/shg/ - Sexual Health General

bimp

how long do you usually smell their pussy on your body after sex?
The vulva odor was heavy on the oil of my face I found later that night.

Take the L train down to North Bergen, walk 2 blocks down to Wharf Avenue and talk to Debbie, for $40 she'll suck your dick, lick your balls, and finger your asshole.

gotcha senpai

>tfw cum 3 times and go for 4th
>tfw cant get hard quick enough gf tells me just to finish myself, get frustrated and whack it till I get hard again
>get 70% there and try to put it in
>tfw pushing rope

Does anyone else know this feel?

Try to do more with one orgasm.

Just put the booner in her vagina guys how difficult is this

Also is it true that girls have a secret THIRD hole down there somewhere

drink more water and spend more time building up gunk

Any tips on sexting? I'm not awful at it I just think I escalate things to quickly and then have no place to go.

Same goes for talking dirty in general now that I think about it.

They all do, it's the one they pee out of. Guys have it too. I do not recommend putting things in it.

If you're into it you'll know exactly what you want and then you just need to figure out how to get there. Bitches love when you get creative with it.

>le sardonic vitriol post

This shit is all extremely meme/10
Why would you do any of this when having a good diet will increase testosterone, sperm production, semen fluid, and give stronger erections.

Celery has Arginine and Zinc.
It also has multiple other things that are beneficial.
Making your cum "pearly" white isn't even a factor.

L-Arginine doesn't make your dick tingly, all it does is acts as a vasodilator.
However, you could just eat nitric enriched foods and skip the process entirely as they are far more potent.

I'm a retard, what are some nitric enriched foods?

Isn't that something a whore would do?

It takes effort if you're a guy.

livestrong.com/article/313163-what-foods-are-high-in-nitrogen/
mostly everything in the world, with the exception of fruits (which if they do exist are never high in nitrogen).
The issue is we counteract a lot of nitrogens benefits with our daily habits.
All proteins (including those found in celery) have nitrogen, it's a byproduct of the destruction of living tissue via digestion.
Vegetables generally are not as good a source as people believe, vegans are often low nitrogen.
However the fats in red meats (among other chemicals) counteract the benefits of nitrogen, so even if you are eating the right amount, you often are wasting a lot.
Vegetable/Omega-3 meat eats win in this case since the fats are often less artery "clogging" (mainly because they only get such a small amount at a time) meaning the nitrogen is just being used for beneficial purposes and not counteracting the damage you have done.

Read more Shakespeare no joke

How did you fuck 2 different girls today

>it'll be one year this october

Hold me Veeky Forums

Fucking lmao. I swear, gymcels will believe ANYTHING is possible with >le hard work meme.

"Sexual Health General" lmfao. Step 1 of 1: Be born with a massive dick.

how do girls become this attractive?

quality fist post

I drink about a gallon a day, sometimes more. I think it was too much Soy Lecithin. I already had a great cumshot before, but I wanted to freak out my girlfriend and completely cover her. She hates it when I get it anywhere other than her tits. One time it worked and I covered her belly, tits, and left shoulder. But it was way too much work and money for it to work just once.

pls respo

do kegels -> stronger boners, better orgasms, more forceful ejaculation
do cardio -> you need good circulation and a not shitty heart to get a boner and maintain it during sex or repeated bouts of smashing the poon
eat healthy -> this means plenty of good fats but also just generally not shit. Gotta have the right nutrients to let your body know youre healthy enough to produce testosterone, sperm, etc. (if youre natty just make sure you get enough Vitamin D, zinc, omega 3 fats, etc)
-practice, preferably with different partners so you learn to read signals and reactions better, rather than expecting every slut to like the same thing
-get gud at oral and/or using your hands, dirty talk
-relax and realize everyone has good and bad sexual experiences and youre not gonna be every girls best fuck. Chances are eventually you will be though
-Be as physically attractive as possible. (Lift, have good hygiene, dont smell bad, brush your fucking teeth and shave/trim pubes and facial hair)

I will post this every sexual health thread i see. I dont realistically know what other general advice could be given unless you wanted to get into the specifics of oral techniques or something

>Kiss knees
>Lick shins
>Bite calves

wut

What's are kegels and how does one do them

nice to see OP's pic is going to fuckover a bunch of people.

I'll give you some advice, different women like different things. One of my first fucks, she loved ears for some fucking reason. Always used to bit my earlobe, was kind of weird but whatever.

