Alright Veeky Forums, slightly worried now

Maybe it's because I'm cut, or maybe it's because I've almost always had it raw (With a condom the first few times for a new girl, but I always get massive blue balls and have to fap it until I can take the rubber off), ever since my first time, but I just can't cum with one bro. I cannot. There's nothing I can do about it.

>Totally this

Are you nigger or retarded? Jesus fucking Christ 22 years old

Just sit in the hot tub an hour before you fuck. It kills your sperm.

hello orangutano

>hello orangutano
hello orangutano

hello orangutano

Why do men on this fucking Indonesian plywood trading forum always spout the most ridiculous pseudoscience about hormonal contraceptives. Jesus fucking christ.

Most women in developed countries are on birth control. If, by some miracle, your girlfriend magically wants to stop touching your dong, she can just stop taking it.

I hope to god you never get her pregnant. Your kids are going to be retarded.

hello orungutano

copper IUD

Now learn which board to post your blog on

>There's nothing I can do about it.
enjoy your kids, retard

>been PE gymming for years, got great control+stam

post tips pls. need help with stam

^ this. op is completely and utterly autistic.

Look up this shit, fampai

The main reason people get pregnant from withdrawal method is failure to withdraw.

If you are confident you're pulling out then chances of pregnancy are about the same as any other method of contraception.

People always >implying when I say this, but it's true.

Unequivocally wrong.

not totally related but
>first girl that started mirin since I started lifting was quiet
>doesn't talk to people past (hey, name) usually
>just found out she's been in a gangbang in the past month
>also found out she is scheduled for another very soon
>she has sucked dick in a grocery store

are they all like this?

i know i haven't been very sexually active but to think i'm wired so differently from everyone is starting to feel like a possibility. i thought sex was something that normally two people just did with each other when they wanted each other but so much of what i'm seeing from women is that they get off to only two things: worship via internet or suitors, and shutting their mind off to get used by a boatload of people who think of her as a rag. i know romance is bullshit and women have spent the better part of thirty years mocking and discrediting it, but there's no way that they've removed all of the human qualities from the act... right? fuckin right?

i don't want to be the next guy that goes to check his shit and finds the woman he just got with is in a photo set sucking off 25 men in a filthy public bathroom.

am i stupid for finding this shit fucking disgusting?

Do you know what the odds are of a girl getting pregnant in a month of having sex where you are dropping full loads in to her?

Look it up.

this

Hello orangutano

Drop porn.

Look for reverse kegel techniques. You need to do them with your regular kegels. Regulars = rock hard cock but sensitive. Regular + reverse: Massive control. Doing ONLY regular kegels actually backfires: your cock becomes extremely sensitive and you want to cum too fast.

Techniques such as doing reps of reverse, holding them, etc (correctly) help quite a bit.

Also, a big factor is psychological. Past the excitement, get used to sex, get used to the experience, enjoy it for the experience not just the cumming. Once you are used to how a raw vagina feels, it's not as overwhelming as going in raw at first.

Get used to knowing your limit, when you are going to cum, so you can hold back and learn the reset: In other words, learning how to go back to ground 0 after building up from close to a climax. It's one of the best techniques for lasting a while. If you can phase out a lot of the stimulation slower sex gives you, you can reset and go ham again in under a minute.

Last quicktip for noobs:

If you are inexperienced, avoid doggy (even though it feels great). Totally srs, the position makes men cum faster on average due to the view and the total primal feeling it gives; It's why hookers prefer doggy. Become a missionary god, then play around with positions.

hello orungutano

not sure if this content is relevant for a fitness forum

don't worry i reported this thread though so we can get to the bottom of it.

thanks

Dick gains and sexual stamina is related to fitness faggot.

How jelly are you that you're not having sex?

hello orangutano

nope

i know you're excited cos you lost ur virginity or someshit man but once you're a few girls deep you stop caring.

chill, the mods will work it out.

Because this board is filled with ignorant 18-22 year olds who have ruined it and this site in general.

Buddy don't worry to bad, I used to dick down my now ex with pullout for months, and she never got preggers

According to some study pulling out is almost as effective as condoms, but you need to piss between eyaculations. Also some men have sperm in precum and can get women preggers.
This being said I've been using the pulling out method for about 5 years with my long term girlfriends(4 girls), I'm guessing I've had sex about 1000 times and not even once I got any of them pregnant, but I also have had chemo when I was young so probably my sperm is kinda retarded and slow

hello orangutano

here is hoping ur cancer never comes back
shoo shoo cancer

>pullout method

enjoy your new baby

hello orungutano

>Anno domini 2016
>not using coitus interuptus

pagan fucking shits get off my board

Bank some sperm and get a vasectomy.

