"He's into fitness which is a sign i guess.."

>"yeah brb I'll just go and get a girl real quick"

It's only fair for you to feel hers now

Why is young Paul Ryan in my dining room?

>mfw lift everyday,shave,tan,keep an impeccable beard and head of hair,blowdry,exfoliate,use facial masks and dress my size with clothes i keep in pristine order,listen to mostly pop and trance/house in public but metal/rap when im alone
>Work in construction with nothing but other men
>get worried looks from parents and extended family all the time
>get eye raped by women and girls in public
>dont know how to act on it
>can't even make eye contact
>don't even turn my neck in the slightest
>all while sweating bullets and fastwalking with a wide stride while carrying shop bags in order to gtfo,thus bringing more attention to me and my body

HELP

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO A GRILL ONCE BEFORE I DIE

go out with friends

I have no friends

Homeschooled in a rural town

If you make eye contact with a girl in public for 3 seconds or more, is that a mire?

>younger sister already has a BF
>ask her for advice and she tells me to "act like myself"
>try not to care but most girls I message on OKCupid don't reply back
>considered going full monk a few times
things will change when I don't look like a fatass right?

>talk to girl at college
>get her out on a date
>"do you always talk to me user or does it only look like that way?"
I pretty much crapped my pants

Gonna help you because I was you, user.

Don't think.

Speak.

Know that there is no failure, only knowledge gained. See her mirin? Ask her how she's doing.

Be observant. Is she in work out clothes? comment on it. Wearing a band shirt? comment on it. Feeling extra ballsy? Ask her if she likes what she sees.

Worst case scenario she shoots you down and you're still better off than before because you will have a mistake to learn from.

Just do it.

Nike.

-GRAB ALL OF THEM BY THE THROAT-

"Back the fuck off ??"

I strongly hold the belief that it is your genes that shape- although not fully control- your destiny and life.
Hypergamy, LMS (looks money status), and all these other common phenomenons related to attraction are simply a result of women (and men!) trying to achieve the best genetic combination of children. A lot of people on this forum get enraged by these phenomenons, because they are thought of "unfair", but it is simply an evolutionary mechanism to produce the best children possible.
Alpha well-genetically-endowned men will be sought after by women, and they like lions will have their pick from any women they wish. If you are incredibly fortunate, you will be a child of a genetically supreme male. You'll inherit his strong hairline, broad shoulders, large musculature, strong jaw, handsome features, height, large hands wrists and feet, deep voice and intelligence. Most important of all, you will inherit his high sex drive, a trademark of good genes - your high sex drive will push you towards women and producing children, something that nature favors.
For these lucky young men and women, life always turns out alright. They could grow up in absolutely broken homes, they could fail out of college, they could get a DUI, they could be a stoner in their youth, and yet, at the end of the day, all works out. The reason for this is genetically strong human has nothing to fear: he doesn't worry about what people think of his receding hairline, since he doesn't have one, courtesy of his father. She doesn't worry what people think of her small breasts or fat waist, since she has a natural hourglass figure and large breasts, courtesy of her mother.

For these lucky few, life is a wild, wonderful adventure. They fully enjoy high school, college, and even life beyond, and when time comes to settle down, have children and build their careers, they are content. They have had their share of tight pussy and cool friends.
Compare this closely to a the life of a genetically inferior male or female. When a genetically inferior man or woman conceives a child, the child is doomed to a poor life quality from the start. You'll inherit your early male pattern baldness, your low testosterone, your narrow shoulders, your ugly features, your acne-scared skin, your tiny muscles, your small feminine wrists and hands. A genetically inferior female is stricken by other maladies such as genetic obesity, small breasts, low estrogen, and a general homely and ugly appearance.
The most important trait that a genetically inferior human has is a low sex drive. Have you ever notice how alpha males and females tend to have high sex drives, and actually DESIRE at a sexual level the opposite sex? Actually WANT to have sex with them, instead of merely fulfilling their sexual release through masturbation and internet pornography? Now notice a beta male and female. They don't actually possess a sex drive, and merely engage in sex due to societal pressure. They don't actually want to have sex with the opposite gender any more than masturbation. Simply put, libido is very low.
Perhaps the most important feature of an genetic alpha male/female is the ability to "trust yourself". They have a deep inner confidence, because they have no excuse to fail - they don't have a crutch to rely on like beta males ("if only my hairline wasn't such ****, if only I wasn't so skinny, why oh why do I have acne"). This frees a genetic human, since it occurs to them "Why am I avoiding this? Theres no reason I can't attract people of the opposite sex or be successful, I'm a strong, handsome tall man with a great hairline, I have all the TOOLS FOR SUCCESS".