What muscles do women prefer? I've heard that they like big glutes but I dunno if that's true.

you ever been peeing and squeeze to stop the flow of urine? Those are your pelvic floor muscles. Next time youre peeing, without using your hands just flex down there to stop the piss from coming out. That's how you flex them.

Dont actually train them when youre peeing. Instead, you can literally flex that muscle and hold it for a count whenever you want. At work, in the car, laying in bed. You can train them anywhere.

If you want to make sure you're doing it right, put a finger on your gooch/grundle area (behind your balls, before asshole) and push in slightly. Flex the pelvic floor muscle, you should be able to feel the contraction with your finger.

You can flex and relax as fast as possible, flex and hold for 3 seconds and do reps, flex and hold for 10 seconds and do reps, or flex and hold till you fail. Do whatever you want, just be consistent. Just do them consistently, but dont overdo it. Theyre a skeletal muscle just like your biceps and need time to recover. Personally I usually do every other day, sometimes two days in a row if I really think I can handle it.

Eventually (as in, not before a month) you can do them when you're hard. This is a good way of adding some "resistance" because your boner with "flex" (the penis obviously cant actually flex like a skeletal muscle, its smooth muscle, very different). So when you kegel while erect your dick is slightly heavier, giving some more resistance to your pelvic floor muscles.

It doesnt take that long to notice benefits and effects and its almost no time or effort out of your day. 2 weeks you may start noticing firmer boners. 1 month you may notice you get random erections a little more often or just theyre a little stronger. 2 months of doing kegels consistent and you will notice changes for sure

all of them, theres no particular preferences

I found Kegels and 3L of water per day alleviates that problem.

whenever I do them they "pulse" or waver for lack of a better word. They are also very hard to hold, it fails after a second or two, and If I try too hard I just flex my butt. Am I trying too hard? Or just super undertrained?

Updated version has L-Citrulline instead of the Arginine.

I've heard that kegels are for multiple orgasms, is that true?

hm. Im not sure about the pulse to be honest. You do not want to flex your butt while doing them. Your butt/asshole may clench at the beginning while you start to learn to do them because your muscle coordination and activation (and strength, it sounds like) is poor.

I would guess that you are undertrained. Like i said I cant explain the pulse, but yeah lots of guys can only hold for a couple seconds. Not a big deal at all. Youll start off either doing quick flexes, or sets of 2 seconds holds. After a little while youll be able to hold 5 seconds, then eventually 10, then 20. You're just learning to flex them against essentially no resistance after all.

As you get stronger/more coordinated and better at them, your butt/asshole will clench less often, and youll be able to hold longer and be able to know/feel the muscle is working.

My ex girlfriend came to my house tonight because she got raped

Cops/detectives are talking to her right now

What do

You're kidding right?

rape her

this desu

To a certain extent. Have you ever come SO close to coming you sort of experiences that surge of energy feeling up your dick but didnt bust? The surge wasnt as powerful as a normal orgasm, but it was there?

Thats sort of what happens. When you get really good at kegels, you can pound away and get really fucking close to orgasm (youll learn to be more aware of your sensations down there) to the point you can sense a surge (semi orgasm) and then start kegeling/flexing your muscle to stop the ejaculation or true orgasm from happening. After youve made sure to completely stop it, you can go back to pounding again. Fair warning, you will still be close to busting, so its probably worth pulling out to finger her or go down on her while you make sure your dick doesnt get to that point immediately after.

so you can get repeated "surges" as im calling them, but you wont be able to have your true, powerful orgasm along with ejaculation repeated times. However, kegels can also help to decrease your refractory period a little bit. (The period between times your dick will get hard and you can fuck), so i guess in that sense it can lead to multiple orgasms.

And like i said earlier, you gotta get pretty good at kegels to start to notice the multiple orgasms or shortened refractory period stuff. Id say that would start to happen after CONSISTENTLY doing a routine 2-3 months, after youve been doing erect kegels for a while

>I dont realistically know what other general advice could be given unless you wanted to get into the specifics of oral techniques or something

fuck them like you hate them and they'll call YOU back

shes your ex for a reason bro, tell her and the detectives to fuck off

Thanks, appreciate it

>The Magical THIRD

Breh's how do I get laid? Say me and a girl are alone on a bed/couch watching a movie. How do I make a move and set myself up for some 4 play so we can do the dirty?

me neither, but I've heard good things about it

dude I have a massive dick and am in the best physical shape of my life and I haven't been laid in 1.5 years.

That picture is pure autism. You should add an order to all this tasks.

massive dick?

men care about dick size 10000x more than women it's hilarious.

