Is manscaping gay? I enjoy having a landing strip. Also, general grooming thread

Is manscaping gay? I enjoy having a landing strip. Also, general grooming thread.

Do you want to fuck or be fucked by men? That's gay. You can do whatever the fuck you want with your body hair.

You see, a real man is unashamed of their body hair. In fact, I may venture to say that women prefer a more hirsute male. I've read many an online article stating females (not the "basic bitch" that many of you mongoloids pursue, but a real mature woman) enjoy body hair on a man.

Yeah, well some is acceptable. But no chick in her right mind wants to go down on a guy covered in brillo pads. I also shaved my gooch to mitigate any odors. I also shave my back for aesthetics.

Im only trimming and only groin area and the inside of my legs. Dont want my ladyfriends to choke on my hairs while blowing me

Not gay, but it's quite a high maintenance look. I trim everything around the dick, not completely but leaving just a tiny bit of hair to avoid itchiness.

If you are really hardcore you could try wax, but again, high maintenance shit. In the end sexism plays on our favour here, so it doesn't really matter.

What do you like on girls? I find myself aroused when I find a bush just because of the novelty. Im cool with shaved pussy, but unless you have the perfect girl she will either get irritated pores or it will feel like you are grinding your dick against a dudes beard when recently shaved, it hurts dude...

i trim all my body hair because its completely straight and i think it looks weird and who the fuck cares what anyone else thinks. seeking validation is the only gay thing

OP maybe if you learn the difference between being a total poof and having some hygeine standards you'll be able to get laid one day.

Would you fuck me?

Trimming isn't feminine.
Reduces heat and friction in the groin, let's skin "breathe more" reducing infection chance.
Shaving is overboard though.

Yeah, but eating's gayer. Better stop both real fuckin' quick, faggo.

>You see, a real man is unashamed of their body hair. In fact, I may venture to say that women prefer a more hirsute male. I've read many an online article stating females (not the "basic bitch" that many of you mongoloids pursue, but a real mature woman) enjoy body hair on a man.

not if you say no homo beforehand
faggot
(no homo)

I trim my manhood regularly, but struggle with the sack. What should I use? I only have a trimmer but I can pick some razors up next time I go shopping.

Jesus Christ.

It's not nice when the girl has to spit out your fucking pubes. At least trim if you're not going to shave or wax.

user why do you like putting a Hitler stache above your dick?

I saw it in a porno once and I thought it was hot.

I also have a huge landing strip fetish on both chicks and guys. Not sure why.

pic related

>I saw a dude with a landing strip on his dick in a porno once and I thought it was hot

>Veeky Forums

>tfw former fatty
>can finally shave public area since no chunk of fat there
>not stopping now

Is this what making feels like?

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One more for now... hnnng.

Safety razor shave my balls in the shower about once a week, take the clippers to the rest about once a month. Feels good and makes my junk look bigger. I also like getting my balls licked, so my wife appreciates it.

I feel the same way about everything you said.

Do you guys trim everything identically or do you "shape" it by trimming more or shaving the unwanted parts?

Like do you make a reverse trapezoid?
I've also seen men do that and then shave off the upper part so it's not as tall, only maybe three fingers tall (but still quite wide)

pls fit

Womens razor. Just lather it up and go to town. I've never had a problem with it in 10 years.

Women's? Are they built any different? Never used one.

Thanks for the tip!

I just use this. Never had any issues.
I use a safety razor for my face but I haven't gotten the courage to try it on my balls.

Nair :^)

use a men's razor and just pull the skin tight

Anyone have tips for a hairy asshole? I hate it and its hard to wipe. Plus I want it nice and clean for when I question my sexuality

Built completely different. You'll hear woman bitch that they have to pay extra for their razors. Saying they are being taxed for being a woman. But, the fact is much more R&D and building material go into woman razors. They are designed to shave pits and pubes without causing a fucking disaster.

Trim with a beard trimmer first, then go in with a safety razor. Shave with the grain at first then make slightly against. It feels pretty great, but your farts will be audible EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Farts should be audible anyway unless your stretching your asshole on a regular basis.

Hair has amazing muffling abilities.

>I've read many an online article
Is this bait?

I definitely shape it. Except my groin, it's all gone.