Hookers

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Lost my virginity to a hooker at 18, have no regrets.

Seen 20+ prostitutes since then, only been ripped off once. Altogether, it's a total waste of money, but if you have the cash to spare, it's waaaaay better than a girlfriend.

This. Lost mine a week ago at 19. No regrets. The secso was pretty good, she whispered into my ear, held my hand, kissed me, licked my pecs (lol)... she was very warm. I liked it. But i found out fapping is waaay better. I just wanted to know how it feels

/desperate meme boys general/

this. if you pay a hooker for sex youre pathetic. the cost doesnt even add up to a real gf. a hooker is 400+ dollars while you can get a weeks worth of sex from a gf with a 30 dollar dinner

rockitreports.com

Good read even if you're not interested in buying.

This is pretty sad
Just alot of sexually frustrated 19 and 20 yo losing their virginity to hookers then claiming it's better than having a gf

Why would I pay for something that I can get for free? Only desperate betas do this.

>Making an appeal to economy
>About women
LOL

I'll get one when I'm travelling for work and I don't know anyone and I'm bored staying in my hotel room

It's like fast food, quick easy and momentarily satisfying

because some of us are desperate betas

"I have no social skills and gave up"
There are literally apps to get laid no strings attached provided you can hold a conversation

Rid us of your betaness and KYS

/thread.

I've never visited one and never will. I find it to be really low and I would never go through with it because I don't I'll ever be able to forgive myself.

i've fucked 2 women,both prostitutes, but didn't pay either of them I just hang out with that crowd

>girlfriend
>thinking one $30 dollar dinner is all you have to do to get her to be your gf

Wanna know how I know you've never had a gf?

Lost my kv status two weeks ago to an 'escort' (not a high-end one, just some whore with an online account somewhere). I'm 23.

The experience was definitely pleasant overall but massively underwhelming. I think it's because I have some kind of depression and just can't get much enjoyment from anything. My heart rate didn't seem to increase much, didn't get especially excited as I made my way to her place or when I was sticking it in.

Spent most of the time kissing her neck and sucking her nipples. Quite liked the kissing though whilst their was a lot of tongue from her it didn't feel as passionate as I was hoping for. The whole thing just seemed artificial - obviously our 'relationship' wasn't real - but the purely physical side of things was hollow.

After I first came I was happy to cuddle her and talk trash about the singers on TV at the time (she initiated TV talk). As we were talking I started playing with her nipple which she found funny. There was a few times she said I was funny and whilst this may be delusion I think she was at least being partially honest.

I'd like to think she appreciated me as a client. Must be a relief not to have some fat middle-aged slimeball creep through the door. And I was polite, perhaps overly compliant. Didn't want the woman to feel threatened but she kept on saying I looked scared so maybe I creeped her out a little.

Will probably visit her within the next few weeks. Might make it a monthly thing. Anymore can't be justified due to cost.

I'd definitely recommend at least trying it if it's legal where you are. I stayed away from minority workers because of the higher risk of them being involved with traffickers or just generally unpleasant people.

>provided you can hold a conversation
You are on Veeky Forums, you know.

Dated a stripper that was one of those "I'm not like the others" for a while. She was pretty much a prostitute as in all the guys she cheated on me with behind my back were customers of the strip club.

Sex was melt your face good but sleeping next to a woman who's never on your team and never will be after I found out was not for me.

Garbage in, garbage out. Getting involved with women from the sex based industry, you will either get complete dumbass junkies or master manipulators who probably had a boyfriend or two commit suicide or put in jail. STAY AWAY

Don't know why this made me kek so hard

Lol faping is better....

If you feel that way your missing somethong

because it's never free and you are a fool for believing that.

Why are prostitutes all so unattractive from the shoulders up? I've been looking at ones in southern California for shits and giggles and I have found one (1) with what I would consider a truly beautiful face. Bodies are no problem (it's SoCal, for fuck's sake) but beyond a sort of slatternly appeal 99%+ don't have much else going for them and the one I found wasn't even top dollar.

