Alright virganons, lemme hit you up with some thick, solid, tight and realistic tips for you fucks to acquire /gf/ (Currently have gf, fairly successful in getting dates, etc). A lot of you seem to be kissless virgins, but I want you all to make it. We will all make it.
Also /gf/ tips general thread from bros that aren't awkward as fuck.
I'll start:
If you are texting a girl on say, tinder, or you just met her recently:
1. Don't be a desperate faggot. Seriously. Don't make innuendo immediately. This shit only works if she's clearly thirsty as shit and you met up in person and she was oogling you or something, and even if she was, a lot of you are too awkward to weave it in smoothly. Just talk to her normally, attempt to make actual conversation.
2. Be grounded. Mention your achievements and interests while taking the time to learn of hers, but don't come off as a dickweed too focused on possessions. 90% chance if you mention your car 20 times in an hour you're probably insecure as shit. As a student, you don't even need to have many things, just mention your drive for your career if it comes up and stuff like that. Ambition is attractive when it's not self consuming.
3. Have a sense of humor. Not "H-hey why did s-spongebob cross th...". No, just weave in comments whenever you see an opening to be funny, witty humor is king at breaking the ice and making women feel comfortable.
4. Don't be a desperate autist. Cannot stress this enough. Reply to texts when you want. Do NOT give a woman shit or expect her to reply within a certain time, and expect the same from her (Huge red flag if she wants you to text within a split second every time, needy as fuck, been there done that). People have lives.
5. Pursue points of interest, easiest way to get her engaged and have fun yourself, but also don't be afraid to take her on something she hasn't done before and take the lead. Just communicate it.