lbs after having done gear or something because you didn't reach natty limit before you started.

But that whole article sounded kinda like BS to me.

forums.steroid.com/anabolic-steroids-questions-answers/15197-whats-right-age-take-steroids-good-read.html

Exact quote below:

>you now weigh 165-185 lbs.). This is what your genetic potential would be. Now if you started to use steroids at that point, 165-185 lbs you may be able to put on another 15-20 lbs (180-200lbs). If you had started using when you were 125 lbs., and gained 25lbs through the use of steroids, you would still be well short of what you could have gotten naturally (150lbs as compared to 180-200lbs), and now it will be much harder to try to gain another 30-40lbs.

another user here, that is absolute fucking bullshit and doesnt make any sense at all.

if you are 24 then just BnC faggot

i agree with

that is absolutely retarded.

who spills crap like that

> I've been natty lifting for about 8 months now
nah brah
>24
sure brah go for it

So pretty much haven't been lifting long enough but I've gotten into this so late that might as well go for it, right?

weak people :/ it's true..

just bnc you absolute faggot.

what do you have to lose, you are 24, your best years will be over soon, so do it now faggot.

legit jelly

>just bnc you absolute faggot.
thx

i remember people selling addy in college for like 4-5$/pill

one of my acquaintances got his dick sucked for 5 pills, later mentioned he would have accepted 20$ instead

Is it possible to get super jacked and avoid degeneracy/promiscuity/chad-mode?

Chad bod seems to just attract opportunities for degeneracy, and the mindset changes from gear definitely don't help.

become gay

How autismo are you?

I was autismo before and with roids i have the perfect balance.

I can be autismo if i want, i can be normal if i want, and i can be a chad if i want to (at parties or something).

Overall if you are a introverted and calm person, you will have yourself in control, but 10x more confident.

Gay4pay bro pls go

Naw. You'd just be fucking other Chad's instead if Stacys.

chads>stacys

fuck stacys

>How autismo are you?
So autismo. I just want to be jacked and alone and read good books after work+gym. I feel like succumbing to roasties/degeneracy at this stage would just leave me with too much cognitive dissonance to handle.

Discovered Veeky Forums about a year and a half ago from /r9k/ + /pol/ and have been lifting ever since with decent results and want to basically capitalize on the social gains (like how you're treated/viewed in the unavoidable interactions in day-to-day life+work) and be left alone otherwise.

Not NEET, not gay, just very very autistic.

>Not NEET, not gay, just very very autistic.
And possibly/probably low test. I don't deny that a lot of my behaviors/ideas are probably molded by the low-test genetics/body I was born with. Am just wondering to what degree your personality changes when the bodily environment changes (i.e., when it is flooded with exogenous testosterone).

Not much. Tren is the only rid to have any real psychological effects and even those are pretty minor. The placebo effect of being on roids is bigger.

Its impossibel bro. And once you become jacked af and get on roids, you will laugh.

You say : " I want to be like this and this", but once you are in the middle of it, you will think differently. You will laugh about what you have said here.

Dont listen to this faggot. Its not about steroids, its about being jacked.

And when you are jacked, you dont want to be "alone and just read books and work+gym" anymore.

You person will change. Not with roids, but with the body.

Addition: You can still be autistic and do nerd stuff. I do too, but you wont have this mindset of wanting to be alone and not giving a shit about girls anymore. You will want to go outside and meet people.

Do it bro, this is better than the mentality you have right now.

Yeah. I mean I used to sell percs I just don't know how much modafinil would be to college kids. I'm thinking anywhere from $10-20

people who have very low self-esteem and most of the time are attention-seekers

I don't mind people using though, it's just people who can't admit that they are roiding who I find really pathetic

>its about being jacked.
This is true. It's hard not to bee more confident with 40 more pounds of lbm.

He asked specifically about steroids though.

"IM FUCKING ZYZZ BRAHHHH"
I do have real feels for her. She's 100. And I wouldn't go jizz in her. I like that she's working and I'd like her to get more seniority before we have kids. I just don't want to lose her. But I'm glad we're taking things slow desu.

My balls are still shooting well, apparently. Even on 250mg of the finest mysterious Chinese test-e.

And that's literally all I want: smart stronk kids. 3 boys.

Lol this made me smile. I get what you're saying completely. I have just built up all this shit in my mind about how girls and stuff are useless, vain, disloyal and stuff but I'm also pretty vain.

I'm definitely looking forward to the confidence gains. I want to be a legit monk someday but maybe that'll change too once I get jacked.

Mostly I don't want to fuck up the traditional values that I've grown to appreciate a lot through my own readings and /pol/. Honestly a lot of the promiscuous sex stuff people post on Veeky Forums doesn't strike me as too healthy in a society generally.

Right, I feel that you answered the question I was intending to ask about the causal factor of personality change being the roids themselves.

Thanks to both of you!

>I want to be a legit monk someday
i too want to be the bodybuilding monk.

>but I'm also pretty vain
This is a big thing to remember.
People in Veeky Forums complain about how shallow women are, but you don't see them falling over themselves to date quadriplegics and burn victims.

