Exercise equipment

Eat a nigger dick

Here, I took the liberty of translating your post;
>I'm a jealous fatty
>Here are my excuses
>I've never actually worked out
>but here's what I what I think would happen if I did
>well, ok, not really, I mean, this is obviously bullshit, but I have to justify my laziness sonehow
>oh god, I'm so lonely, why can't women just love me for my sharp wit and fedora collection
>I also own a fine set of Katanas whose history and significance these baka gaijin women are too shallow to appreciate
>sigh... it's ok, my hug pillow wiafu still loves me
>fucking Veeky Forums assholes

Man, if you think lifting is an expensive hobby, here's hoping you never here about guns. Or skiing. Or photography. Or cycling. Or metalworking or woodworking. Or video/computer games. Or golf. Or BJJ. Even cooking is expensive if you decide to make it expensive. Knitting's pretty cheap, I guess.

i run barefoot, eat normal food, no supplements and exercise outdoor for free

>is mentor
what?
Also, pretty sure desu should be after senpai.

Also, you're nitpicking and including unnecessary things, you also listed equipment twice.
sage possible on Veeky Forums?

I'm not jealous. I'm just pointing out how it's hella expensive to do all this Veeky Forums stuff.

The alternative (not exercising) seems way better.

My grandad was a fat Scottish guy who drank like a fish and ate whatever he wanted and never had any health problems. He almost lived to 98.

Meanwhile, that Aziz guy, he spent all that time in the gym and died in his 20s? Seems like he spent a lot of money on the things I mentioned above and it was wasted because he died young. He could of spent that money on video games and tasty candy and things like that instead.

>i run barefoot

Well, I live in real place, New York City, and not in some backwoods flyover state where people drive pickup trucks with confederate flag bumper stickers. If I tried running barefoot here, I'd get hepatitis or some shit.

>video/computer games.

Not true. I own a 3DS XL and I play mostly DS games on it which I buy for mad cheap.

STEAM makes PC games super cheap, as well as GOG.

Meanwhile, if you want to keep your muscles "swole" you have to constantly feed them by spending money.

nobody cares about your b8 just keep posting these webums

Saying my grandpa never exercised and lived to 98 and therefore exercise isn't good you can easily make the argument that my grandpa smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day for 80 years and was healthy therefore smoking isn't bad