Sup Veeky Forums

This seems like a good thread to ask:

My gf broke up with me a week ago and I want to bang to help me get over it. I have a good female friend I've known for six years that is pretty hot. Big titties, thicc but with good muscle, hiplet but whatever. She's a virgin because she's weird as fuck but she has kissed and done oral with dudes. She has gone back and forth with seeming interested in me over the years, but now I just want to nut so I want to go for it. Is it worth the risks to try to get with her tonight? I like our friendship and value her as a person, so I'm worried pushing beyond that might ruin what we have. What should I do? And if I do go for it, how do I go for it after all this time?

Jack off. If the thought of fucking her doesn't repulse you afterwords, then go for it next time you're horny. Don't do anything rash though, broseph.

As long as you're happy, keep doing what you're doing

Honestly bro I've gone for it many times, and if you dont act weird after getting rejected like nothing happened, you'll be fine

Also

>I wanna bang to get over her

Doesn't work, getting over her takes time and work

Did that a few times, still want to bang. Even fapped to porn this last time and still want to get my dick wet.

Ok, well I can handle being cool about it if she is. Yeah that's true, but I'm hoping knowing I'm still desirable to women can help with the confidence some.

y...you can

sounds like a terrible idea to me bro.
you obviously don't value her as a friend and you're being kind of a cunt right now

but its okay because you're all fucked up from your ex

you need to take some time to think this over, like a month at least, else you could possibly ruin something permanently, even if you think she would be cool with it, even if you fuck her, you'll have ruined your friendship permanently.

anyway, you're probably not gonna listen to me, but the best advice is to spend the next month NOT thinking about any girls and just going out with mates and building a quality foundation for your confidence to come back.

Not worth it unless you see yourself dating her. And besides she's a Virgin.. What makes you think you can just bang her tonight like nothing. She's done oral/ made out with guys so if she's able to stop it from going further... Good luck buddy

would you want to date a female you?

>Sometimes it feels like all lifting is doing is wasting my time
Blasphemy!

you have to accept this reality.

this is YOUR fault and your fault ONLY. if you want to change it then go change it RIGHT NOW. make steps towards changing it.

if not enjoy shitposting or whatever you've done for the last 29 years.

this. Fucking OP doing everything he can except to fix his shit. Literally like a fat fuck complaining of his genetics.

I was in the same situation as you but i realised i needed to do something about it when i was 22. I was a kissless hugless virgin. My weekends were spent working and playing xbox. So i joined the army, i made friends, i started doing stuff and that led to meeting girls. I usually don't advise people go to the extreme of joining the army to change their life but at this point you need to do something or this is what your life will be forever.

One more year until you get wizard powers

I had the same shit but I joined the Marines haha

Ps. Fuck you hooah?

why risk your wizzard power?
the breaking point is 25+ than it's pretty over.
same situtation here

>Save money, save some good cash
>Pay a good, clean prostitute, the real good ones, with skills and shit
>Fuck her, cry, talk to her about your situation, get it off your system.

She will not drop some wisdom bomb on you, she wont love you, but she'll hear you out and say some bullshit like "hey its going to be fine dude" and you will know its bullshit and she doesn't really mean it, but it doesnt matter. Its what you need to hear, you need to get the whole virginity shit out of your mind and interact with a real woman on a intimate level to put things in your life in perspective.

After you got that out of the way you can focus on start improving and living your life. Pay the whore a couple more times if you really need but chances are you wont need it. Because if you keep improving and get rid of your anxiety about sex, you'll see that you can get pussy by yourself.

>Is it worth the risks to try to get with her tonight?
no because you are fucking loser

>you obviously don't value her as a friend

Kek how? But you are right that I'm a mess right now so I guess we'll just hang and watch a movie or something like usual.

Didn't want to take her virginity necessarily, just do something to ejaculate in or on a woman.

