Would you rather have a thicc bae or a swole bae?

Would you rather have a thicc bae or a swole bae?

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I want pic related plox

thicc obviously, I'm not a closeted faggot

I'd rather you kill yourself.

How 'swole'?
I'd rather a fit chicks, ie college volleyball type
But if it's between bodybuilder and your pic OP, I'd rather THICC

siri please

I want that one

Swole, anyone who says thicc is a faggot

Tiny and lean

>swole
>chick with a lot of muscle
>calls others a faggot

I see what you did there user and I dont like it.

Maybe 5-8 kgs less and she's perf'

>thicc

You mean fat. That is a fat chick.

>implying muscles aren't hot
Fatty pls go

>being gay

You misspelled "more"

Thick is better.

Look at that inner tube around her waist. Sorry to anger you, fellow fatty

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>3 rolls of disgusting belly
>loose skin
>no tension boobs
Fucking puked. How virgin can you be to claim liking fatties is high test?

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(you)

If we're really going with the steak analogy, what tastes best is marbled steak (for you fucking morons who don't know, that's steak with a decent amount of fat in it)

Muscular chicks with higher bf% is top tier. Thicc and strong, perfect waifus.

>thicc or swole

"yes"

Siri the pornstar

Skinny cardio bunnies with good endurance and pain tolerance.

thicc bae

id bang them, but neither for a relationship

fit girls are fucked in the head and thicc girls are not relationship material for me

I would fuck her so hard and cum on her abs

FUCC

i love fit chicks ^.^

Holy fucking shit

Please give me her god, I don't ask for much, but please give me her. I can't settle for anything less, she has the perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect face, perfect red hair, please, I have nothing if I don't have her

You are right

she wears a corset

I want one that can beat me up.

Idc, I don't even mean Joan, I just mean Christina Hendricks in general

>fucks niggers
>quit porn
>got divorced from husband

kek

>being this insecure about your little white dick

So is she doing porn again?

I wish. But maybe she'll come back. Others have done it before. Maybe she'll get over the butthurt about being marketed as a BBW in some cases, or whatever else motivated her to quit.

she's not fat you twink

Thicc

you're projecting again tyrone

>You'll never find a deliciously thick gf with nice big tits and a big ass
>You'll forever be surrounded by skinny ironing boards with little mosquito bites they call tits
Someone end me

Thicc Girls: Low self-discipline, but think they are the shit because guys are into that body type when really horny and looking for a shag. Do got the booty tho.
Fit Girls: Too muscly and tend to have a "tough" side.
Petite Girls: Often demure, and with surprisingly low egos for how attractive they are.

I'd rather have a nice skinny bae who wears dresses that reach below her knees and has dinner ready for me when I get home.

B r e h s . . . .
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Sweet lord I want her to sit on my lap

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A 4pl8 squat 3pl8 deadlift 2pl8 benchpress body with a layering of blubber and huge tits

I'm your girl!

Thicc girls is just a subversive term used by fat people for you to accept their fatness

low test beta detected

You say that like its a bad thing

Generally speaking, swole / athletic.
Runner, swimmer, lifter, I'll take it all.
Have nothing against 10/10 thicc girls, but those body proportions are so rare. That body type also doesn't really hold up a decade or two down the road.

Thicc girls can make for great GF's, but I'd rather wife a fit chick.

This guy knows what's up.

I want her too bruh.

>perfect red hair

She's actually a natural blonde.

>pushup bras are ok
>corsets are ok
>body-forming nylons are ok
>tons of makeup is ok
>implants are ok
>cosmetic surgery is ok

If not a spot on a bitch is truthful, why should any man that pursues her be?

>tfw your going to die never having had sex

>tfw your going to die never even seeing a girl like OP's pic naked

>tfw even if u did fuck a good looking thicc girl it wouldn't matter cuz ur dick is only 3 inches long and she wouldn't be able to feel it and would make fun of you to all of her friends afterwards than go fuck some skeleton dude with a 9 incher

I want to die.

>Maybe she'll get over the butthurt about being marketed as a BBW

Or, alternatively, she could just maintain a healthy weight and not worry about that shit

christ

shame about the face

DAMN I WOULD KILL FOR THIS

HNGGGGGG

Wait 20 years and buy a robowhore that looks like her

bump

Roast me fit

I was that skeleton before I started lifting

This is the optimal body, fuck fat chicks.

>tfw my fiance is only 103lbs

if youre the girl you can do wayyyy better.

if you're the guy goodjob.

>Often demure
Please, don't pretend you've spoken to enough women to be able to say what they're "often" like.

You honestly shouldn't even try and just focus on your goals, you're parents are to blame for your shitty genetics. Do you really want to be the person to put your own flesh and blood through the same if not worse trauma? Bc lets be real, if you do manage to get with someone are they going to be of better genetics than yourself? This is a downhill spiral that only gets worse. Just adopt a kid. We really can't take more weak men in this world

if you're the guy you look like you'd have a god tier face if you lost weight

Your Lel I omitted a sentence to not sound so assholy and left that you're