>dating a stripper
that just might be worse than dating a single mom

because hot girls can leech off of rich men or be expensive escorts

B-but Im ugly

>or be expensive escorts
Yeah, but that's what's confusing me. I looked at scores of those (the expensive ones, not fucking trawling through Backpage/CL/etc.) and didn't see any who had faces above maybe 7.5/10. Maybe I just didn't look hard enough, but god damn.

Because truly attractive girls have their whole life handed to them by the masses of men, they won't ever feel the need to (directly) selling their body

I guess. I thought I might at least see some good-looking slavs but I still only found that one girl.

what if i told you... that hookers are here 30 dollars for half an hour and they are 6-7/10 easily

the most beautiful girl i have met in person was an escort and she took only 60 dollars the hour with full kissing, blowjobs, and multiple chances to cum

i'm not making this up

I don't get why you'd pay a hooker and then consider it the same as having sex with a gf

If I went out and bought a weightlifting trophy at the trophy shop without ever touching a barbell... would that mean I'm good at lifting?

Is it possible to find a good asian escort in Chicago on backpage? I've been looking but they all seem way too good to be true.

>getting a gf is a trophy

ayyyyyyyyyyy, so you waste your time because you think it's a trophy to have a gf? top kek

Fuaaark. I tend to have very little interest in prostitutes but I don't know if I could resist in that situation.

I feel like a total goddamn cringelord fedora for saying it like this but an aryan qt with looks that won't run in the rain can usually wrap me around her little finger with zero effort.

I would get one off back page but i'm too scared of getting arrested.

What do you call all the money you spent that night rib chat her up before convincing her to stay over? Exchanging Any money to gain sex is no better than prostitution. Only way you're not really spending money on women is being single.

You should be getting laid regularly -- or at least going on a date a week -- and getting hookers 1-3 times a year during dry spells.

If you aren't going on one date a week you need to aim lower and ask out every woman you are remotely interested in. It's the only way to practice for the big date, the one with your future wife (same story with sex)

I once fucked a girl I met in a public park one hour after saying hello and all I did was give her a Colt 45 tall boy from my four pack (I drank the other three bros)

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Lost my virginity at 14 haven't had sex since 22 I'm 24 now is backpage legit? I don't want to get robbed by blacks or jailed by police

equating sex to a trophy is a retarded

only teenagers treat getting laid lIke some sacred ritual that they have to do for validation

when you get older and have more money than mom's allowance, you appreciate the convenience of a quick fuck without all the bullshit. Time is fleeting, and if you just wanna get your dick sucked and go about the resr of your day, you can do so without wasting any effort

it's no different than paying for any other kind of entertainment

what bullshit .pdf are you reciting this from

How much was it? Want to do it but really don't want someone who is gonna just lie there. Any Ontario fags have experience?

>ctrl+f rape
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if they say no blacks they are legit because blacks end up either raping or not paying

while I dont like the idea, whats the difference between using a hooker and fucking a girl that only uses you for your money?

is there a difference?

the hooker can be counted on to leave

so in a sense a hooker is superior to a girl you are only interested in for sex

it is far less retarded to thrown down a sum amount of money for a guaranteed fuck than to indefinitely throw money at a woman who may or may not do anything (and might actually hold out on sex to get more stuff)

truthfully, spending cash on non-hookers is the dumbest thing you could do. fuck regular women for free and just keep hookers on the backburner when you feel like fast food

yeah but girls expect a guy to pay cause muh social norms.

fucking regular girls is never free, it always costs you something.

Do hookers help with not thinking special about girls when you're a virgin?

