Parents have company over

>parents have company over
>just finished my last water bottle
>still thirsty
>all I have left to drink is my piss jugs
Will drinking urine adversely affect my gains? Please respond quickly.

The sticky literally tells you the nutritional gains of drinking your own piss. Jesus christ, man.

Just read the sticky, people. READ THE STICKY

IIFYM

can't you just go to the toilet and drink the tab water?

I have to walk past the living room to get to the bathroom.

>being made a prisoner in your own house
beta as fuck, not going to make it

I'm not beta. I'm just smart enough to avoid unwanted situations. I'm much smarter than you, I'm just unmotivated and depressed. I'm actually really alpha.

This is the least alpha thing I have ever heard. Alpha's do. Beta's talk. I don't mean violence. If you were really alpha, you would go get some fucking water. Period.

You're very wrong.

Okay. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt... What is the unwanted situation you're avoiding?

>I'm actually a genius prodigy I'm just unmotivated.
t. every deluded cuck in existence.

I don't want to deal with my parents or their company.

Keep dreaming, Jewberg.

>i'm still thirsty
>im tempted to drink my own piss
go to your nearest sink and get some fucking water, if your family and friends bother you, tell them to fuck off, a man deals with his problems, a boy hides from them

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That's introvert. Which is a beta trait. Just accept it. If you deny your short comings, you'll never overcome them.

A real man knows how to pick his battles, boy.

I'm glad I'm seeing this thread, it makes me feel less autistic cuz I did this when I was younger

Even a boy can get his own fucking water you pussy bitch

"A boy runs around without shame, a man knows the battles which bring acclaim."
- user, 2014

Baited hard.

It's 2016, you idiot.

>alpha
>drinks own piss
>not drinking qt gf piss

wat?

Is that what's happening here? Fuck. How do I identify this shit?

Jack off and drink your own cum, idiot.

being this new

Obviously, numbskull. I made that quote up in 2014.

Drinking a woman's urine is as beta as it gets and raises estrogen levels.

This isn't a battle like you and your dad had over your dragon dildos. It is going and getting a drink of fucking water

Nice projection, friend. In any case it's moot. They decided to go out to dinner so I just appropriated supplies from the kitchen.