>gf dumps me
>decide to run away from problems
>sign up for marathon
>literally run away from problems
>training is going well
>getting in some good distances
>start suffering from runners diarrhea
>barely making it home as the distance is increasing
I just know one day soon I'm going to shit myself on a training run.
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You're American aren't you.
Cant you just stop and poop in some bushes?
FUCK THAT SHIT OP
Go get some adult diapers and keep increasing your distance. Anyone who won't shit themselves to go the distance doesn't deserve it.
No, is this something americans have an answer for?
I'd need to run with a roll of toilet paper. Also there's a lot of cyclist, runners, and dog walkers where I run along the river
I guess that's an option but I don't want to wind up like pamperchu or some other weirdo
lel that look
Wear pants over the diapers, then.
Hold on a sec! That's the same woman! Are you stalking her?
KEK!
Are you stalking this woman? I thought stalkers were more subtle than this
>No, is this something americans have an answer for?
Americans are famous for sharting
I already have my underwear, then leggings (my thighs rub together) then shorts. I would wind up looking like I had some kind of bubble butt thing going on and I already have a big ass for a guy
It's a girl who I think lives near me I see her at the park and store I want her to be my new gf
wtf man. How many of these do you have? Has she ever yelled at you to stop?
>I want her to be my new gf
you're on the right track
more pics pls
lmfao this thread
I don't know 50-60? I asked her if she liked icecream because she was near the freezer and she said yes but I couldn't think of anything else to say to her
I've been googling for runner diarrhea but apparently there's not much of a cure apart from avoiding fibre and fruit and hot drinks before running
>Taking photos of a random local woman you want to be your gf
>Wat
This is hilarious
My fucking sides
This, if not a staged put on, is incredible
holy shit
my man......
im dying
well okay this thread just took a pretty dramatic turn
Of course it's fucking staged, ya moron. It's somebody's wife/gf
I dunno man, her expression here suggests they don't know each other at all
This fucking thread
/thread
still hilarious
send more of her. Dump 'em bro
>not in your pants
I'm not her for gf advice I just want to know if anyone has advice for my running
not sure if autistic or genius
can't he just stop at a public restroom? if you're running for miles there has to be one
>Its the same women
>are you stalking her
>should she be worried
>should I be worried
>herfuckingfaceofdisgustfear.jpg
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does your training involve chasing her?
I have a lot it would take a long time
>this post
what the fuck
this thread is like a fucking comedy
Maybe it's your diet, OP.
you can see the disgust on her face
Have you tried avoiding caffeine entirely for the day you run on?
there's only one at the 10km point where I turn around. I seem to need a bathroom after about 16km. At the moment I am running 14km+just making it home
No I just see her and we both like running so I think we would be a good couple
this has got to be bait
I don't drink caffeine. I only drink decaffeinated instant coffee
pls post more pics of her
have you talked to her/ do you know her?
87,3% she got the dog because of you
I think you guys are making fun of me and I don't like it
> Buy a dog to scare off the guy stalking you when you run
> He just takes a photo from even closer while your stupid dog just looks the other way
This nigga knows what's up
>her face when the "guard dog" didn't work
We're too shocked to be at that stage yet. Do you not realize it is inappropriate to be taking photos of strangers like this?
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what do you think happens when you do shit like this?
this diarrhea thing happened with my sister when she got into jogging
You better go easy with the fat
I'm more concerned that a guy barely holding back a shit is stopping to take pictures for a random woman. What you're doing is a huge invasion of privacy, also don't stop running to take pictures for any reason.
I think I know why your old gf left you
she outran him. now he's training to be bigger, stronger and faster than ever.
Please be real
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>This guy had a girlfriend in the first place
I bet the kissless virgins here feel pretty shit about themselves now
but I thought it would be nice because then when we are together we will have photos from before we are together
I eat a lot of greek yoghurt and cook with butter but I will try to eat less the day before my big runs
PLEASE BE REAL
eat fruit too, fiber slows down your shit machinery
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Try doing inclines as well find a hill and run up and down it, also eat less greasy foods and fatty foods fiber should help.
okay thanks
I don't really like it it hurts my knees
While you're at it just either ask this poor girl out or leave her alone entirely
She's probably scared out of her mind
Also the only way you can do the former is if you think of some really brilliant explanation for stalking her. "I thought it would be nice to have photos of you before we were together" is not a good explanation. Maybe something like "I wanted to take photos of the scenery, then I accidentally took photos of you. Then, when it happened a second time, I started to like how you looked so I just took a few more. Then I thought "hey that's a bit weird, I should just ask her out, and here we are"
Make sure to stretch and have good form, it doesn't have to be a steep hill just try to run uphill.
Just as a tip don't take pictures of random women before you know them, it can get you in serious trouble and is just rude.
she added these to her diet for a week before going back jogging
I rec you the same
en.wikipedia.org
This user is a bit unhinged and he almost certainly blew it with this girl, unless he looks godly or has tons of money.
>50-60
Yeah but I'm wondering how many couples have started because of a guy stalking the girl to start with
Keep in mind the guy had a gf before, and probably did something similar to her too
>running hurts my knees
Post a pic of yourself pls user
That's your fucking gf/friend. You'd be in jail right now if she weren't.
>OP is Charlie Day
you're not real
And just like that, the thread was completely derailed
Girl looks like the antagonist from the green mile
what the fuck
Welp.
Came on Veeky Forums to find a good thread and holy fuck did I find one.
But why OP? shes not even cute
she is ugly
Avoid being a fucking asshole and your life will improve. Op likes her and that's what matters
fuck if I care what you think, at least I'm not stalking a 4/10 whilst shitting myself lmao
add me to the screencap
OP more pics pls, how close are you two?
Eat more fiber and less fat, you'll have solider poops that re more willing to stay inside of you.
On another note, regardless of your intentions, you are stalking that woman. This thread would be enough evidence for her to get a restraining order on you. Stop taking photographs of her
>designated
>not even in /g/
wew
how much longer is summer vacation again?
Run up the hill, but never run down a hill. The impact of going down is hurting your knees.
Also, for the love of God, just introduce yourself and apologize to that poor woman. Just tell her that you're getting over a bad break up, noticed her, and one thing led to another, but you realize that you've been acting weird, so you're going to leave her alone.
If you're actually not a serial killer, there is a 1% chance that she will understand, but it's likely impossible.
why would I know, I've long since graduated.
There's no way this is real, but I secretly hope it is.
BDB UP IN THIS T
>GG
>Then I thought "hey that's a bit weird, I should just ask her out, and here we are"
dibs bedora
>because then when we are together we will have photos from before we are together
This can't be for real, either way I'm still laugin'.
huh this thread really makes you think
pls post more pics
About what?
Restraining orders?
Voyeurs?
This is insane, I'm saving it for the fit humor threads.
>ring on left ring finger
prepare your anus opie
SHE IS LIKE "WTF"? IN EVERY SINGLE PICTURE.
I'M ROLLING ON THE CHAIR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.