Luck you

put your forehead on the screen so I can slap your shit

now get your pencil because I'm gonna save your life

women only want you to think that you have to pay. "provider men" fall for it. it's called being a beta bux.

guys that they actually want to fuck and don't see as meal tickets, don't pay for a thing. demonstrating that you're not going to play that game gives them the signal that you're the real deal.

life costs money. if you go about your daily life, seeing your friends, spending time with them, engaging in your hobbies, and women just so happen to be around you, then sex happens. you didn't pay for the sex, you just had a life, and women in the vicinity saw that you were a real-ass dude. hopefully one who's been keeping his gains on point.

most girls are basic bitches, very few will even OFFER to pay half, or pay at all.

im not cheap, but finding girls that arent trying to use guys as a wallet isnt as easy as it sounds. and I refuse to be some cunts wallet.

girls get away with this behavior only because idiot men enable it.

No, you will yearn for connection and cuddles with a girl you love but never will have.You feel empty and alone getting a nut is one thing but you have to wear a condom and it sucks because there's a woman out there that you could love and pursue your own life choices and you can nut deep inside her if shes on the pill but it comes down to who you want, go after her man if you lose you lose.

lets say you are 30

what are your options? single moms, fat girls, or crazy girls?

isnt the hooker the best option?

single moms for sure just lay and get out when she starts relying on you for a fuck

id say enjoy your AIDs

the unconditional love from a woman you're after doesn't exist

it was a scam. a very successful one. social engineering to sell movie tickets and valentines day presents

men love unconditionally, women love conditionally. she'll love whatever value you can provide her in terms of status and power, but she will never love -you-.

not a single man is loved for who he is, only for what he offers. get that gay "connection" shit out of your head before you wind up diving off a bridge

There's a world of difference between having sex with some random chick and a girl you love

no, fuck that

im a fit male im not settling for what noone else wants

I did something similar

8 years later I'm her long distance fincuck

that girl you "love" was sucking another mans dick before you

what makes her different from the escort?

then why are you posting in a hooker thread at 30

30 year old men, at the top of their careers without having physically deteriorated much from their twenties, are actually the ones who are tearing through the young twenty-somethings

a woman hits her sexual market value peak in her early twenties and nose dives at 30, while a man's value skyrockets in this thirties if he stays career-focused

better to die from aids than old and alone because your family dumped you

I talk about lots of stuff. im just saying, theres a reason people consider this option.

someone around my age would rather pump and dump rather than deal with some bitch and her kids. who wants to deal with baggage? I dont.

that being said I still dont like the idea of escorts, paying for sex just isnt as satisfying.

even celebrities bang hookers, dude

you can easily get hookers to do stuff that would take a lot of effort to set up with random women

like get one of them to suck your balls, one to suck the shaft, one to lick your asshole, and a fourth to feed you captain crunch. at the same time.

a group of 4 regular women, if you could organize them in the first place, would have a whole bunch of dumbass questions. "waaa waa that's weeeird" "I don't wanna lick asshole" "why do I have to wear a captain crunch hat"

hookers see the green and just get to work. I appreciate swift service.

also, another reason people consider escorts is because they are probably tired of "the chase".

you need to do all kinds of shit and spend all kinds of money, just to get your dick wet. now, why not avoid all the nonsense and just pay for what you want?

I dont like it but I understand WHY people do it.

Please stop using whilst.

Probably plays lots of video games too

Gotta get those cheevos

>celebrities
You mean depressed comedians
>why do I have to wear a captain crunch hat
Don't know what pool your fishing in but it's shit

I don't care about your vices and whichever you choose but let's not pretend it's the only route of encounter for strange sex. Pulling something like that off with real girls is gear and something to be admired, but paying for it is just like hopping on gear. Sure you did it but the only way to maintain the lifestyle is to always pay for your rewards vs earning them.

Real girls is a feat*

Where do you go to get this free sex instantly? Oh you mean a girlfriend, one where you pay for dinner, gas and shit ..that isn't considered free.

>have a regular whore I see maybe like twice a month
>already lowered her price since I'm a regular
>brings her "friends," that are seeing if they want to be whores since I don't really have any fetishes and would rather just rail them through the bed

Porn doesn't do it justice when you're fucking a bitch and another one is licking your balls

dude if youre paying for your girlfriends gas youre doing something wrong. i take my girlfriend out like twice a month and she bakes me real good meals and will buy me something occasionally, financially i say we break even.