Underrated post.

have the kid dude, its pretty much time anyway. 25 is like the optimal age and if you start early you get to spend more time with them.

hello orungutano

hello orungutano

The thing about pull out is its safe if you havent blown your load in a day or two and pissed a lot in the meantime to flush out any sperms, however once you cum the first time just taking a leak may not be enough to flush them all out so its important to use a condom from then on if you want to keep smashinh

>25 is optimal age to have kids

enjoy being fucking poor

maybe its just a different culture in america. where i come from we tend to have our kids earlier.

Hello Orungutano!

Hmm. So your options are:
-Try birth control, which MIGHT have unwanted side effects or might do nothing at all aside from virtually guaranteeing against unwanted pregnancy
-Roll the dice on bringing a child into the world (a real living, thinking, breathing human being that would be 100% dependent on you and your girlfriend) that you don't want and are unable to care for emotionally and financially.

Yeah bro, I mean the choice is obvious just roll the dice and start thinking about what shit job you want to pick up once you're forced to drop out of college.

>wat do. I don't want her to go on birth control and risk fucking up her sex drive. I can't cum with a condom on. Wat do srsly.
you seem like a guy who makes good decisions, OP.

Do you want a kid at all? This isn't a question you have to answer right now or even in the next several years. Think of everything (the world's population is 7 times what it was 200 years ago and 200 years ago it was the largest it had ever been) (Is continuing your particular bloodline and its genetic advantages/disadvantages important or do you just want to raise a child with your values?)

All this considered 22 is not a good age to have a kid. I've had more pregnancy scares in my life than i'd care to admit (most being from high school). It's not fun. If you're going to have a kid it changes a lot of things in your life especially if you are young. Put a condom on and don't chance it. Having a kid could easily become the biggest influencing factor in your life. If you have a kid at least understand what comes with it and what you will likely need to give up to responsibility raise this child.

tl;dr: don't be an asshat. a kid will change your life completely. If you can't keep a boner while fucking a girl with rubber work on figuring out why that is and fix it. The discomfort of fixing that problem far outweighs the life altering experience of having a child with some random girl you're boning at age 22.

OP yes you can piss between shots but realistically the anxiety isn't worth it and it's still not fool-proof

use pic related, best condoms i've ever tried. latex a shit, i don't blame you.

(trojan bareskins are also good)

My god how is anyone this stupid. I can practically smell the burger from here, you retarded American dumbass.

fucking why man

enjoy yourself, your time and your money instead of cleaning vomit and shit from a ugly ass baby and then keep up with their unavoidable tantrums and childhood/puberty dramas

travel, get all the degrees you want, try some new sports, have hobbies to which you can dedicate yourself instead of using your resources on keeping a kid born on a slowly agonizing society and planet

What kind of third world country are you in that doesn't have birth control?

I move into uni tomorrow, they have a gym there
furnished dorms, and the campus is 70% female 30% male, leaving all my highschool friends behind. nervous for my future, will I make it fit? I just want to be successful in life and look Veeky Forums

you can do all of those with a kid. my parents had me at 26 and i had my kid at 25. if you have a good job you can easily support that.

hello orangutanu

why the fuck would you even want kids in 2016

they cant eat normal food cause of the retards with peanut allergies

they have to deal with sjws

they have to grow up around libtards

yeah, what a wonderful existence.

Hello orungotano

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plus their future dude, who knows how much college will be and how much ill be expected to pay for it.

if it was 1980 or 1990 then sure, have some kids.

but things are so fucked up now, you'd be selfish to subject a child to that.

>mfw being called stupid
>mfw 3.9 gpa programmer with great job prospects and gf is masters in finance student

Alright /bros/ I'll get her on the pill geez...

Thinking with my dick will get me into shit, got it.

>fucking a girl that is too stupid to have unprotected sex, while not being on the pill

derp

hope shes hot cause shes pretty fucking stupid

Like others have said, don't have a kid if that isn't exactly what you want.

Maybe it's cynical but I don't want to bring a child in this world. It's all gone to shit anyway and he/she would probably grow up hating me anyway. What's the point.

Not stupid whatsoever, just 0 clue about the true rates of birth behind pullout. She's incredibly intelligent but sexually naive, now basically slave to my dick.

>Having good grades in school negates all of my other mistakes

Being intelligent in one area does not been you or your girlfriend's judgment in all areas is by default good.

>incredibly intelligent

>thinks pulling out is a valid method of birth control

pick one

To be fair, the one that was a primal ape about this was me, not her. I could not cum with rubber on, and she loses all thought process with my dick in her.

Let me be a man and take responsibility for this shit, the girl is not at fault for risking this shit, I am. I'll try to get her on the pill stat, not sure how to get it tho, she's not a Canadian Citizen, on here with work permit so it might not be free.

better hope shes not already pregnant, dumbass.

and a word of advice, just fucking use condoms. dont think for a second this girl wont "forget" to take the pill. if she ever wants a kid shell do it with or without your consent.

