>gf dumps me
>decide to run away from problems
>sign up for marathon
>literally run away from problems
>training is going well
>getting in some good distances
>start suffering from runners diarrhea
>barely making it home as the distance is increasing
I just know one day soon I'm going to shit myself on a training run.
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You're American aren't you.
Cant you just stop and poop in some bushes?
FUCK THAT SHIT OP
Go get some adult diapers and keep increasing your distance. Anyone who won't shit themselves to go the distance doesn't deserve it.
No, is this something americans have an answer for?
I'd need to run with a roll of toilet paper. Also there's a lot of cyclist, runners, and dog walkers where I run along the river
I guess that's an option but I don't want to wind up like pamperchu or some other weirdo
lel that look
Wear pants over the diapers, then.
Hold on a sec! That's the same woman! Are you stalking her?
KEK!
Are you stalking this woman? I thought stalkers were more subtle than this