So other than MUH FEELS, there are no real argument against escorts?

Glad to know

a gf costs something far worse than money:

time

just imagine all the pointless conversations you have to waste your time on just to get your dick wet.

well. aids and disease as well as potential legal problems or having to deal with a nigger pimp

Do you hunt, kill, and clean every animal that you eat? Of course not. You go to the store and buy it like a normal person.

But a "real man" puts on a song and dance for some puerile woman and sacrifices time, money, and patience on the off chance that she'll give him a lazy, toothy blowjob.

You know what's great? Getting a rub-down from one of those Asian massage parlors then having a middle-aged Vietnamese woman give you a firm handjob at the end. No fuss, no muss.

> Sure you did it but the only way to maintain the lifestyle is to always pay for your rewards vs earning them

nigga this is not the olympics. this is capitalism. I am not going for the gold medal pole vaulting I can be "admired" for eating a $6 burrito from chipotle, I'm paying for it because it's tasty, and so is hands-free captain crunch while getting rimmed by a cokewhore

b-but... i love spending time with her. shes a quiet one with a tight pucci

"If you're paying for your girlfriends gas you're doing something wrong." Yeah because you don't take her to different places right? You don't drive her to the mall, or movies or restaurants right?

If you only take your girl out twice a month you're doing something wrong. What are you in middle school lol. I bet you think seeing each other at school is enough physical interaction lol

Sex is an escort's livelihood. Disease gets in the way of that. They're more motivated to safe sex than your average jill

do you honestly enjoy the boring conversation?

guys only put up with this stuff because they want to get in a girls pants. lets be real.

Twice a month as in something fancy and or something you don't do regularly like camping. She hates going out to movies and isn't a fan of restaurants or eating out. She suckers me into cooking and baking fancy shit with her instead and renting movies.
>tl;dr get a gf thats experienced childhood poverty. will not work if still poor

That's not what I'm getting at. The point is you -can- do the same thing for free.
There's no song and dance unless you make it that way. In legal areas I'm sure it's relatively safer since they test and stuff right? But it isn't legal most places. I think there's just better ways. Your doing it purely for feeling, then sex is just a drug to you, so why not use drugs? Nonafricanized heroin is cheap and consistently available in most all capital cities of america

girls are lucky, they dont have to do any work if they want to get laid

guys actually need to apply effort. oh well, what can you do.

Similar to a girlfriend, you have to use your head to avoid problems

This
I hear more way more stories on here about how dudes rawdog their gf than dudes who rawdogs escorts

Do you not hate women? How can reasonable adult males interact with multitudes of women and not despise their company?

I think guys with girlfriends and wives are really just not looking at their situation correctly. Women are terrible, terrible, creatures. Why would you put anything but the most remote and degrading effort into fucking one of them?

Dating? It's outrageous.

the only reason most guys put up with crappy gfs is because the sex is guaranteed

still not worth it though imo

>The point is you -can- do the same thing for free

sure you can. anything is possible. it is also possible to get exactly what you want, exactly when you want it, like a person with finite time likes to do. Tuesday night, work in the morning, I want this anal cereal foursome right now, and oh shit here it is bust out the almond milk

>Your doing it purely for feeling, then sex is just a drug to you, so why not use drugs?

drugs were already in the equation

Why not use it as a back up.

You swing and miss for a night then you hit the brothel ez

this guy gets it

dudes act as though you need to choose between prostitutes and professional prostitutes like political parties or something

Trick is to make sure you at least make an attempt at the bar. No hookers unless you hit your gym goals for the week and approached enough women.

any tips on that bro? Been thinkin bout trying it once.

if it's your virginity you're worried about the first times gonna suck as. you prob wont cum and have trouble staying hard.

You'll need to go a few times

cant go to a bar by yourself, can you?

besides, what kind of girl goes to a bar by herself looking for a guy? attractive girls dont need to act desperate.