It might suck sometimes but it's a fact of life that you can't have a good relationship without mutual attraction.

I lived in India for about 10 months with monks and some of them (very very few like 1 in a thousand, but still some) were so fucking huge it was ridiculous. On top of that they are vegetarian - fucking blew my mind. I think the big ones do eat eggs though. They weren't as lean or defined as people you see posted here but they weren't fatasses by any stretch of the imagination either.

The ones who are the hugest aren't super contemplative, but they do stuff to help the more elderly monks (more physical service), and they are very devoted to keeping their vows (i.e., they don't chase tail on the side or anything like that). Pure discipline and very beautiful to observe nobility in character coinciding with chad-tier bodies.

I'm more about the solitude life - didn't really like the monastic communities because they get their own group-politics emerging like any group of people is bound to get. So right now I'm saving up money so I can keep a legit diet going (and live in the US - love India and its low cost of living but couldn't live there for more than a year I think).

Sorry for rambling lol, but never thought I'd meet someone also interested in monastic life here.

I can understand. You wont lose traditional interests. You will/can still come to /r9k/ and talk autistically about how shitty our society is and all. You will still watch anime, you will still hate niggers. You will still read nerd books or whatever.

Trust me, i do all of it too. I still like to buy sword and knifes because i like them. I still watch Animal Docus like some childish faggot.

But with roids or rather, as soon as you become big and asthetic, you will want to meet girls. You will want to hang out with friends, get drunk, bang girls, have a gf.

You will still think girls are retarded (i do too), but you will still crave them.

Basically, if being a modern jacked monk is what you desire, you will exactly become this. You will change drastically thoough.

This basicallyI am the same. I am all of it. I am a normie, im a chad, im an autistic loner who cries watching the end scene of Lord of the Ringe (not even joking here).

All i can tell you, is that you wont regret it, and you will be a better/happier person than you are now.

being a vegetarian means you can eat eggs and drink milk you dummy.

Mfw I go 15/1/8 with panth mid and carry team

League is fun brehs, good while stoned

>I'm an idiot

The post

im fucking done with these ONS/tinder hook ups

>plow this slut
>didnt cum cuz tren (thank god)
>hehe btw user im not on BC
>hit it raw

im fucking done with jail bait and this shit

Have to sneak in their houses getting around a fucking security system when the dads a fucking RANGER

fuck man shot HCG today too, its hard to get preggo off pre cum right

gonna go smoke this entire pack, fuck fuck

>trusting young underage teenage girls to have enough sense of responsibility to be on BC without you explicitely telling them to do so.

you are the retarded here. From now on pray to the god of Tren Ace because he saved your fucking life.

yeah i know its fucking stupid, what do you think go buy plan B?

Dont end up like me dude, i told you my story and you said you were gonna stay the fuck away. Remember how my grill stopped takin her pill from our very first date. 5 months of bustin raw inside her atleast 3 times a day. And now shes possibly pregnant. LEARN ME DUDE.
DIG.
DEEP.
L E A R N
Gotta learn to control the tren/cialis infused cock

I'm getting deja vu. I swear we had this same thread yesterday.

what do you think man, i didnt cum at all

but pre cum? shot hcg today to get my estro up

im worried

Up your dose, dont trust bitches, that simple.
Imagine my face when she shows me the past 5 months of her BC pills and only 1 pill is gone. Dont let that be you

>Imagine my face when she shows me the past 5 months of her BC pills and only 1 pill is gone. Dont let that be you

are you the guy that wants the baby? the thin blonde girl?

man thats fucked, god damn, chad life isnt for me

Tfw still no pregnancy test
Yeah m8, these guys think they want the chad life but its not that great. Id rather have a qt gf

>Not wrapping it up
You brought this on yourself. Lol

why hasnt she gotten one yet

yeah i know, dumb

You think her dads bad? lmao you dont know S H I T. Still on lockdown

Yeah picking girls up is easy, they only weigh like 120 lbs and I have a 405 lb dl

You have 3 options.

>never touch a woman ever again
>use a condom
>have god like pull out game

i personally always go for 3. Stop cumming in random woman

Guys, give me some real odds

will pre cum get her preggo

Im thinking my odds are good

>she has to be ovulating
>didnt cum

did you fap and cum before fucking her? if so how long before? They say precum gets them preggo because it has sperm from past ejaculations

like noon, fucked her at 9

thats what im worried about, fuck it plan B

dont kill her bro

no it wont you fucktard. There is a 0.03% chance you make her preggo with precum.

Just listen to this guy and stop being retarded. Then you can continue being a chad.

delivering it now

League is poo, what elo are you/play overwatch with me when I get a monitor

/fraud/ - brahtherhood edition

shes telling me to stop freaking out

>2 weeks out from period
>this is when they ovulate
>jerked off 8 hours before i fucked her
>shot hcg today
>possible swimmers in the pre cum

FUCK

interesting, thanks. you are further down the path of the bodybuilding monk than me.
but one day.