Time for a change

> Be me
> Have this 8/10 female friend I met in college who I want to make my girlfriend.
> One day I ask her out.
> "Sorry user, ", she looks me over, "I just don't think we're compatible."
> At this point in time I'm 6'1 @ 250 lbs. Probably a 6/10 at best.
> Spent the last year working out, losing weight, getting buff, etc. Down to 170 and probably a 8/10.
> Meet up with her about an hour ago.
> Ask her out again.
> "I told you before we're not really compatible."
> Me: "What do you mean?"
> "Well like you are sort of a nerd. I mean you program computers. And you're always saying stuff that's sorta racist and you don't want kids, I do. And you don't drink or go out to clubs. And..." (etc, etc)
> Me: "Oh..."

So I go on Okcupid and put in all my 'requirements' for a woman.
Nobody in the entire world meets them.

I've fixed my body... now how do I fix my personality? My life is half over (31), should I just settle for 'forever alone' and be one of those gym guys?

Be happy with yourself.

>So I go on Okcupid and put in all my 'requirements' for a woman.
>Nobody in the entire world meets them.

kekd

maybe stop being a racist loser weirdo

nerd, programs computers = good. It means you're smart

saying racist shit = bad. Why the fuck would you say that to women

Don't want kids = bad. Don't say that shit or just lie about it.

Don't drink or go to clubs = good. Believe in your own values, drinking is stupid, clubbing is good if you are out there to meet women.

There are a million bitches in your city, ignore this cunt and find someone else. She'll be dirt in a couple of years.

...

Just take a vacation to Asia by yourself. Seriously, what have you got to lose? Material objects?

You could get robbed and stabbed.

>racist loser weirdo
That's only 2/3 true.

> saying racist shit = bad. Why the fuck would you say that to women
I'm one of those people that listens to facts moreso than anything else. So we were talking about the Ferguson riots and she was saying how black people are disproportionately blah blah. So naturally I had to correct her. I don't hate blacks. Uh... some of my... uh... best friends are... black.

Don't want kids = bad. Don't say that shit or just lie about it.
That's kind of a big thing to lie about.

Going to another country where I can't understand anyone seems like a terrible vacation.

>you don't want kids, I do.
>And you don't drink or go out to clubs.

The mothers of the future.

>Don't want kids = bad. Don't say that shit or just lie about it.

addendum to this: if you're just looking for pussy, don't mention you're childfree, if you meet a girl you like and want to do the whole relationship thing, mention it early so it doesn't become a "thing" later on