Touch her arm. If she pulls away then you're fucking done, if not then you're probably fine. As for actually doing the kiss, I've had success just saying "can I kiss you?" But I'm also smashing ultraliberal college girls who think consent is sexy so your mileage may vary

if a girl agrees to watch a movie alone with you, and you guys are laying in bed together, or even on the same couch (as long as she doesnt sit on the polar opposite end) chances are she finds you at least somewhat attractive and is mildly interested and is looking for you to make any kind of (not ridiculously autistic) move on her

What defines not ridiculous? Assume that I'm autistic, help me out?

As always, first post, best post.

Don't fucking put your hand on her shoulder and go "so, what do you like doing" for example.

Guess how I know you're a virgin.

like caress her leg or arm. Then move on to lightly squeezing and maybe get in closer. brush her hair away from her face and put it behind her ear. If all this is fine and she doesnt stop you or start acting autistic herself, you should be able to lean in and either start kissing her neck or lips.

If she lets you do caress her and all that but doesnt let you kiss her, she either felt too guilty/bad to tell you she didnt want you to do any of that, or she's a huge tease and enjoys the attention and flattery and the fact that youre lusting over her. If it's option 2, you can give it another shot- but if she lets you touch her etc but never ACTUALLY kiss her or put your hand in her pants/etc, she's likely a manipulative bitch who you should NOT continue to pursue.

of the 3 girls i've fucked, simply putting my arm around her and pulling her closer to me on the couch has been enough to escalate things

I got horrible jock itch, I bought a spray and it made it worse, now my balls are red and super itchy, I started scratching until I bled, now I got bloody balls and I can't have sex, what fucking do?

doctor or wait it out bro

wat

bite calves is legit. Do it while youre fucking missionary with her legs in the air, I had a gf tell me it was hot and now i do it with hookups

it's not your business dude

Quick Veeky Forums, when was the last time you watched porn?

yesterday

on nofap for a while and now i want to rape every reasonably attractive female acquaintance so theres that

You mean you want to fuck them right?

>not lick feet

what the fuck!?

>My birthday is exactly 3 weeks
>In 3 weeks I will be 26
>In 3 weeks I will be a 26yo kv

yeah but like hold them down and choke them whilst doing it

>men care about dick size 10000x more than women
Lmfao. Ahh, to be this bluepilled again.

But of course.

shoo her out the moment its socially acceptable. you dont want any part of that.

don't worry bro.
just put your arm around her and gently pull her closer in. then after a bit of that, look over at her and if she looks back just glance down at her lips and look back up at her eyes, then move your head closer. kissing is instinctual, you'll be fine

I BELIEVE IN YOU

next time don't scratch it you fucking sperg, it only makes it worse

Does horny goat weed actually do anything?

Noporn for about 8 months now
>noregrets
>test gains thru roof

still fap 1x a week minimum just to /sbt/ or my imagination. shit so cash now

Tickle her forearm?

>walk to coast
>dip balls in ocean

All better

>pretty strong guy
>when I'm on top with my girlfriend I'll be holding myself up with my arms
>after a few mins my arms start to hurt a bit
>not too bad
>few mins later it starts really hurting and I can barely hold myself up
>lose boner

What am I doing wrong? I can bench press well over my weight why can't I do sex on top?

>what is strength vs endurance

do more reps breh

turned 26 two weeks ago, i know how you feel user
JUST fuck my youth up

>managed to get qy3.14 into bed
>was horny all day
>couldnt get hard when the time came, nothin worked
>its been a week, havent been able to get an erection since

wtf is happening, i havent made any major changes to diet or exercise, shes coming around this weekend what do i do?

wtf is wrong with me

>managed to get qy3.14 into bed
>was horny all day
>couldnt get hard when the time came, nothin worked
>its been a week, havent been able to get an erection since

wtf is happening, i havent made any major changes to diet or exercise, shes coming around this weekend what do i do?

Nerves, and now youre pysching yourself out.

I did this once with my first gf, she was way more sexually advanced than i was and i let my mind run wild.

Just relax and realize sometimes you get stage fright, shit happens

idk why this posted twice

you're just nervous lad, breath and spend like 15-20 minutes on foreplay

Does Bathmate work?

I'm fine lenghtwise and I can hit my girls cervix if I go all in but it just ain't tight

>don't really feel pleasure from vaginal sex, only pressure
>had surgery when I was 11 to create a vaginal opening because it had closed up due to congenital hormonal problems as a kid

am I just screwed?