Hi Veeky Forums, I'm kinda new to the board but I've been doing exercise for the past 2 months and I'd like to see what you guys think about my body and what I look like?
What could I do to get a more toned body or a healthier look? Any diet suggestions too?
"It's a trap"jpg
-Admiral Acbar
p-pic related?
pic related das me
beautiful ass
no homo
more soybean in your diet and avoid red meat.
pls show butthole
yes homo
Yeah you can eat this dick
no I am pure christian boy
who would never do such a thing
I would never suck your dick because that's gay and being gay is wrong
I know for a fact no girl will say it because I'm fat and ugly and I like trains so prove me wrong girl and actually mean it if you got the guts I bet none of you girls got the guts to go on a date with me and actual date not coffee I'm talking wine dine train ride real good time dancing to country music in the beam on my headlights then cuddling in the bed of my truck and watching stars and talking until we fall asleep now that's a true date I'm a real man I put real effort into dates and I don't wimp out on them either so take notes ladies I'm the guy you friendzoned because I'm too nice well it goes to show that I am a good guy but you girls keep dating trash and well that's your fault you don't know what your missing out on with me
I'm not a girl, so please don't get the wrong idea about me!
Damn that's a nice ass.
Are you sure you're not a girl?
Post more OP.
Height? weight? more pics and more info please
I am 5'7"
143 lbs
wtf i'm gay now
Damn OP. Have you considered dressing like a girl? And posting pics here?
What about your feet, show me your feet.
get boob job
do more squats/deadlifts/pulls/whatever recruits your quads, hams, glutes
get lazer surgery or whatever for bodyhair
dress like grill
keep dick
I can tell you're from the Deep South by your lack of punctuation.
Go on a cut unless you like having a grill's ass.
Is this copypasta?
Hormonal therapy
>Is this copypasta?
Idk but now it is
You should become a girl OP
Post more OP
for research
Please add punctuation prior to proliferating this pasta.
>alliteration gains
of course you are
I wanna fuck your boipussy
Moar
how are we gonna know what advice to give :( post cawk.
no homo
Goddamn i want to fuck that ass.
nohomotho
Timestamp or GTFO.
contain yourselves you god damned faggots
I have an ass exactly like yours. I love bending over in front of the standing mirror and posing like I'm a slut getting pounded. It looks so feminine that just the thought of it getting fucked gives me a long chub and I ain't even a fag.
post pics, faggot
Same, posted my ass a few weeks ago on here
>toned
kill yourself
post your asses.
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Can I post mine?
Clothed though cause naked is too lewd
PANTS OFF QT
...
But user, that's too lewd
be my gf
i found you miss new booty
Miss? But I'm a boy.
tell me that's a girl
back to church ya prude
I'm not a fucking girl.
mister doesnt have the same ring to it, its song
My ass isn't that great anyway...
maybe, saving anyways
y your a boy(girl)
Saving? What for?
No I'm a boy (male) with a dick.
>goy
>dresses like a girl
>I-im not a girl you idiot
...
>dresses like a girl
>tight jeans and t shirts are girls clothes
?
>long hair
>wide hips narrow shoulders
>dresses and poses like a girl
>tits
>doesnt have man hands
>not a girl
show dick or ur lyin
You look like a girl.
Don't you see the bulge in my pants?
And my hands are pretty manly.
hnngg
>And my hands are pretty manly.
hard to tell from just the pic. I'm gonna need to hold your hand for a long time before I'm sure
Wtf Is this thread?
Stop.
Stop!
Post dick on /soc/
I would never post dick anywhere, that is way too lewd and indecent.
b r e h s
Take your shirt off and prove one way or another
reported
SAGE GOES INTO ALL FIELDS
I don't even know if I'd rather you were a grill anymore
Veeky Forums what the fuck have you done to me
What would taking my shirt off prove?
I have a dick dude, I'm a boy.
What are you, a faggot?
Yeah, so show off your bod. This is a fitness board, just dudes showing off and complimenting other dudes on their bods.
Because I'm not confident enough, I don't think I look good enough.
My body is not too toned, and I have these budding breasts and soft tummy.
I don't think people would like it.
you're fooling no one, girl
Unless you're 500lbs overweight, I think you'll be fine
>I'm not confident enough
she says after choosing to post her ass in this thread
>soft tummy
You know what's really good for that? Tummy kisses. You need a gym bro who'll kiss your soft tummy every day.
OP, you're 5'7 and look feminine af, just accept you're a failure as a man and become a trap instead.
I'm not her but where would i find one of said gym bros?
craigslist
I'm not a fucking girl!
I'm like 140 pounds, and it's all mostly on my thighs and ass, and some on my stomach.
Well I am confident in my ass, but not my chest/stomach.
That's kinda gay. You think someone would want to kiss my sweaty tummy after I've done pushups and situps?
>her
Stop. I'm a man.
Then just do some crunches and post you less flabby gut
>You think someone would want to kiss my sweaty tummy after I've done pushups and situps?
ooh baby girl please
Welp looks like we have a new trappy
Don't fuck it up this time you guys
What do you think I've been doing recently?
Gross. I'm a boy! This is all wrong!
This seems like the best place to ask this: how do I get a better ass? Mine is flat as hell. I'm already doing squats but I feel like I need to supplement it with some other work outs
>That's kinda gay. You think someone would want to kiss my sweaty tummy after I've done pushups and situps?
it's a form of image training. He's kissing your tummy away. You kiss his problem areas in return. Like if your gym bro has trouble losing facial fat, you'd kiss his cheeks after he kissed your tummy
I know it sounds crazy, but it really works
squats & oats
Really? And would he want me to do that?
Especially if he's all sweaty?
I'm serious, what else can I do?
barbell glute bridges
sittin on this dicc
a workout isn't a workout without your bro kissing your problems away.
do you guys think i should shave my ass?
im not sure if a fuzzy butt is qt or gross to most people.
urrrrm a-user your body was meant for HRT embrace it
Are you sure?
Well, I guess I need to find a gym partner now.
looking good brah but i'm a dude so idk about women
Change pants and post moar pls
S E M E N D E M O N
that's a lot of makeup on the counter. do you do theater?
Hottest butt on Veeky Forums
fuck, the legend was true, Veeky Forums makes you gay
Oh that's my mom's. I just the mirror in that room because it's the biggest in the house.
I don't wear much makeup myself. Only eyelashes.
For real? I don't think it's that great. I think it's a bit too fat.