What's the most ALPHA animal?

I hate when people say that. The whole joke about "dicks out for harambe" was due to how gay it was. But "tits out" is just a phrase made by slutty women who are trying to be funny. And in turn they ruined what was a sort of funny phrase

That stupid gorilla and everything associated with it was never funny. It was and is a shitty normie meme. Dat boi level of shit.

Polar bear, nothing can compete.

Honorary mention for Grizzlies.
Gorillas are in second place.

BIson

>6 feet tall (not even manlets)
>thick beard
>huge
>sharp horns
>up to 3000lbs
>run 35 mph
>good swimmers
>aggressive
>comfy hump filled with muscle
>can plow through snow with its head
>alpha voice
>can run long distances
>6 feet vertical jump
>extremely thick coat
>rolls for fun
>23 inch tail
>6.6 - 9 feet long
>kills over 200 people every year

American Bison.

Males live alone except when its time to breed. And then they wander off agakn. They regularly fuck up motorcycles and Grizzlies are scared of them.

hippos. theyre beasts

Usain bolt

pull-up panda

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this RED panda does MUSCLE UPS while YOU cant do a SINGLE PULL UP

Most alpha animal on this planet is me. Pic related is me choking out my mum.

l0000000000l

This thing's babies kick crocodiles in the head and they don't dare turn on them because if one croc kills a baby hippo, the hippos wipe them all out of the pond. They aren't even supposed to eat meat but if you lock eyes with one, it will hunt you down. Their teeth are also bulletproof.

Hippos are no joke.

Lions duh.

fuckin hell

triggerd.

Polar bear? Rhino?

Maybe lions
>female hunts and takes care of babbys
>male just fucks her whenever he wants, sleeps all day and occasionally the beta males to show them whos in charge

Bull moose in the rut. - teddy Roosevelt

Honey badger is ultimate alpha. Cucks organisms multiple magnitudes larger than itself.

found the manlet

Moms should fear the sons

Apex zozzle

When will they learn?

This nigga

This gorilla is natty right?

He looks kind of small

nigger genetics

Mascot for upcoming race war

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Agreed whoever honestly gives any fucks about a single gorilla in captivity is pathetic and the people who care to meme on those people are even sadder. Shit tier news begets shit tier memes.

The yasha crag ape

Top fucking kek

Definitely the Rhino/Elephant/Hippo for land critters

As for marine life, it would be the fucking Orca or Sperm Whale.

#dicksoutforharambe

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oh fuck

>gets farmed by lions
next

>theweakshouldfearthestrong.jpg

This is the only real answer. 800+ pounds of pure fucking predator. Will whoop a silverback's, lion's, and any other animal out there.

How the fuck do some people keep them as pets
Literally one swing with the paw and you get deep lacerations and maybe disembowelment
And once it sees you bleed you're as good as dead

Females. And felines.

Amazing
100% Hippos, kill every other animal in Africa besides elephants and kill the more humans than every other animal in africa combined.
>gets farmed by lions
>next
What?

Shoulder routine?

OHP more than the last time. Repeat.

honey badger

>be 800lbs of lean tigre
>climb trees all day with new bodymass
>sleep in said tree
>climb back down head toward ground

Its mostly the climbing back down and sloth diet that carve the hard muscle tigre has.

Pic related tigres ghetto cousin

Basically any single celled bacteria, literally don't give a fuck and can kill things billions times their size

Lions

>when a lion takes over a pride, it will kill cubs sired by the previous leader because it refuses to be cucked
>makes females do the majority of the hunting while his primary function is mating and pride defense
>kills hyenas on sight because it fucking hates those kill-stealing nigger animals

>6 feet vertical jump
So a 72 inch vert? Can I see proof?

Prions

>By that standard mosquitoes are the most alpha animals

Kills babies and does less work than women? Yeah, sounds real alpha, faggot.

You are using cuck wrong. Castrating a animal 5x larger than yourself with your teeth isn't considered cucking.

Humans

Fuck. Poor sloth just trying to take quick nap after eating.

I've heard that if you raise the tiger when its first born, it will think you are the mother. The tiger will never hurt you.

Chimps easily. Even planet of the nogs knows this.

goose

The American white male.

the most dangerous animal of all to kill

Elephants you morons.

>tumblr

ASS
TO
GRASS

One swing and you don't have a head anymore.

>wristlet

classic tiger

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!!!

mirin them shoulders

bear

more bear

> it will think you're its mother
So naturally it'll rape you when you least expect it.

>implying bears are shit

youtube.com/watch?v=84bBzAxLXFY

kek, man sloth must be the fucking easiest prey in the world to "hunt"

Cowbirds since they cuck other birds into raising their young and get away with it. Otherwise they'll fuck your shit up.

Damn you guys need to chill out. I can get the gorilla cause controversy because it just shows how stupid and inattentive people can be, but the memes basically made the whole thing to shit fest.

The only correct answer

What if I'd like that?

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Sharks - they eat each other when they are still embryos, so only the absolute strongest survive

Only to be captured by chinks and be one of their disgusting dishes

humans in sparta
basically the pioneers of some kind of eugenics

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>Alpha predator when it was alive
>could fuck up basically anything it wanted to
>Literally only stopped its rampage when God gave mammals a handicap and shot meteor at it
>Invented SS
What's more alpha than that?

Top kek

>gets nearly extinctified by trains

American black male is most dangerous animal to kill. Just ask Milwaukee

Ah yes, the American lion. Once limited to Detroit, they can frequently be found as middle school mascots across the country

tbqh what other animal single handedly defended itself and won a war?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

Unbelievable, it even struggled on the last rep exactly like a human does.