>no friends at all for the past decade
make friends

>below average job
study and get a better one

>ugly and short with no social skills
>short
nothing to do about it, not as important as you think it is, you're porbably not that short

>ugly
fix your appearance

>no social skills
social skills is a meme desu.
just be chill and nice, you probably have decent banter skills from all your time on Veeky Forums (by far the best thing about this weebsite)

>all I do is browse Veeky Forums and lift sometimes
browse Veeky Forums less, lift more.
find a hobby

I am you, but without the benis.
>tfw too fedora for a nunnery

I went back to school to complete my degree after my job opportunities were so shit.
Can you re-certify in something interesting, user?
>it actually doesnt have to be groundbreaking, just diff than your current job.

Surely, you can get a grant if low income.

Keep your head up, were all gonna make it.

Holy fuck dude how have you not hired a hooker yet?

Kill Yourself

Take roids and xanax bought from the deepweb. If you can't figure that out your hopeless.

Don't do this OP. Go make friends. Go to friday night magic or some shit. It's a cesspool of ugly nerds who are all pretty darn friendly, so you can easily make friends. Maybe go to community college as well if you have no formal education. Also get tinder and meet girls. Swipe right on everyone who isn't a bot, no matter how fugly, and agree to meet with anyone you can. Maybe you get laid or get a gf. Worse case scenario it is social practice, This rut you're in, this deep eternal pit, it is of your own design and you can escape it. I know depression is a bitch believe me, but at least try do some of the things I listed. I believe in you OP, may your gains be sweet.

96% wizard. So close to claiming that title. Don't give up now, fuccboi.

If it's true I suggest you shoot up a school

how large is your mana pool? are you excited?

You just listed all the reasons why you're sad. Ugly and short are the only ones that can't be directly remedied, but confidence and a better body will compensate for them. The rest is all stuff that you can fix if you get off your ass and try to.

If you don't have a penis you just have to work out, eat right, and slap some makeup on to get laid

post a pic of yourself so we can assess

its not like you really have anything to lose

True but if OP was not a coward he would have gone out to fix his problems by now.

I think the better question is whether a girl would want to date me.
I'm not good looking, not rich, live a pretty boring life, have no friends, not good at conversations, and I'm kind of an unconfident push over

But how do I fix these things

>you just have to work out, eat right, and slap some makeup on to get laid

wtf are you high? girls dont have to do any of that and they can still get laid

wanna be an "attractive" girl nowadays? starve yourself and learn how to contour with makeup. presto you're now "attractive"

fuck this gay earth

What makes you think we give a flying fuck about how much of a faggot you are?

You didn't even pay lip service to this being Veeky Forums related; it's a fucking /r9k/ post.

Fuck the fuck off with your emo feels bawww thread you fucking fatass loser. There's already enough cancerous shit on Veeky Forums without whining obese cunts like you posting here too.

In fact leave Veeky Forums completely. Go to fucking r e d d i t or something. Anywhere but here.

It's not all bad being a wizard. I've at least gotten to hand hold and kiss. But never second base. So wizard powers have been bestowed upon me. At least I think so.

Kinda hoping that'll change if I change myself a bit more. Getting fit and trying to change my overall outlook and habits has made me feel a bit better about myself, which is suppose to help indirectly by boosting confidence, which is going to be a point most people will notice.

Just start going out more often, such as just to walk (vitamin D will help with the depression) or being more open to social events in any circle that interests you.

The job part is going to still be on you to figure out, as that'll be up to your own skill set, and where and how you look for a better job.

People are all self-deprecating, unless you're narcissistic, but then again, they are actually the embodiment of self-deprecation, as they have to constantly observe and believe that they are better than others. That said, just do you, and just try to clean yourself up more. Get a new wardrobe, get a new hair cut/style. Try something that you don't normally do.

Probably stop browsing Veeky Forums as much. You don't have to go cold turkey, but just cut down on it. That could be time spent going to the gym or going out to try and feel better.

>meet other people with same hobby
people always say that, but in reality its just going to end up in a small chat here and there and nothing more. no deep friendship ever comes out of it. the only friends i have are people I grew up with