And this is my son's room. He is quite the fitness buff

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>he has a dad
Just enjoy it while it lasts.

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My dad bounced, and I'm proud that he didn't stick around like a cuck. Some other beta-bro raised me while my dad slayed tail and took me to the fair once a month. and I plan on doing the same for my little faggot son, whenever he is conceived.

I guess youre right
I still love him tho

*scrambles to close the incognito tab streaming 4k tranny porn only to reveal a Congolese wooden spoon trading forum full of half naked autists and cartoon frog pictures*

U M-MERLIN?

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>thought I was gonna see kettlebells
humans are fascinatingly resourceful

Kys

>blaha cave.jpg

ayyy

vocaroo.com/i/s1YjvFbdlwiS

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this actually doesn't look too bad. You can tell tha tperson is just making the best of what was likely his best option.

typical shitskin

you've got the feet of a pajeet

poo in loo

>very neat

obviously staged. Aside from the furniture and hardwood floor, there is a fucking swiffer in the shot.

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why are you running your bmx seat so high? you could've just bought a mountain bike

Oh hey dad, just about to watch some fury road

My family tree consists of scottish dirt farmers, welsh criminals, and french alcoholics.

100% white.

I'M BUSY FUCK

Sounds like he is legitimately proud. 180kg is strong by normie standards

My skin is white.

>scottish
>welsh
>"white"

now that's a thumb

But your heart isn't

That looks like taytay. Is it fake or a pornstar lookalike

What the fuck is up with that hand
Fake right?

True, my heart is nigger.

>he's a little shy

Amateur lookalike.

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this is one of the funniest and meanest things I've ever seen. That poor fucking sonnuvabitch.

that does look a little comfy.

Can someone explain what's going on in this picture

Bombs

Post troll hole
LONDON
S
T

testosterone synthesis maybe?

Didn't know what it was either until I saw the bottom left. I think it's the dwelling of the Aurora Movie shooter who left a bunch of IEDs in his house before he left.

>me
>not the pinnacle of Aryan perfection

I'm basically a Dolph Lundgren doppelganger.

In all seriousness, I know I'm a hairy, lanky fuck. I come here 2-3 times a month for the fat hate threads you guys run.

How do I unlock troll mode?

>"He's quite the little patriot"

fat fuck, nice bitch tits

I don't know, I'd rather be somewhat fat and have some muscle than look like you.

>despite all my rage I am still just an onion in a cage
>topic at hand
There's tears in my eyes holy shit.

You're dad must be pretty disappointed in raising such a pussy

Holy shit! Dad, you can walk! How the fuck did you get into my apartment!? Back to the nursing home; shit they must've called the cops by now.

To each his own. I do okay with women so I'm content with it. A decent amount of girls actually like my body type.

How does being lanky make me a pussy?

D-daddy please

sauce pls

source?

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found it
hentaibox.net/hentai-manga/158_21_Original_Otousan-No-Onna-Ni-Natta-Boku-I-Became-My-Stepdads-Girlfriend&load=all

GET THE FUCK OUT DAD

>tfw your wife's son will never be your girlfriend

Hes fermenting his piss and using the balloons to capture the gas to get haigh off of.

My friend told me about it 2 days ago thought he was bs'ing. Thats baader meinhof for you.

DAD! I'm that gorilla dick nigga, I MAKE DYKE PUSSY WET

user, it't not your fault.

>wasting trips on degeneracy

lmfao

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>Keeping shit lying on the floor

Absolutely disgusting. Who actually does this. Block up a desk if you have to, but the floor is not made for books.

God this is overwhelmingly terrifying

What the fuck is this fascination with traps.

>can fuck dudes of they look/act like girls

When did this start...and why?

Regular girls are too high maintenance/pain in the ass, I guess

The thing i like about these /fit frozen in time pics are how oddly specific some things are.

You can tell what was important to the artist, and they felt was "commonplace"

Robin Williams is that you?

But they are soft and warm and smell good....and have smooth skin...and vaginas

And can actually give you a kid

Faggots. Faggots everywhere.

Aw, this was really cute desu senpai. I would love to be your dad's child.

>The Love Nest

>But they are soft and warm and smell good....and have smooth skin...and vaginas
traps have all that except the vagina. men are such superior romantic partners to women that the trade off is more than worth it

> enchantress

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>I'm waiting, user.

Good god I'd never have to leave my room

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That's fucking awesome. Imagine bringing a girl home to a literal dungeon.

>dad just died of a sudden heart attack

It fucking sucks

S-sauce

Your Dad sounds like a great Dad. Be happy you cunt.

no fucking way

this has to be a masterclass photoshop

He sounds amazing fuck you

>all those cast off figures

Gross

The fuck is wrong with you? Your dad sounds like a bro.

fuck off

Don't listen to Veeky Forums, there's a reason this place is infested with frogposters.

Leanness > Mass

Don't let these faggots tell you otherwise. You look good.

>peopla fap to this
>they will say they are straight after doing that

he's proud of you since you are his seed and he's presenting it to other people, but you're "annoyed". Disgusting