Of course this is subconcious, but it affects them all the same.
With this thought in mind, take a look at the difference of quality of life between a genetic inferior human and superior one (I'll use men since most posters here are male and can relate). A genetically well-endowed male will have many friends growing up, have his parents fawning over him, excel in sports, and have a great, complete high school experience full of girls, sports, and drugs. He will most likely attend a "cool" college, where he will have one of the greatest times of his life, the fabled "college experience", full of joining the best fraternities on campus, going to bars each weekend, and having sex with beautiful college girls almost every day, while raging hard on the weekends with blow, alcohol and weed. After college, he'll fight his way up the corporate ladder to some succesful position, overcoming his earlier disadvantage of going to a bad (but cool) college because simply put people naturally respect genetically prime humans and want to be around them/see them succeed. He will marry a pretty woman who also has genes, a subconcious evolutionary decision. His children will resemble him and her, and likely be popular, good-looking, athletic and succesful. They will actually love their parents, because how could they hate someone who allowed them to win the genetic lottery? Once again, their parents gave them all the tools needed for success and happiness - a set of good genes.
A genetically inferior male? He will grow up skinny and small, weak and pasty and ugly. He will not have many friends, and will spend the majority of his childhood playing video games with his other nerdy, genetically inferior friends. He will not have sex with girls in high school, although due to his low sex drive he won't really feel the need to.

This guy's funny as fuck

He will most likely attend a small, smart college where the kids don't party and will miss out on his "college experience", something that he will regret for his entire life. He will miss out on the chance to party, have copious amounts of sex, and in general enjoy the one time in his life with no responsibilities. He will marry a plain girl who doesn't possess the best of genes, but society's "everyone gets married" pressure will get the best of him. His children will likely resemble him - ugly, weak, beta, and plagued with genetic problems like fatness, baldness, and asthma. They will not be popular, always just a "friend" and never a "lover". They will secretly hate their father and mother for leaving them this awful genetic curse, this doom from the day they were born that is as intrinsic to them as their own souls - the DNA within their cells.
How tragic it is to see a genetic inferior male attempt to "beat" the curse of bad genes. You'll see them in the gym, attempting to lift heavy weights in order to improve their tiny musculature, doing wrists curls to increase the size of their pathetic 6 inch wrists. They'll take hairloss drugs to slow down piebalding, which will occur in their late teens/early 20s, far earlier than their "normal" alpha male counterparts who even those predisposed to balding will maintain NW1 hairlines until 35-40. They'll wear glasses for their myopia, and even take Melanotan to tan their pale, fast-wrinkling skin. What an atrocity it is for a genetically inferior male to disguise his weak genes through plastic surgery - imagine the look of horror on his wife when she realizes her children are genetically inferior from her husbands weak disguised genetic code.

me except I don't do all that gay shit, only lift
It's just autism OP, not your fault.

We are born the same and die the same, but what we do in between is vastly different and determined by the very STRUCTURE of us- our DNA. In closing, do you have good genes? You should prepare yourself for a life of fun, sex, and success. If you fall, don't worry, you have no excuse to fail and all the tools for success, simply pick yourself up and "work harder". Do you have bad genes? You should prepare yourself for a life of struggle, anguish, frustration, and in general failure. Everything will not "work out" for you without extreme effort, and any girl you happen to have sex with will be a fluke rather than raw sexual attraction.
You cannot change this. Your DNA is ironclad, locked within your cells in a space so tiny that even the most powerful microinjectors cannot pry apart the DNA strands. Your life, your being, the very "you" is shaped from the day you were born.
And the curtain falls and the stage goes dark. Such, gentlemen, is life. It is not fair, it is not right. It simply is what is.

