"He's into fitness which is a sign i guess.."

>"He's into fitness which is a sign i guess.."
>"You don't think he might be..."
>"Oh Hi user,We invited our new neighbours over for dinner
>"user,son.When are you going to find yourself a girlfriend?"

this one is actually p. good, I chuckled IRL

>aunt or grandma
>"You're so handsome user, I bet you're a real catch with the ladies at college huh"

I'll fuck every girl at this table right now to prove I'm not gay

>girls

gross desu senpai

Ayy I have that same Galko mousepad.
Very soft and comfy.

Well I already have a few. I'm just trying to live up the Bachelor life.

This is the gayest ducking show ever. I woke up with it on the channel and I thought I was back in 2004 with all the French anime on tv from Toonami

At the birthday of my niece yesterday..
>''wow user you've gotten so big, show us your sixpack!''
>whole family wants to see me shirtless
>aunt proceeds to feel my chest
>wtfman.jpg

nobody told me about this when I started lifting

I once listened to my mom talking to her friend

>my son jerry just got a new girlfriend what About user he is very handsome he must be a catch with the ladies
> haha oh no user is what the Young people call a kissless virgin

She literaly said kissless virgin
Over a year ago it still hurts