I'm not that distrustful of my SO to think she'd to that, at least at 22.

Fuck breh same here. This is my first serious gf, I can't stay hard with condom and she doesnt want BC to fuck up her hormones so were doing pull out method, but shit I'm only a junior in uni and I really dont want a kid.

condoms are to protect you, not her, you retard.

>I trust shes on the pill

ok captain cuck

>I'm not that distrustful of my SO to think she'd to that, at least at 22.
oh, to be this naive again.

get a condom or put her on the pill

next time you want to raw dog because of muh feeling think about how much time you'll have for lifting with a little you running around

you poor naive fool

Pull out method is as nearly as effective as condoms IF done properly
plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method

yeah, dont use a condom and end up with a little shit you are forced to pay for, for 18 years

brilliant idea, just because you couldnt roll a condom over your dick.

OP here. it feels like Veeky Forums is borderline between being helpful and being troll.

On one hand yeah I gotta get her on the pill. On the other, y'all trying to give me a heart attack.

Never change Veeky Forums.

I mean it's great that you're willing to take responsibilities for stuff and all but if it was me I would be more worried that I couldn't cum with a condom on.

Sure birth control is an easy fix assuming that you know she takes it, but what if you fuck someone besides her? I don't care if you are in a committed relationship and plan to marry her, things can very easily change.

And if they do you want to be able to keep having sex without feeling that you have to pass females through the "are they on bc" test. If you can't nut with a condom on then you are physically or psychologically not stimulated enough from the experience.

Like I said if it was me I would choose self improvement over trying to convince my girlfriend to bandaid fix a problem. You seem conscious enough to take responsibility, but can you identify an internal fault and take the necessary steps to fix it?

>he thinks were kidding

Because this is shit content. If I were to take a stab I'd say you were a virgin before having sex with this girl, and now you're desperate to brag to somebody on the internet.

If not how can you be 22 and not understand how getting somebody pregnant works?

Why would you be on this website asking for help?

90% of your OP is entirely irrelevant and could be summarised into one sentence:

> Does the pullout method work?

Hence why I think you're somebody who has just lost their virginity, because only that person would bother to type out this massive diary post about

> omg da pussi so gud boiz praise allah

Is pull out 100% effective? No

Does this mean you risk getting her pregnant? Yes

Now fuck off.

did you even click my link? It says that pull out is 96-97 % effective. its fees better and is statistically the same odds of pregnancy as condoms. You still have to worry about STIs but that shouldnt be a problem with a GF

>what is a diaphragm
>what is spermicide
>what is an IUD
What have you been learning in Sex Ed.?

>Am 22, in skool, close to finishing undergrad, plus I don't want a kid anyway for a long time.

LOL.

I suggest going and buying a nappy bag and start picking out a minivan you like. Also start budgeting based on paying child support. Go buy her a triple digit handbag for Birthday/Xmas/Valentines so she can store your balls in while you're at it.

Seriously. I'd probably dump her now while she's 'not pregnant' and wait for the phone call.

RING RING. CLICK. 'OP, I have something to tell you, sob sob, we should meet up, sob sob, no not on the phone, sobsob, in person, sob sob, Tomorrow coffee at 11, sobsob, usual place, sniffle, owwwkayyy.'

Because she's already pregnant and not gonna tell you until 3 months in. You need to be rid of her and make it clear if she's having it you're having nothing to do with it. You can always change your mind later if you want to be in the kids life, but its better change your mind the days its born and with a DNA test when theres a chance she'll still have an abortion.

You want to keep having sex with no condom and don't want her to use birth control.

Go get snipped.

GET HER ON THE PILL YOU STUPID FUCK!

Pullout always works until it doesn't, and then you get to find out your girl is secretly catholic and won't abort and your life is ruined.

I hope everyone using the "pull out" method gets their gf pregnant.

then you'll learn. better get a loan for the kid, though.

Haven't read all the comments. I dont care to either. Have fucked 9 gorls raw, including 2 gfs. Dated one for 3 years, used only pull out method, had a few scares, but they were all related to changes in her period not my lack of pull out game. Keep fucking raw and keep pulling out. God speed you faggot

when you play russian roulette you eventually lose

you're an idiot in any case

Raped

>bragging about being sterile

hello orungutano

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Hello orungutano

Nah op you're fine. Don't pull out next time you do it. She won't get pregnant, I'm sure of it.

I don't blame him man. My girlfriend went on what she said was a weak birth control and it killed her sex drive and turned her into a bitchy emotional mess.
It was like I was dating an average Mexican girl with no sex drive for awhile.