Can you guys help me? Keep in mind I'm autistic as fuck freshman Kv.

did a qt just flirt with me or am I being autistic?

So in the class I just got out of a petite qt3.14 spent at least a third of the class leaning her leg against mine. I pretended not to notice but I honestly precame a little bit. It was in a packed lecture hall but I saw she had plenty of other room to put her legs. Neither of us said anything at all to each other the entire time (I'm not positive but I think she noticed me looking at her from the corner of my eye). Again I'm a freshman at college so I don't have a lot of experience with this type of stuff plus I'm autistic as fuck. Oh also Im pretty Veeky Forums with decent facial aesthetics so I don't think it's impossible for me to be flirted with its just this seemed so ambiguous I have no idea.

What show?

Read Carnegie's HtWFaIP

Tyler from RSD and the Gambler are both great to study under.

Stop wankin ur pecker m8 if yuh haven't already u wiley cunt m8 i swear

Maybe. It's just a foot idk talk to her about whatever inane bs comes to mind.

Not her foot her whole leg was touching mine.

Just talk to her next class

>She literaly said kissless virgin
lol I'm crying

>shave,tan,keep an impeccable beard
u wot m8

I am dying here mate

b-back that ass up

>I pretended not to notice

You lost your chance. She's going to think you're not interested anymore. Your only hope is to ask her out on a date the next time you see her or its over.

Do I have to jump to that? Could I just introduce myself?
Do I pretend that thing didn't happen? Also class is pretty huge (gotta be around 100 people) is there anyway to make sure I sit next to her?

You sat next to her and didn't introduce yourself? Dude wtf. Just talk to her about the class/homework/ literally anything you two might have in common, and then invite her out to do something.

>class is pretty huge
>100 people

i go to a school where big classes are around 300. most people sit in the same spot every clas

I have no self confidence and I'm shy as fuck. Plus I'm going to a college out of state so I don't even have any friends to pump me up. Also I went to a concert and I'm pretty sure another really hot grill tried to dance with me but I didn't know what to do so i didn't acknowledge her.

Want2killself/10

Could've been more then a hundred. I was only guessing.

I guess I'll sit in the same spot and hope she does too.

>he's what they call a KHV

Do some social workouts for some social gains. Next time you go out into public talk to 1 girl you find pretty. Walk up and introduce yourself and find something to talk about. Maintain the conversation for as long as you feel comfortable or she wants to. When you feel the conversation dying make up some excuse as to why you have to leave. If you feel she is into you, ask for her number or some social media.

Then next time do the same thing but with 2 girls. Continue until talking to girls becomes second nature. There should be girls everywhere on campus for you to talk to.

wasnt ragging on you m8. just letting you know even in much larger classes its common

Show up not too early and sit next to her, or if you cant find her sit to someone else that's attractive.

Neck beard detected.

You're supposed to groom your beard. Generally by shaving your neck and giving your beard a clear defined end point

>A genetically inferior female is stricken by other maladies such as genetic obesity
AHAHAHAHAHAH here's your (You) for the b8 m8

Thx for the advice m8s really. I don't have astronomy until Wednesday. If I'm successful at all though I'll make a thread here around 4 or 5 to keep you updated.

Fuck now I really want noodles

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don't get all stressed out senpai. just get a drink or 2 in order to loosen up and go for it

OP here. I'm glad catering to the lowest common denominator (You) is working.

>things will change when I don't look like a fatass right?
yes

Who let these white people into my house? Am I getting robbed?

GTFO nigger. This is a white board. Go back to b or r9k or whatever shitty nog board you nigs spend all your time bogging at.

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"I-is this an intervention?"

>he pulled the trigger

I'll bump this

This never bothered me when my family asked me
Maybe because I get pussy on the reg
Virgins btfo

>I honestly precame a little bit

iktfb but that's still hilarious

miraculous ladybug